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Why does this not surprise me? I had held out some hope that there might be one Godly man in Godless Cannuckistan,but it turns out not.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!
Male Canadians are all pigs. What else can you do beside watch porn when all it does is snow and your wife is a fat injun?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostWhy does this not surprise me? I had held out some hope that there might be one Godly man in Godless Cannuckistan,but it turns out not.
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Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!
Yet another demonstration of scientists talking nonsense. It always amazes me how easy it is to shoot holes in yet another scientific study.
A significant portion of the Canadian male population is blind (usually due to some wood chopping accident), retarded or in an alcohol induced coma. So it's impossible for 100% of them to look at porn. Also every child knows gays never look at porn as they don't like watching at sex between men and women.5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!
Many Canadian men have never even heard of porn, since they are deafened by the constant screaming of millions of dying fetuses in their ubiquitous government hospitals.Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View PostThe Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!
... Can't say I'm suprised. I recently found god. But come on.. I did not even do that stuff, back then. Canada has always been a little strange. Just look at the health care-system.. And now obama tries to get us to be like them. Is Obama the devil himself?
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Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!
Welcome to our friendly forumOriginally posted by God-zilla View Post... Can't say I'm suprised. I recently found god. But come on.. I did not even do that stuff, back then. Canada has always been a little strange. Just look at the health care-system.. And now obama tries to get us to be like them. Is Obama the devil himself?
Now, could you please make an appropriate introduction thread, so we can get to know you better?
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Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!
First of all,that study did it on 10 men. So no, not all Canadian men watch porn
And the ironic part is that all the porn sites are owned by americans. Not to mention all the american sex slaves, corrupted goverment, america's view of war over all other things.
Oh and uh, where did the bible command you to judge others based on their acts?
And to back myself up let us read the bible
James 4:11-12
Do not speak evil against one another, brothers. The one who speaks against a brother or judges his brother, speaks evil against the law and judges the law. But if you judge the law, you are not a doer of the law but a judge. There is only one lawgiver and judge, he who is able to save and to destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor?Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.Comment
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Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!
Just asked my parents, nopes, no brothers up there.Originally posted by kboy the abo View Post
Checked my neighbors, no canukis there!
Asked the Pastor, he's sure no TC either.
It's a good thing that you have tried using the bible, but check the meaning first.
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Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!
Really? Where does it say that?Originally posted by kboy the abo View Post
Say you have a bunch of apples. You put them in two boxes. You look in one box, and there are none in that box. Therefore, all the apples are in the other box....So no, not all Canadian men watch porn...
Likewise, the researchers first looked in the box that contains "all the Canadian men who have never consumed pornography". It was empty. Therefore... (I'll leave this part blank for our visitor to prove they can connect dots)
Citation proving your assertion? Oh, right, you're just making stuff up now......And the ironic part is that all the porn sites are owned by americans...
Which has exactly WHAT to do with Canadian porn hounds?...Not to mention all the american sex slaves, corrupted goverment, america's view of war over all other things...
Plenty of places (look for "rebuke" or "rebuking" to get you started), which you'd know if you ever read it....Oh and uh, where did the bible command you to judge others based on their acts?...
FTFY....And to prove how little reading comprehension I have let us read the bible...
Are you brother/neighbour to ANYONE here? No....James 4:11-12
Do not speak evil against one another, brothers. The one who speaks against a brother or judges his brother, speaks evil against the law and judges the law. But if you judge the law, you are not a doer of the law but a judge. There is only one lawgiver and judge, he who is able to save and to destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor?
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Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!
A link that shows the Real truth not the so called "scientists" they are all witch doctors to me.: So Paul stayed for a year and a half, teaching them the word of God.Comment
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Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!
If you are going to post outside links, please make sure they are prasing Jesus or in some way furthering His goals.Originally posted by Christianboy69 View Post
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Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!
Ezekial, Why are you so hateful, bro? Just chill out for a bit
I am a Canadian man and I have always kept my prick tucked. Note that the study says 100% of men on the headliner, not just Canadian men. Please try and be more Observant.Comment
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Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!
As a Canadian, you should know that the Université de Montreal is a French-language only institution.Originally posted by Rotiart ot Dog View Post
"The Université de Montréal is a public research university in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. The francophone institution comprises thirteen faculties..."
How many Americans do you think they could interview in French?
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Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!
So you're telling me that the aboriginal and indigenous population, without any connection to the internet nor even phone lines manage to get his fair share of porn?
I highly doubt that.Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.Comment
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Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!
You're really retarded, aren't you?Originally posted by Didymus Much View PostAs a Canadian, you should know that the Université de Montreal is a French-language only institution.
"The Université de Montréal is a public research university in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. The francophone institution comprises thirteen faculties..."
How many Americans do you think they could interview in French?
I live in montreal and most people are bilingual. Did that ever cross your mind that people could talk different languages?Comment
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