[Gregster]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

This is the message that was sent:
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Dear Gregster,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Sexing it up for satan
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Watch it, kid. This is a family-friendly forum.
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This infraction is worth 66 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Seriously?

[Titus Templeton]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

It is also used to smoke the devil's weed. They think God is blind?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2454693/E-cigarettes-used-smoke-marijuana-public.html

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Reason: Sexing it up for satan
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Watch it, kid. This is a family-friendly forum.
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This infraction is worth 66 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Seriously?

Yes Gregory, seriously. Attempted anal rape of your wife is not an appropriate topic for a religious forum.

YiC,

Zech

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Seriously?

What do you think? Do you think salvation is some kind of joke?

[MarcyC]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

So that means everyone is doing... RUN its spreading. everyone is going to hell. OMG is outrageous. no one is safe ever again.

This is the message that was sent:
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Dear Gregster,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Sexing it up for satan
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Watch it, kid. This is a family-friendly forum.
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This infraction is worth 66 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Yes Gregory, seriously. Attempted anal rape of your wife is not an appropriate topic for a religious forum.

YiC,

Zech

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he was showing you what you put in his Private message.

[Wide-Open]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

he was showing you what you put in his Private message.

One would almost wonder why they are called "Private messages" no?

Anyway, back on topic: gay e-cigs.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

@MarcyC

Yes, I know what message was included in the Infraction: I wrote it.



And they are trying to convince us that vaping doesn't rot the brain...

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

@MarcyC

Yes, I know what message was included in the Infraction: I wrote it.



And they are trying to convince us that vaping doesn't rot the brain...

I wonder if it's the vaping itself that destroys your brain, or does shooting that vaporized nicotine steam all day long up your behind open a gateway for anal demons to slip in and eventually work their way into the brain of these freaks.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

I wonder if it's the vaping itself that destroys your brain, or does shooting that vaporized nicotine steam all day long up your behind open a gateway for anal demons to slip in and eventually work their way into the brain of these freaks.

Hmmm...it's difficult to say, Brother Alphonse. They seem to abuse both paths equally.



Either way, they seem to have lost a significant amount of cognitive ability through their various sinful practices. Pity.

[MarcyC]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Hmmm...it's difficult to say, Brother Alphonse. They seem to abuse both paths equally.



Either way, they seem to have lost a significant amount of cognitive ability through their various sinful practices. Pity.

WOW you all are out there . You say we have brain loss. I think it is the other way around. I am done with you all. you do not walk in Gods ways but in your own. You all are a trip. Putting down people like you do. that is Unreal and a joke. this is not saving people this is hurting people.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

WOW you all are out there . You say we have brain loss. I think it is the other way around. I am done with you all. you do not walk in Gods ways but in your own. You all are a trip. Putting down people like you do. that is Unreal and a joke. this is not saving people this is hurting people.

Most people (including you, apparently) are not prepared for the Full Force of God's Word.

Leave, but promise me this: read the Bible from Genesis 1:1 to Revelation 22:21 and don't skip ANYTHING. Come back when you're done (it should only take a few weeks), and THEN tell us we're wrong.



YiC,

Zech

[Vaperforlyfe]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Ugh, seriously? Typical religious scare tactics. Scare everyone into bending to your every whim with fear. Vaping doesn't make us "gay". Vaping helps to protect the children and the people around us, and ourselves.

I really hope noone here actually believes any of this nonsense. I was raised catholic, but I researched all the religions, and they all use scare tactics to get what they want. Religion and your rules were created by MAN, the ever so powerful "imperfect" being. Therefore, by association, religion is imperfect.

Let me get off that topic, back to vaping. Isn't one of the commandments "thou shall not kill"? So just because the tobacco companies "love god" that makes everything ok? Just because we vapers look to a healthier, better, cleaner and safer alternative that makes us gay? I'm not sure what planet you people are from, but have you not seen batteries? You know, the battery that man created to power things? Well now that we're on the same page, THEY ARE CYLINDRICAL, or "dildo shaped" as you would call them. Give me a break, more excuses and bible verses to scare people away from making the right switch. Wait a minute, aren't actual cigarettes cylindrical? Then wouldn't that represent the male "member" most of you possess? Small and pathetic.

You people have no clue what you are talking about, and please don't reply to this with more mormonic bible verses, please don't waste my time. The bible is imperfect, because if Criss Angels "Mindfreak" book was the only book to survive an apocalypse, people would think he's the new god because he can walk on water, and read peoples minds. Vaping doesn't make anyone gay, it protects our children and loved ones from dangerous second hand smoke that kills people, but you people don't care about that, because Tobacco companies love god.

If vaping is the cause of me going to hell, then so be it, I can torture some people while i'm down there, maybe work my way up to Satan's right hand man. I'll see most of you there, salute.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Ugh, seriously? Typical religious scare tactics. Scare everyone into bending to your every whim with fear. Vaping doesn't make us "gay". Vaping helps to protect the children and the people around us, and ourselves.

