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  • seriouslymormons
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2014
    • 6

    #121
    Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

    Are you guys piffleing kidding me?


    Your own rules contradict what you mormons are saying.


    "Forum Rules
    By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws.
    The owners of The Landover Baptist Church Forum reserve the right to remove, edit, move or close any thread for any reason."


    You are the ones posting obscene photographs.
    You are the ones being vulgar talking about how an alternate use of nicotine is caused by SATAN, while cigarettes, which CAUSE CANCER and are KNOWN to cause cancer, are safe and god approves? What is WRONG with you people?
    "Diabolical gay cigarettes," REALLY? REALLY? All you people are condemning the GLBT community! You are not following your god's "laws!" What about loving one another? You guys are terrible human beings who DESERVE to burn in YOUR hell.
    HATEFUL, HATEFUL, HATEFUL people!


    You violate your own rules and you are the right to delete anything, as I am sure you will delete this. Why? Because all you want on your precious discriminating forum are people who agree with you.


    HYPOCRITES!


    You should be ashamed of yourselves. *link to strange film with midgets deleted* Stupid idiot homophobic *censored*
    Last edited by Alphonse Alban; 02-27-2014, 11:31 PM. Reason: Keeping it clean for Jesus.

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    • seriouslymormons
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Feb 2014
      • 6

      #122
      Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

      WOW! WAY TO PROMOTE MY OWN MESSAGE! GOOD GOING, CHRISTIANS.

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      • John Creeser
        Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
         
        • Aug 2009
        • 7248

        #123
        Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

        Well, as you can see kids, vaping obviously leads to bouts of uncontrolled anger and delusions. This guy thinks we are Mormons - HELLO? Landover BAPTIST Church.

        Wow!
        -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
        -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

        -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
        -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
        -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
        -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
        -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

        STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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        • seriouslymormons
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Feb 2014
          • 6

          #124
          Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

          Under my username, which is NOT what my user name was supposed to be:

          "Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation"

          You are damn right that I am not like you. Thank GOD!

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          • Alphonse Alban
            Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
             
            • Feb 2011
            • 5724

            #125
            Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

            Originally posted by seriouslymormons View Post
            WOW! WAY TO CENSOR MY OWN MESSAGE! GOOD GOING, CHRISTIANS.
            Sorry, but I had to take away those midgets. It was almost porn already, and what's with those reindeer!!?? This is a family friendly forum after all.

            Anyway, sorry if telling the truth about vaping is too much to your gaysexual self, but please remain civil. We are Christians, not mormons.

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            • seriouslymormons
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Feb 2014
              • 6

              #126
              Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

              Oh yeah, Mormons... though I said ANOTHER word starting with an M. Your own Christian hypocritical site changed it. Though you probably don't know just how censored you truly are.


              And, I was this angry before vaping. You know why? Because of this kind of ignorance. You are judging things you don't know anything about.


              Delusion. Let's talk about delusion. The Bible. Written over many, many years, by many, many people, translated into many, many languages. Stories about men surviving being eaten alive by whales. Men surviving a lion's den filled with hungry lions. A boat large enough to fit every type of animal, built in a short amount of time, by few people. I can be just as delusional. Let me look on my bookshelf. Oh hey, a Stephen King book. Well, you know THAT book is true. Why? Because I say so.

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #127
                Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                Indeed Brother. Vaping clearly destroys the brain as well as the heart.

                Oh, and you can talk about "the GLBT community" all you want, but it's still just a bunch of hellbound queers.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14076

                  #128
                  Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                  Originally posted by seriouslymormons View Post
                  ...Thank GOD!
                  What god would that be?

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                  • Alphonse Alban
                    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                     
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 5724

                    #129
                    Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                    Originally posted by seriouslymormons View Post
                    Let me look on my bookshelf. Oh hey, a Stephen King book. Well, you know THAT book is true. Why? Because I say so.
                    This might be bit difficult for a person, who does not know the difference between Christians and mormons, to understand. There is a slight difference between Stephen King and God. You see, King writes something that's called fiction. It means that it's made up. God on the other hand writes fact, Bible is the manual for everything.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29443

                      #130
                      Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                      Originally posted by seriouslymormons View Post
                      Oh yeah, Mormons... though I said ANOTHER word starting with an M. Your own Christian hypocritical site changed it. Though you probably don't know just how censored you truly are.


                      And, I was this angry before vaping. You know why? Because of this kind of ignorance. You are judging things you don't know anything about.


                      Delusion. Let's talk about delusion. The Bible. Written over many, many years, by many, many people, translated into many, many languages. Stories about men surviving being eaten alive by whales. Men surviving a lion's den filled with hungry lions. A boat large enough to fit every type of animal, built in a short amount of time, by few people. I can be just as delusional. Let me look on my bookshelf. Oh hey, a Stephen King book. Well, you know THAT book is true. Why? Because I say so.
                      Interesting you mention delusions friend. Delusions are when you think people are changing your words and that the whole world is out to get you. They are also an indication of rectal demons, often carried by the queers as part of thier gay agenda.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • seriouslymormons
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Feb 2014
                        • 6

                        #131
                        Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                        I never even called you Mormons. I called you another word and it censored me. So send me all the violations you want but I never called you Mormons. I know the difference in religions. Do you? Or are you just single minded?

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                        • seriouslymormons
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Feb 2014
                          • 6

                          #132
                          Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                          This forum censors and changes words to something that was not even said. But I am guessing that is only for the non-believers who don't believe the GLBT community is condemned to hell. kthxbye

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                          • VictoryOS
                            True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                             
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 5388

                            #133
                            Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                            Friend, we're sorry if you feel you've been treated badly. I can assure you that our Pastors are very busy, too busy to take the time to censor your posts. They have much more important things to do.

                            Is there a reason why you feel so much anger towards God?
                            Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                            in 2016

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29443

                              #134
                              Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                              Originally posted by seriouslymormons View Post
                              I never even called you Mormons. I called you another word and it censored me. So send me all the violations you want but I never called you Mormons. I know the difference in religions. Do you? Or are you just single minded?
                              Friend, we are not like you morons. We are Christians. Why must you hate us for our beliefs?
                              We never censor anyone or any body. God wants people to be themselves. That way, it is easy to tell who is damned to Hell and who has a shot at Heaven. Come down off the horse friend, you look like an ass.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Kiddo the queerboy
                                • Feb 2014
                                • 35

                                #135
                                Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                Friend, we are not like you morons. We are Christians.
                                Same thing
                                Why must you hate us for our beliefs?
                                Because I hate ignorance
                                We never censor anyone or any body. God wants people to be themselves.
                                The fact you had edits in that post... and edited his user name... along with mine... and the avatars... and signatures... and you took down several posts of mine... I think you do censor.
                                That way, it is easy to tell who is damned to Hell and who has a shot at Heaven.
                                Or, heaven doesn't exist, and we're all going to lose all memories, thoughts, feelings, etc. when we die, as the brain would no longer be active.
                                Come down off the horse friend, you look like an ass.
                                Right back at you

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