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  • SurroundedByCultists
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    • Mar 2014
    • 14

    #151
    Re: Disney's Frozen - an orgy of sex

    ANYONE ELSE WITH SENSE, PLEASE POST NONSENSICAL REMARKS IN CAPS LIKE THIS. iunderstandhowthisdoesntreallyworkha.

    UNICORNPRINCESSNUGGETFACESBANANASAUCE. CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT NOW CAN YOU?

    I REGRET NOTHING!!!

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #152
      Re: Disney's Frozen - an orgy of sex

      What are you trying to do, dear?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • SurroundedByCultists
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        • Mar 2014
        • 14

        #153
        Re: Disney's Frozen - an orgy of sex

        I haven't a clue.

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12921

          #154
          Re: Disney's Frozen - an orgy of sex

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          What are you trying to do, dear?
          I think it's a chimp which got loose in some lab and figured out how to use the computer, Sister Mary. (That would explain both its retardedness as well its interest in bananas).
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #155
            Re: Disney's Frozen - an orgy of sex

            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
            I think it's a chimp which got loose in some lab and figured out how to use the computer, Sister Mary. (That would explain both its tardiness as well its interest in bananas).
            Well, it's most curious.

            I mean, does it think this is funny?

            Is it cursing us?

            Is it being affected by demons?

            I just don't understand. I'd like to help, and pray accordingly, but I would need to know what's going on, first.
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • SurroundedByCultists
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              • Mar 2014
              • 14

              #156
              Re: Disney's Frozen - an orgy of sex

              Here's a thought:

              If a monkey made up his mind to become as sick in the head as every True Christian™ here, could he then become on himself? I don't think the bible states against monkey getting religious. If it does, please quote that, because that would make my day.

              Hey, look at that! I figured out how to do the ™ thing! Cool!

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12921

                #157
                Re: Disney's Frozen - an orgy of sex

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Well, it's most curious.

                I mean, does it think this is funny?

                Is it cursing us?

                Is it being affected by demons?

                I just don't understand. I'd like to help, and pray accordingly, but I would need to know what's going on, first.
                It's probably harmless. I guess that it's just randomly pressing keys on the keyboard. Also, I'm sure the people who keep it in the lab will realize soon that it got loose and get it back to its cage.

                We shouldn't engage in direct contact, though. It may become aggressive.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • SurroundedByCultists
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                  • Mar 2014
                  • 14

                  #158
                  Re: Disney's Frozen - an orgy of sex

                  Nice to meet you too, Mr. Basillisa. I hope we may get aquatinted properly soon. You see, as a gay atheist disabled black monkey, I find it hard to act normally around humans. I stumbled upon this site looking how to become a true friend of God, and since you appear to speak monkey, I see you as the ideal man to help me.

                  I do so hope you don't hold this against me.

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                  • SurroundedByCultists
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                    • Mar 2014
                    • 14

                    #159
                    Re: Disney's Frozen - an orgy of sex

                    Ah. It seems you have... left the forum. This saddens me deeply. I was exhilarated to finally meet Jesus.

                    It seems I must return to my home in Africa, full of gay black atheist monkeys like myself. At least I can bring some of your christian teachings home with me.

                    Farewell and Good Tidings,
                    -A gay black atheist monkey.

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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                       
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930

                      #160
                      Re: Disney's Frozen - an orgy of sex

                      Originally posted by SurroundedByCultists View Post
                      Nice to meet you too, Mr. Basillisa. I hope we may get aquatinted properly soon. You see, as a gay atheist disabled black monkey, I find it hard to act normally around humans. I stumbled upon this site looking how to become a true friend of God, and since you appear to speak monkey, I see you as the ideal man to help me.

                      I do so hope you don't hold this against me.
                      You seem rather polite, clean and well spoken for a monkey. Welcome.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • Misanthropist
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                        • Mar 2014
                        • 6

                        #161
                        Re: Disney's Frozen - an orgy of sex

                        Just going back to the topic. That trailer was a spoof of the movie. You can make anything if you really want to. You could bleep your posts so its sounds vile and horrible. Just because you see it online, don't jump to conclusions. I have seen and learned many life lessons from movies to this day.

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                        • Alphonse Alban
                          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                           
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 5724

                          #162
                          Re: Disney's Frozen - an orgy of sex

                          Originally posted by Misanthropist View Post
                          I have seen and learned many life lessons from movies to this day.
                          That's nice to hear. Please, tell us what movies about Jesus have thought you lessons of life.

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                          • Misanthropist
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                            • Mar 2014
                            • 6

                            #163
                            Re: Disney's Frozen - an orgy of sex

                            Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                            That's nice to hear. Please, tell us what movies about Jesus have thought you lessons of life.
                            There are many christian movies that really teach many life lessons. A really common one to say would be "to save a life" you It was enough to capture young people/teenagers through to late twenties. It was overall a movie about a guy learning from his mistakes, learning about praying, God everything.

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                            • Dr Laurence Niles
                              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                               
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 9063

                              #164
                              Re: Disney's Frozen - an orgy of sex

                              capture young people/teenagers
                              What the heck are you talking about, missy?

                              This is not one of those pervert sites, you know?

                              YIC
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • Seriously2015
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                                • Mar 2014
                                • 12

                                #165
                                Re: Disney's Frozen - an orgy of sex

                                Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                                Disney's new movie "Frozen", recently banned from all Freehold theatres, is an orgy of sex, potty talk, perversion, satanism and pornography, as usually when it comes to Disney. A trailer for this new movie has leaked, thankfully censored for sensitive Christian audiences to watch.

                                I would like to just put one little thought out there.
                                This movie Frozen shows the power of women, where woman can stand on their own and not always have to depend on a man to come rescue them. Also its not about lesbians, they are two sisters that have been through a lot of hard ship that they over came alone, and the act of true love was basically stating that true love can happen with family meaning love your family and do not isolate one another when you are going through hardship rely on the ones you love and care about and protect them with all you have that is what family is and that is what this movie is stating. Also the movie was indicating that people are not all what they appear. Do not judge a book by its cover.
                                Also if you let this little video that one dumb idiot put a few censers over change your view on Disney movies then you need to rethink yourself.
                                You should be banning the person who creates the censored videos of the children movie trailer and not the company who makes the movies.
                                Also if your child has found one of these videos on the computer then you need to think about what your child is really looking up; and if you don't want your child to see these then put up a parental block. Take action instead of bashing on things that are not the real problem



                                1 Corinthians 5:12-6:11NKJV
                                12For what have I to do with judging those also who are outside? Do you not judge those who are inside? 13 But those who are outside God judges. Therefor "put away from yourselves the evil person."
                                Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unrighteous, and not before the saints? 2 Do you not know that the saints will judge the world? And if the world will be judged by you, are you unworthy to judge the smallest matters? 3 Do you not know that we shall judge angels? How much more, things that pertain to this life? 4 If then you have judgments concerning things pertaining to this life, do you appoint those who are least esteemed by the church to judge? 5 I say this to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you, not even one, who will be able to judge between his brethren? 6 But brother goes to law against brother, and that before unbelievers!

                                7 Now therefore, it is already an utter failure for you that you go to law against one another. Why do you not rather accept wrong? Why do you not rather let yourselves be cheated? 8 No, you yourselves do wrong and cheat, and you do these things to your brethren! 9 Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals,[a] nor sodomites, 10 nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners will inherit the kingdom of God. 11 And such were some of you. But you were washed, but you were sanctified, but you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus and by the Spirit of our God.

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