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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22889

    #106
    Re: I am gay

    Originally posted by The Poet View Post
    You never did answer my questions tho

    Why are all bright colours damned only to have Satanist colours in there place? And what is wrong with curves?
    Let's look at the Godly Rainbow - We see it in the True History of The Flood. Seeing that it is such a wonder, Satan stole the idea and planted into the brains of his acolytes - homers. They now use the rainbow as a symbol of definance against God's Order.

    Why, it is similar to the word "gay". When I was a lad, I was described as "one of the gayest boys in the neighborhood" and what happened? Homers - that's what - they are worse than gypsies when it comes to stealing things!

    Curves: image you are in New York, you want to find Times Square. You ask a passing gentleman - he is polite and will say, "Third of the left, walk for 600 yards, turn right and you are there." You will see a firm manly hand pointing out the directions.

    Now, let us suppose you are unfortunate and (unwittingly) choose a homer. He will say things like, "Oooo you know that dress shop?... You know where they make those fabulous curtains?... You know the Judy Garland Memorial?... etc., ad nauseam." He is not as other men, he thinks in CURVES - he is not direct!

    Not convinced? Look at his wrist as he points, it is flaccid, limp and CURVED! He waves like a girl!

    Bear these things in mind and have an inoculation against AIDS as soon as possible.
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    • The Poet
      • Feb 2009
      • 12

      #107
      Re: I am gay

      Ok i see where your coming from on this one. But still when i think of curves i think of women. As in "She is well curved" or "Hourglass figure"

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      • Brother Lazarus
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jul 2008
        • 1062

        #108
        Re: I am gay

        Originally posted by The Poet View Post
        Ok i see where your coming from on this one. But still when i think of curves i think of women. As in "She is well curved" or "Hourglass figure"

        I thought you said you were gay. If you are noticing a woman's curves, you are not gay. You are behaving gay in deliberate disobediance to God. If you're saying you are gay but you aren't gay you're also a liar. It seems you are on the interstate straight to HELL.

        Yours in Christ

        Brother Lazarus
        In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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        • The Poet
          • Feb 2009
          • 12

          #109
          Re: I am gay

          Read all my posts...i never said i was gay....I'm stone cold straight. I was just saying how absurd some of you people are and how you cause your own strife

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #110
            Re: I am gay

            Originally posted by The Poet View Post
            Read all my posts...i never said i was gay....I'm stone cold straight. I was just saying how absurd some of you people are and how you cause your own strife
            Talk to the hand with the spike through it! GET SAVED!
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • The Poet
              • Feb 2009
              • 12

              #111
              Re: I am gay

              Well gentlemen. I think you would have me leave, so to your request I shall. You will forever have my gratitude and hatred. Gratitude for spreading gods word, and hatred for spreading in such a way. And with that i say, i'll see you all in hell (bring smores! will be a roast the first night!), The Poet

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #112
                Re: I am gay

                Originally posted by The Poet View Post
                Well gentlemen. I think you would have me leave, so to your request I shall. You will forever have my gratitude and hatred. Gratitude for spreading gods word, and hatred for spreading in such a way. And with that i say, i'll see you all in hell (bring smores! will be a roast the first night!), The Poet
                Come back when you stop mocking Jesus.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #113
                  Re: I am gay

                  Originally posted by The Poet View Post
                  Well gentlemen. I think you would have me leave, so to your request I shall. You will forever have my gratitude and hatred. Gratitude for spreading gods word, and hatred for spreading in such a way. And with that i say, i'll see you all in hell (bring smores! will be a roast the first night!), The Poet
                  Friend,

                  Won't you stay and let us help you? We only hate your sin.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • Jordan
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 15

                    #114
                    Re: I am gay

                    Originally posted by Senior Loopy View Post
                    Yes, that's right, I'm gay. I'm still a virgin, though, so I haven't had gay sex.... yet.
                    I would think that people who have as much a problem with homosexuality as you do would be trying to convert me or something. Instead, all you're doing is calling me every bad name for gay men that you can think of.
                    I don't know if you have heard this, guys, but you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. Why would I want to listen to people who spew every kind of vile hatred they can think of directly at me?
                    I accept you brother! as a heterosexual male I accept you. These assholes take it way too far. One guy posted about shooting one! They use the worst names, names that should never be used. EVER!

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                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
                      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9323

                      #115
                      Re: I am gay

                      Originally posted by Jordan View Post
                      I accept you brother! as a heterosexual male I accept you. These assholes take it way too far. One guy posted about shooting one! They use the worst names, names that should never be used. EVER!
                      Didn't I already tell you to shut up, or was that some other faggot-lover? You listen to me, boy! God hates fags. It's in the Bible and you simply cannot ignore the Bible!
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #116
                        Re: I am gay

                        Originally posted by Jordan View Post
                        I accept you brother! as a heterosexual male I accept you. These assholes take it way too far. One guy posted about shooting one! They use the worst names, names that should never be used. EVER!
                        Queers don't want you to "accept" them, they want to shove their tallwhacker up your anus! Wake up and listen to Jesus boy!! Do you want to walk funny for the rest of your life?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Sir WhiteSox
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 23

                          #117
                          Re: I am gay

                          Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                          Kissing in public, holding hands, knowing that it offends God??
                          It's love. Sir Jesus would approve of it. I believe he would kick you out of His temple if he saw you preaching and wishing death and damnation upon these people. Though sodomy is a bad practice, these fellows are just acting according to His word: love thy neighbour.

                          Don't you people recognize the source of identity that God put in every person? People by their nature are the way God created them. People acting according to their very own nature are proper beings.
                          Bad situations may force a person to disobey this natural guideline, and perhaps fall into sin by murder; but no person is ever forced to love his neighbour. So when someone does, it's all because God created him to. And so, it's good. 'Cause it's His idea in the first place.

                          Again, the message is love. C'est si simple.

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                          • JennyD
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Sweet Placid Sister
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 9567

                            #118
                            Re: I am gay

                            Originally posted by Sir WhiteSox View Post
                            It's love. Sir Jesus would approve of it. I believe he would kick you out of His temple if he saw you preaching and wishing death and damnation upon these people.
                            Actually, He will cast the sodomites into eternal torture in the Lake of Fire, and He commands us to stone them to death.

                            Jesus is God. God's Law is Jesus' Law.

                            Jesus isn't some hippie pansy.
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                            • Sir WhiteSox
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 23

                              #119
                              Re: I am gay

                              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                              Actually, He will cast the sodomites into eternal torture in the Lake of Fire (...)
                              Please quote for truth? Couldn't find it among all those much nicer stories about The Man.

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405

                                #120
                                Re: I am gay

                                Originally posted by Sir WhiteSox View Post
                                Please quote for truth? Couldn't find it among all those much nicer stories about The Man.
                                Quotes, you want quotes?

                                Originally posted by The Bible
                                Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
                                Perhaps you should read the entire Bible instead of the bits and pieces you chose to friend. Frankly I find the conceit of fraudulent Christians like you Sir WhiteSox outrageous. God's word is complete and not something for you to trifle with for your own ends.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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