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  • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

    Originally posted by Manny View Post
    The bible also says you can't eat shellfish, divorce is punishable by death, and you can stone your wife. Pretty sure none of us follow those practices anymore. Why not wake up and realize that God created Humanity. Homosexuals are a part of that. If you don't like homosexuality, don't practice it. But don't tell us how to live based on a book written well before your time. Worry about the plank in your eye, before you worry about the sawdust in your brother's.
    We don't practice those things because of wicked secular laws Manny. As good Christians we follow the law, but one day we will Reclaim America for Christianity and then these sins will be correct. You sound like a good person Manny, I hope you chose to be a good person then .

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

      Um..no

      Green = lime

      Yellow = lemon

      Red = cherry

      Orange = orange

      CANDY = CANDY and FRUIT = FRUIT

      If you don't like skittles, then don't eat them and don't bother with them. Let the rest of us who like skittles enjoy them.


      Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
      Taste the rainbow, indeed! The homosexual agenda has taken many shapes and sizes, but we have been onto it at every turn of it's quest to recruit our children to the queer lifestyle!

      This evening while I was expressing a high degree of intense revulsion at my own nakedness in the shower, the Holy Spirit came upon me and told me to write to all of you about the dangers of these nefarious little candies!

      ATTENTION: WOMEN, CHILDREN, AND THOSE WITH WEAK SPIRITUAL CONSTITUTIONS SHOULD NOT CONTINUE!




      Right off the bat we can see that these sodomite sweets are attractively decorated with the bright colors of the rainbow, which was long ago adopted as the homo calling card.

      The term "Original Fruit" is splattered across the top of the packaging, which is homosexual code language for "virgin testicles." There was a 200% increase in Skittles sales when they started using that slogan. At the same time, incidents of homosexuals abducting and raping young Christian boys skyrocketed. Coincidence? I doubt it.



      When we view Skittles closeup, it is obvious that they have been modeled after a) the male buttocks, or b) testicles.

      Each color of Skittles has a different meaning. Homosexuals will keep a variety of these in their pockets, and when they see a potential homosexual or homosexual recruit, they will attempt to hand-feed it into their mouth. According to the color, that is what the "host" wants to do with the "guest."

      GREEN: Fornicate in a public park

      YELLOW: Abduct a christian man and take turns urinating on his face

      RED: Spank the "guest's" behind with a leather strap

      ORANGE: Fornicate with vegetables stolen from a True Christian farmer

      BROWN: The "host" will insert Skittles candies 'up there' and then pay the "vendor" with a kiss every time he wants a pile of candies excreted into his palm or even directly into his mouth!

      Friends, I am calling for a ban on ALL Skittles products, whether it be food, clothing or decorative ornaments! THERE IS REASON TO BELIEVE THAT SKITTLES MAY BE INJECTED WITH THE AIDS OR SOME KIND OF GAY CHEMICAL THAT CAUSES AN ADDICTION TO SAME SEX ACTIVITY!

      If you find your children eating these candies, TAKE THEM AWAY AT ONCE AND BEAT YOUR KIDS FOR EXPERIMENTING IN THE HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLE!

      MAY GOD KEEP YOUR FAMILIES SAFE!

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      • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Here comes Miss Manny, defending sodomy again. This time he's trying to throw sand in our eyes by bringing up a few randomly chosen half-remembered, out-of-context scriptures, in the hope that we'll all just throw up our hands and say "Manny's right! The Holy Word of God is an outdated confusing mishmash of ridiculous prohibitions and senseless punishments. Let's all turn queer because of that!"

        Nice try, maggot.




        You're joking right?
        You're picking and choosing quotes from the bible yourself. When YOU pick and choose, why not choose LOVE instead of HATE.

        Defense of Sodomy? Really? Do you know what sodomy is? By literal terms? Making love to your partner without intention of having children is Sodomy. Masturbation is sodomy. Oral sex is Sodomy. Anal Sex is sodomy.
        Anything like that is considered SODOMY. Not just anal sex. So if you've ever committed any of those acts, you're just as damned to hell as any homosexual. That is of course, if you're ignorant enough to believe that God would damn his children to hell for creating them.

        Want to know what you sound like? Adolph Hitler. Damning people on such mormonic scrutiny, and imposing hate upon someone's life.