I really hope noone here actually believes any of this nonsense. I was raised catholic, but I researched all the religions, and they all use scare tactics to get what they want. Religion and your rules were created by MAN, the ever so powerful "imperfect" being. Therefore, by association, religion is imperfect.

Let me get off that topic, back to vaping. Isn't one of the commandments "thou shall not kill"? So just because the tobacco companies "love god" that makes everything ok? Just because we vapers look to a healthier, better, cleaner and safer alternative that makes us gay? I'm not sure what planet you people are from, but have you not seen batteries? You know, the battery that man created to power things? Well now that we're on the same page, THEY ARE CYLINDRICAL, or "dildo shaped" as you would call them. Give me a break, more excuses and bible verses to scare people away from making the right switch. Wait a minute, aren't actual cigarettes cylindrical? Then wouldn't that represent the male "member" most of you possess? Small and pathetic.

You people have no clue what you are talking about, and please don't reply to this with more mormonic bible verses, please don't waste my time. The bible is imperfect, because if Criss Angels "Mindfreak" book was the only book to survive an apocalypse, people would think he's the new god because he can walk on water, and read peoples minds. Vaping doesn't make anyone gay, it protects our children and loved ones from dangerous second hand smoke that kills people, but you people don't care about that, because Tobacco companies love god.

If vaping is the cause of me going to hell, then so be it, I can torture some people while i'm down there, maybe work my way up to Satan's right hand man. I'll see most of you there, salute.

Goodness, that was terrible. Friend, I'm sorry you have smoked most of your cognitive and intellectual skills out your nose along with your sodomophilic vaping juices, but if you wish to offer a persuasive argument, your composition will be as important as the facts you present. One way to do this is to write an outline first. This will allow you to organize your thoughts so when you write in complete sentences, your thoughts will be communicated successfully. Let's try it with your paragraph:

I) Scare Tactics

A.) I was raised a cracker munching, Mary-hailing Catholic

1.) I know nothing about the Christian faith
2.) I know nothing about morals or ethics
3.) I have seen a number of priests' herpes-plagued penises and have touched them with my fingertips and tongue and some of my own naughty-bits.

B.) My Catholic mother and grandmother scare me.

1.) I think all mothers and grandmothers are scary
2.) I think all women are scary
3.) I secretly admire the strength women have, and also they get to wear silky lingerie
4.) I have seen women post on this forum, therefore I am scared by this forum
5) My opinions and experiences are universal, therefore everyone must feel the way I do, ergo, you are using "scare tactics."

ll) Vaping is good for you

A.) I like smoking, but I'm not courageous enough to enjoy it in public.

1). I've grown up watching After School Specials and so whatever Public Service Announcement I hear, I have been brainwashed to believe
2). I've been brainwashed to believe smoking is bad, even though the OP clearly explained how it's not only not bad, it pleases the LORD

D.) Still Catholic, I have no idea what pleases the LORD, nor do I care because the priests never talked about that

lll) Batteries

A.) I really like batteries

1.) They hold lots of energy
2.) They are predictable, which is "safe" for my Asperger brain
3.) I think everyone would like batteries if they new how neat they are
a.) batteries make toys do things
b.) batteries can be big and powerful enough to move whole trains!
c.) the priests always had batteries for their special toys
d.) magicians sometimes use batteries, but they hide them and you can't see how they're used

B.) Here's what I learned in my CCD classes growing up

1.) You're not supposed to bring toys with batteries into the Mass
2.) The Bible doesn't talk about batteries, but my mother always has a toy in her bedside table that has fresh batteries in it. She keeps it next to the rosary.

[Vaperforlyfe]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

Your failure to come back at me with any sort of logic failed...friend. Unfortunately, as I would love to take your rebuttal seriously, I can't. The Comic Sans Font in your signature shows me you know nothing about technology. As well as it hurts my eyes to much to look at.

I'm not going to outline my defense. I shouldn't have too. You guys are just like Westboro Baptist Church. Eventually Anonymous will come after you as well, just like they did with WBC, they will bring down your infrastructure, and show you the power of intelligence!

I don't see why our free choice to vape instead of smoke and commit essential suicide should be a problem. Of course the terms "science and logic" don't mean anything to you. Feel free to ban me, I don't care, I just had to get my thoughts out there. SUPPORT VAPING!

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

I'm not going to outline my defense. I shouldn't have too. You guys are just like Westboro Baptist Church. Eventually Anonymous will come after you as well, just like they did with WBC, they will bring down your infrastructure, and show you the power of intelligence!

A: We are nothing like that liberal "Church". We are Christians.
B: Good job those nerds did, taking their site down. Oh, wait...
http://www.godhatesfags.com/