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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775
    #61
    Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

    Originally posted by bchas77 View Post
    Reverend Waynetta Kerr,


    Thank God, finally someone in this forum that I can agree with.


    This entire forum is so repressive I don't know what to do.



    Basically I feel like they have locked me in the public pillory in the public square for open ridicule and are using humiliation as a method to punish me.


    Rev Kerry may I say that you are indeed a breath of fresh air.


    Thank You
    Figures. You gays like to stick together.



    ... <---- You gays in Hell
    . <---- Satan
    <--- Happy Jesus


    Glory!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • biatch77
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Aug 2018
        • 185
        #62
        Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

        Incredible, unbelievable, this is totally absurd.



        You can't possibly be serious.


        You have all be convinced me that I am homosexual, seems like the objective of this forum where I am concerned.



        Now you are saying that I will not only burn in hell for being gay, but that you are happy about it and somehow celebrating the fact that I am condemned to eternal hell fire punishment.


        Are you serious? Would my eternal punishment in hell really make you happy and be something to celebrate?







        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Figures. You gays like to stick together.



        ... <---- You gays in Hell
        . <---- Satan
        <--- Happy Jesus


        Glory!

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775
            #63
            Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

            Originally posted by bchas77 View Post
            Would my eternal punishment in hell really make you happy and be something to celebrate?
            A lifelong Baptist would know that Jesus is glorified in Justice, and we celebrate that Glory. Besides, a lifelong Baptist would have read the Bible and known God Almighty Himself tells us He will laugh at those who rebel against Him (Psalm 2:4).
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • biatch77
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Aug 2018
                • 185
                #64
                Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

                Mary,


                But my question was does that make YOU happy?


                My perception now is that YOU want me to be homosexual so that I will go to hell, or at least YOU can condemn me to hell and apparently find some kind of sadistic pleasure in my suffering.


                Now you are saying that I will not only burn in hell for being gay, but that you are happy about it and somehow celebrating the fact that I am condemned to eternal punishment.


                Are you serious?


                Do you have any idea what hell would be like?


                But again, does that make YOU happy?













                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                A lifelong Baptist would know that Jesus is glorified in Justice, and we celebrate that Glory. Besides, a lifelong Baptist would have read the Bible and known God Almighty Himself tells us He will laugh at those who rebel against Him (Psalm 2:4).

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775
                    #65
                    Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

                    Originally posted by bchas77 View Post
                    My perception now is that YOU want me to be homosexual so that I will go to hell, or at least YOU can condemn me to hell and apparently find some kind of sadistic pleasure in my suffering.
                    Yes, that is not surprising. Had you actually read the replies people have offered you, had you actually taken any time to read the Holy Bible, had you ever realistically gone to church, you'd have a more appropriate perception.

                    Perhaps you should read a simpler book for now:


                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Basilissa
                        South of the Border outreach program
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 12944
                        #66
                        Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

                        Originally posted by bchas77 View Post
                        Basically I feel like they have locked me in the public pillory in the public square for open ridicule and are using humiliation as a method to punish me.
                        I would just want to politely remind you, sweetie, that you came here out of your free will and you have posted excruciating details of your sinful life, again out of your free will.

                        I am not sure what else you expected from us? This is a Christian forum, we stick to the Bible. If you are offended by what the Bible says, please take your grievances directly to the Author. We're just messengers here.
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                         Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • biatch77
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Aug 2018
                            • 185
                            #67
                            Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

                            Yes I wish I had kept my secret sins secret.


                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            I would just want to politely remind you, sweetie, that you came here out of your free will and you have posted excruciating details of your sinful life, again out of your free will.

                            I am not sure what else you expected from us? This is a Christian forum, we stick to the Bible. If you are offended by what the Bible says, please take your grievances directly to the Author. We're just messengers here.

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                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14076
                                #68
                                Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

                                Originally posted by bchas77 View Post
                                Yes I wish I had kept my secret sins secret.
                                Never gonna get Saved(tm) that way.


                                James 5:16 "Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much."