        I thought the bible preached love...then again, I could just be quoting "half-remembered, out-of-context scriptures, in the hope that you all just throw up your hands and say "EDDYs right! The Holy Word of God is an outdated confusing mishmash of ridiculous prohibitions and senseless punishments. Let's all turn queer because of that!" "
        Then again, I could be stating a fact... hmm...

        Also, your comment about "turning queer." did you turn straight? Actually, that's an ironic statement, considering straight defines as a singular path without divergence from the norm, you can't really turn straight, can you? Both literally, and sexually.
        In order for Homosexuality to be a choice, there would have to be an equally as conscious decision that you could become heterosexual. Did you choose to be heterosexual? Did you make a conscious decision whether you would be heterosexual or homosexual?

        This country has never, and will never be "A Christian Nation." I'm christian, but I know that respecting the beliefs of others is the same as respecting my own beliefs. America was founded on Tobacco, Alcohol, and Slavery. One of which is banned, and two of which are considered deviant.

        If you don't like homosexuality, don't practice it. Don't have sex with members of your gender. But don't you dare tell homosexuals that they have no right to make love to their partner. That they are damned to hell.
        The only people I damn, are those too ignorant to think for themselves. Maggot? Maybe compared to God. But Maggots help make the world a better place, by being a part of the decomposition cycle. If I can change the world by being a Maggot; Then God willing, I will do my best.
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        • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

          But don't you dare tell homosexuals that they have no right to make love to their partner. That they are damned to hell.
          Homosexuals have no right to make love to their partner, and, they are damned to hell.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            Homosexuals have no right to make love to their partner, and, they are damned to hell.
            Well, homosexuals don't make love. Love does not exist between two members of the same gender, at least in the romantic sense.

            Homosexuals commit sodomy and lust for one another.
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            • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

              I understand all of that. I was just responding to a dare.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                Originally posted by Manny View Post
                The bible also says you can't eat shellfish, divorce is punishable by death, and you can stone your wife. Pretty sure none of us follow those practices anymore. Why not wake up and realize that God created Humanity. Homosexuals are a part of that. If you don't like homosexuality, don't practice it. But don't tell us how to live based on a book written well before your time. Worry about the plank in your eye, before you worry about the sawdust in your brother's.
                First off, Manly, we at Landover follow ALL of God's Laws. Not just those we happen to like.

                We do not permit divorce, for example. As for "you can stone your wife", please show me where the Bible gives free license to stone one's wife at any time.

                Now, let me put it to you this way:

                Let's suppose you live in a nation governed by laws. One law says it's illegal to steal. A second says it's illegal to rape children. A third says it's illegal to smother old ladies. Another law says it's illegal to drive faster than the speed limit.

                Well, most people you know tend to drive a little faster than the speed limit.

                Does that make it OK for you to pick out an elderly woman and her five-year-old grandson, steal her purse, smother her with a pillow, and rape her grandson?

                By your logic, it does.

                By ours? The fact that some people around us ignore some of God's Laws doesn't mean God's forgetting them, and it doesn't make it OK to ignore other laws.
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                • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                  Skittles aren't even a full rainbow (note: no blue). The colors were chosen because it was proven psychologically that Warm colors such as red, orange and yellow are more appetizing to the subconscious then cool colors are. They also use bright versions of green and purple to make the colors of the candy more diversified which is appealing towards kids (the candies target audience).

                  So in short, the colors were chosen from a marketing standpoint, not because they promote homosexuality in children. (I remember reading about this somewhere... Ill find the link later when I have more time)
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                  • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                    Originally posted by The Enlightened View Post
                    So in short, the colors were chosen from a marketing standpoint, not because they promote homosexuality in children.
                    What a stupid thing to say. They ARE promoting homosexuality, they are marketing it! You just said it yourself! The colors were chosen from a marketing standpoint, and what they are marketing is the homosexual lifestyle.
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                    • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                      Originally posted by The Enlightened View Post
                      Skittles aren't even a full rainbow (note: no blue). The colors were chosen because it was proven psychologically that Warm colors such as red, orange and yellow are more appetizing to the subconscious then cool colors are. They also use bright versions of green and purple to make the colors of the candy more diversified which is appealing towards kids (the candies target audience).

