[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

If it is so bad then why does it feel so gud to ***references to self-abuse removed by moderator*** ?? I want to be gay 24/7 so this is good information no matter what

It doesn't feel good, it's just that you are confused. The mind of the unrepentant soul cannot be trusted to recognize fact from fantasy. Up is down, in is out, right is wrong, pain is pleasure. You may convince yourself that you enjoy a lifetime of self-rape, that you enjoy a relationship with a gay person, that doing gay things is not only pleasant, but brings you closer emotionally and solidifies a bond that will help you navigate the difficult times of life as much as it does present you with someone to share the joys. But in reality none of that matters. What matters is what Jesus thinks, and Jesus is not amused with your jokes and making light of His insistence that you reserve yourself for the use of a husband.

[GayGayAndGay]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

It doesn't feel good, it's just that you are confused. The mind of the unrepentant soul cannot be trusted to recognize fact from fantasy. Up is down, in is out, right is wrong, pain is pleasure. You may convince yourself that you enjoy a lifetime of self-rape, that you enjoy a relationship with a gay person, that doing gay things is not only pleasant, but brings you closer emotionally and solidifies a bond that will help you navigate the difficult times of life as much as it does present you with someone to share the joys. But in reality none of that matters. What matters is what Jesus thinks, and Jesus is not amused with your jokes and making light of His insistence that you reserve yourself for the use of a husband.

i dont need a husband, I only need a woman who DOESNT treat me the way your bible does, degrading and lower in life.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

i dont need a husband, I only need a woman who DOESNT treat me the way your bible does, degrading and lower in life.

Don't be silly. There is no higher calling than to serve Jesus! For women, that means serving first our fathers, and then our husbands. We were created for this very purpose (Genesis 3:16)! Anything that denies this natural order brings emotional and mental distress, leading to drugs, lesbianism, abortion, and veganism.

[GayGayAndGay]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Don't be silly. There is no higher calling than to serve Jesus! For women, that means serving first our fathers, and then our husbands. We were created for this very purpose (Genesis 3:16)! Anything that denies this natural order brings emotional and mental distress, leading to drugs, lesbianism, abortion, and veganism.

so drugs, the thing that helps us not die just from a simple flu?

[Des]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

so drugs, the thing that helps us not die just from a simple flu?

Ridiculous! Marijuana has never protected anyone from the flu. Only God can protect you from the flu.

[GayGayAndGay]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

I think Mrs Templeton sums up the situation better than I ever could. I do have a question, though.



Does this even exist, or is it just one of those ridiculous fantasies that UnSaved men like to think about? Because seriously, what exactly would a female do and (more to the point) why?

yes us lesbians are real, and i couldnt really explain why im into the same gender. now which i will ask a question for your question, why are you attracted to men? i mean just because the bible tells you? what about what your heart tells you? Your just gonna believe some random book that someone tells you to believe? I would rather listen to my heart than some stupid book.

[Didymus Much]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

...I would rather listen to the way I've been raised and trained, which I know is the best without questioning it in the slightest, while accusing others of being brainwashed...

FTFY.

...than some stupid book.

Has never read it, knows it's "stupid".

Do you even honesty, bro?

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

yes us lesbians are real, and i couldnt really explain why im into the same gender. now which i will ask a question for your question, why are you attracted to men? i mean just because the bible tells you? what about what your heart tells you? Your just gonna believe some random book that someone tells you to believe? I would rather listen to my heart than some stupid book.

Hello GayGayAndGay.

The Bible is not a random book it is a very specific book a random book would be if you walked into a library or a bookstore and put on a blindfold and very carefully you walked very slowly until you came to a bookshelf and grabbed a book without trying to look under the blindfold if you do this please be careful especially in used bookstores sometimes they have uneven flooring.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Goldenshark]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

It belongs in the fiction section

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

yes us lesbians are real, and i couldnt really explain why im into the same gender. now which i will ask a question for your question, why are you attracted to men? i mean just because the bible tells you? what about what your heart tells you? Your just gonna believe some random book that someone tells you to believe? I would rather listen to my heart than some stupid book.

I am so sorry not to have answered this sooner, dear, but I have been rather busy with other matters. Even with domestic help, new babies can be quite time-consuming - something that I sincerely hope you will discover for yourself one day.

I find the accusation that I am attracted to men frankly offensive and I am perfectly sure that my sisters will back me up on this. I am a decent True Christian™ woman doing her duty, not some sort of incontinent whore of Satan.

1 Corinthians 7:3-5


I do not wish to be unkind, but you appear to be an ignorant fool. Kindly do not even attempt to tell people what the Bible says until you have actually read it.


YiC
JL-V

[Just Chris]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Being attracted to somebody doesent make you a whore of Satan. Attraction is a basic human emotion that we were created to have.

[Roland]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Being attracted to somebody doesent make you a whore of Satan. Attraction is a basic human emotion that we were created to have.

Hello Chris,

For Christians(TM) this is the love for God, or Little Baby Jesus for those so inclined. For everybody else you should feel hatred according to Luke 14:26.

Kind regards,

Roland

[biatch77]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

It's clearly just a male problem. I believe this totally.



Just like when you go to the public sex offender registry to see if a neighborhood is safe to live in, all the sex offenders are male, just a sad fact.



And now after reading the informative posts here in this group I have come to the realization with as much masturbating that I have done, then I am definitely a homosexual.


What should I do now?

I think Mrs Templeton sums up the situation better than I ever could. I do have a question, though.



Does this even exist, or is it just one of those ridiculous fantasies that UnSaved men like to think about? Because seriously, what exactly would a female do and (more to the point) why?

[Basilissa]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

What should I do now?

Um, sorry for stating the obvious, but have you tried prayer?

John 15:7 - If ye abide in me, and my words abide in you, ye shall ask what ye will, and it shall be done unto you.

Mark 11:24 - Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive [them], and ye shall have [them].

[biatch77]

Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

Reverend Waynetta Kerr,


Thank God, finally someone in this forum that I can agree with.


This entire forum is so repressive I don't know what to do.



Basically I feel like they have locked me in the public pillory in the public square for open ridicule and are using humiliation as a method to punish me.


Rev Kerry may I say that you are indeed a breath of fresh air.


Thank You

You people are so repressed. Free your sexuality, as Jesus wanted.

1 John 4:7 Dear friends, let us love one another, for love comes from God. Everyone who loves has been born of God and knows God.

Love one another. Don't focus on all the nasty bits of the Bible that tell you sex is dirty and just for man and woman. Feel deep inside you and Jesus agrees with you that it's right to feel pleasure and be gay. Jesus wouldn't lie to me and He won't lie to you, if you just listen.