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Even the Austrians know that the slant cartoon "Pokerman" brainwashes children into a life of depraved sin. 
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I've never been comfortable with the idea that kids should be taught that they can appeal to imaginary miniature demons to sort out their problems in life. What's wrong with a good, old fashioned prayer? Why teach your kids stuff that just ain't true so they need to be unlearned?sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
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Pokemon at most encourages evolution, a theory yet to be proven, i neither deny or acknowledge a theory as truth. Teach your children the difference and that video games are not real, and should not govern poor decisions in a negative way. I grew up with Pokemon, it taught me to have a fun time playing the games. Thats about it. The show on the other hand, well I don't know about that, but they both seem relatively harmless in the eyes of someone who can distinguish reality from fiction.Comment
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Friend, russian roulette is a game too. Just because something is a game, does not mean it should be played. Kids play at sex too. Think of all the bastard children, doomed to hell along with the next ten generations of their loins. Still think it is just innocent fun? I bet you let your kids play with gasoline and matches too...sick, just plain sick!Originally posted by Arkbound View PostIsaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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My daughter went through a spell liking Pokemon. The math on the back of the cards, I believe, is what put her two grade levels ahead in math. She's a human calculator adding and subtracting the points. The days though, of liking Pokemon have come to an end, and yet she still has carried herself through school with a mathematical advantage. Maybe I'm just putting credit where it does not belong, but the time spent using Pokemon for something productive has imo worked out for the best.Comment
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Enjoy hell with your daughter.Originally posted by Shimei View PostComment
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I would think that Joy, being an attribute of God would not be present in Hell? Through complete separation from all that is of God, we would be left utterly miserable there. Nobody will love or enjoy being eternally separated from Him.Originally posted by Deaner View PostComment
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You're right. The credit shouldn't go to the Pokerman. It should go to Jesus. Although I'm a little skeptical about your story since girls usually aren't very good at math.Originally posted by Shimei View PostLet Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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You're right. Praise Jesus!Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
Have a blessed day VictoryOS.Comment
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Thread: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to familiesOriginally posted by Shimei View Post
Your daughter could have learned math by counting her fingers. I can't believe that you're actually proud to have allowed pokemon into your home.Comment
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No sir, not proud at all. This was actually before I became a committed Christian to our Lord Jesus. At the time though, I was oblivious to the little schemes the Devil uses. To me, they were just cards no different than baseball, just some batting averages and a stick of chewing gum in the cards. I'm just thankful that Jesus always is on guard and looking out for the little sheep. Damage control wise, things turnt out rather well with my daughter, and it looks as though she'll be off to a Christian college next year! Thank you Jesus!Originally posted by Nobar King View PostComment
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are you gay? one of your "medals" is "In love with Zeke"Matt 13:41-42 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.Comment
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This is beyond a phaggot thread. grow up, they are just animations. why are all of you grown phaggot men so scared of cartoon fictional characters?Comment
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Originally posted by Wuffles View PostBe kindly affectioned one to another with brotherly love; in honour preferring one another
Romans 12:10
You may be ashamed to follow Christ, dear, but we at Landover Baptist Church follow the Holy Scriptures to the letter.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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No, I am not interested in committing sodomy with you.Originally posted by Wuffles View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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