                      So in short, the colors were chosen from a marketing standpoint, not because they promote homosexuality in children. (I remember reading about this somewhere... Ill find the link later when I have more time)
                      We Christians have no time for the pettifogging tactics of apologetics. Open you eyes friend and see the virtual sodomy in front of you! Rainbows are the symbols of the gay agenda and rainbows are the symbol of skittles.

                      This is gay candy!

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                      • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                        You folks seem to know alot about what "turns" people gay.
                        And you also seem to have a intimate, albeit uber misguided, understanding of the gay community.
                        Been there, done that before, huh..?
                        I suppose maybe a few of you at Landover were (are) gay and still do have sexual leanings towards members of the same sex.
                        Perhaps you were in a relationship and got your heart broken.
                        Or diddled by an uncle or family friend as a child (which has subsequently confused and jaded you).
                        In any case, I pity you.
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                        • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                          Here's one thing I have never understood:

                          How come unbelievers and heretics who come into these forums accuse us all of being gay or having secret gay feelings? Because we point out the dangers of homosexuality we're gay?

                          What's next? We speak out against murder so we must be murderers? We oppose liberals so we must be liberals? I don't get it.
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                          • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                            Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                            Here's one thing I have never understood:

                            How come unbelievers and heretics who come into these forums accuse us all of being gay or having secret gay feelings? Because we point out the dangers of homosexuality we're gay?

                            What's next? We speak out against murder so we must be murderers? We oppose liberals so we must be liberals? I don't get it.
                            Those who have spit in God's Loving face come here to hurl insults and hatred. The queers point fingers and call us queers. The haters call us haters. The unsaved live in a crazy upside down world.

                            But deep down inside, they must realize how rotten they are. By accusing us of their own sins and perversions, they reveal their own realization that they are filthy and corrupt. If being a sodomite is so wonderful (as they claim), then why do they use it as an epitaph? We don't go around calling them Christians, because we know that it's a badge of honor to be washed in His blood and Saved(c).

                            Jesus has called these wads of scum to His favorite forum for a reason. He wants them to understand God's literal Word, revealed for what it is!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                              Does not the Bible also say in Romans, Chapter 13, Verse 8:

                              "Owe no man any thing, but to love one another: for he that loves another has fulfilled the law."..?

                              Furthermore, the VERY NEXT verse, Romans 13:19 states: "YOU SHALL LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELF."

                              Landover "preaches" God's Divine Word, and yet picks and chooses the lifestyle they would like to live because it is convenient for them to do so.

                              There is a fine line between "rebuking" and hating.
                              Webster's Dictionary defines the verb rebuke as:
                              –verb (used with object) to express sharp, stern disapproval of; reprove; reprimand.



                              Nowhere does it say in the Bible that hating people because they're different is acceptable.
                              I can see where you got it mistaken, though.
                              Taking things on blind faith and twisting Scripture is alot more comfortable and less scary than actually dealing with and accepting people because they do not fit into your social box or agenda.
                              Throughout history, Christians especially, have feared change and differences among peoples.

                              Jesus asks, in Matthew 7:3: "Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but don't consider the beam that is in your own eye?"

                              From what I have witnessed, Landover does not preach or teach God's word.
                              Landover preaches their own message of hate, bigotry, and judgement.
                              It's sad, really.
                              I pity Landover and it's members.
                              And in my pity for you, I pray.
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                              • Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                Originally posted by onelove View Post
                                Does not the Bible also say in Romans, Chapter 13, Verse 8:

                                "Owe no man any thing, but to love one another: for he that loves another has fulfilled the law."..?
                                That means don't go into debt.


                                Furthermore, the VERY NEXT verse, Romans 13:19 states: "YOU SHALL LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELF."
                                As long as they are heterosexual True Christians, I have no issue with that.

                                Ephesians 5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.

                                Landover "preaches" God's Divine Word, and yet picks and chooses the lifestyle they would like to live because it is convenient for them to do so.
                                And you can prove this?

                                There is a fine line between "rebuking" and hating.
                                As True Christians, we're on the right side of that line.

                                Nowhere does it say in the Bible that hating people because they're different is acceptable.
                                1st John 2:15 Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.

                                Jesus asks, in Matthew 7:3: "Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but don't consider the beam that is in your own eye?"
                                The specks from our eyes have been removed that we now may see clearly! REPENT!
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