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                                  • biatch77
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    • Aug 2018
                                    • 185
                                    #69
                                    Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

                                    So I have to stand up in front of the church and tell all my secret sins now?


                                    I guess now this forum wants to know all about it.







                                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                    Never gonna get Saved™ that way.


                                    James 5:16 "Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much."

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                                      • Mary Etheldreda
                                        Gushing for Jesus
                                         
                                        • Sep 2011
                                        • 23775
                                        #70
                                        Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

                                        Originally posted by bchas77 View Post
                                        So I have to stand up in front of the church and tell all my secret sins now?


                                        I guess now this forum wants to know all about it.
                                        Talking about your fapping adventures is your fetish, dear. Not ours.

                                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                          • biatch77
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            • Aug 2018
                                            • 185
                                            #71
                                            Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

                                            "fapping adventures"


                                            What do you mean? This is not an adventure. I am doing my best to avoid the hell you want to send me to.


                                            "fetish"


                                            Now I am clueless.



                                            Every young man faces the same issues I have been discussing here, only I have been driven insane by all this guilt, condemnation and hell talk.



                                            I honestly came here for counsel, therapy, seeking answers, something to help me deal with my sexual issues.



                                            Considering what I could have told you I don't think I have been graphic at all.



                                            Considering the quick condemnation to hell that I have received I just wish I had never disclosed my secret life.


                                            Spiritual sadists, that's what You are. A bunch of Religious Sadists who would enjoy seeing someone like me burn in hell.



                                            And what did you crazy people do to my profile picture?





                                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                            Talking about your fapping adventures is your fetish, dear. Not ours.

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                                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                                Gushing for Jesus
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2011
                                                • 23775
                                                #72
                                                Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

                                                Originally posted by bchas77 View Post
                                                Considering what I could have told you I don't think I have been graphic at all.
                                                I don't think you've had time to be graphic, what with wiping off your keyboard just long enough to post a comment that shows the blood has all but left your brain to take care of other... shall we say, organs.

                                                Originally posted by bchas77 View Post
                                                And what did you crazy people do to my profile picture?
                                                I don't see any picture. Maybe all that Gay Raping of Jesus has starved your brain of much needed oxygen and you're hallucinating.
                                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                  • biatch77
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    • Aug 2018
                                                    • 185
                                                    #73
                                                    Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

                                                    I deleted the picture, someone put up a photo on my profile of a transvestite guy in lipstick, sickening...sorry I took it down but I did not put it up there.



                                                    Who did?


                                                    You are crazy if you think that I am jacking off to this stupid forum, you have to be kidding me.



                                                    And you are wrong again if you think all I do is masturbate....it is actually very rare and it is something I endeavor to keep under control.





                                                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                    I don't think you've had time to be graphic, what with wiping off your keyboard just long enough to post a comment that shows the blood has all but left your brain to take care of other... shall we say, organs.



                                                    I don't see any picture. Maybe all that Gay Raping of Jesus has starved your brain of much needed oxygen and you're hallucinating.

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                                                      • Mary Etheldreda
                                                        Gushing for Jesus
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2011
                                                        • 23775
                                                        #74
                                                        Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

                                                        Originally posted by bchas77 View Post
                                                        And you are wrong again if you think all I do is masturbate....it is actually very rare and it is something I endeavor to keep under control.
                                                        If you say so dear. Sure.



                                                        Originally posted by bchas77 View Post
                                                        Pastor, I admit that I have a problem and need help. I have a serious problem with compulsive masturbation and fear I could become a fag.
                                                        .
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                                                        .
                                                        I am tempted to also do this terrible act in public as well. I am at a lose as what to do. I fear that I might be masturbating in public like the sinner in the news article you quoted.
                                                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                          • biatch77
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            • Aug 2018
                                                            • 185
                                                            #75
                                                            Re: If you masturbate it means you're gay...

                                                            Would it shock you to know that I am single and I am a virgin.


                                                            Yes, it's true.....I have never had sex with a woman.


                                                            I fear I have trusted this forum too much and should have never told you of my secret sins.





                                                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                            If you say so dear. Sure.

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