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  • ARCEUS IS REAL
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    • Aug 2010
    • 17
    #556
    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

    Originally posted by Taylor View Post
    Ewww, I don't drink bleach, it's the name of... oh never mind
    Let me finish that for you.


    It's a


    CARTOON.
    YAR HAR HAR

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      • Taylor
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jun 2010
        • 98
        #557
        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

        Originally posted by ARCEUS IS REAL View Post
        Let me finish that for you.


        It's a


        CARTOON.
        Very good ^-^

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          • TheGive
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            • Dec 2011
            • 3
            #558
            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

            If you are have this stance about Skittles then what about smarties, M&M's and the like which are very much the same? What about chocolate bars, will you avoid eating them for their resemblance of 1) Male reproductive organ or 2) Fecal matter? I find it hard to believe that God would damn a man or woman for eating Skittles or any other sort of candy, but that's from my believe that he is a loving caring God. I see a lot of hate on this forum, is it possible to be able to show a differing of ideas without verbal abuse? Was it not Jesus who said love thy neighbour as thyself? Was it not Jesus that said "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye". We have all sinned and are sinners meaning that no one who has sinned has the right to damn others in God's name, leave that to the mighty one on the day of Judgement. By all means reply as you will I just think that God is the cause of love, not all this hate.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552
                #559
                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

                Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • TheGive
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                    • Dec 2011
                    • 3
                    #560
                    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                    I'm not here to troll or anything like that I'm just here to state my views of God. I do not encourage homosexuality although I do recognize that it is out there. I just believe that if you show kindness to other people they are more likely to return the kindness instead of these sort of flame wars that some of these posts have turned into. Although my believes in the way that god's will should be spread may be different in the end we still love the same god and know that he loves us in return for our devotion to his will. I'm sorry if you disagree with my views but all I ask is to remember that we are not perfect and to show some empathy to those who are still journeying down the path of salvation like we all once were.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552
                        #561
                        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                        Originally posted by TheGive View Post
                        I'm not here to troll or anything like that I'm just here to state my views of God. I do not encourage homosexuality although I do recognize that it is out there. I just believe that if you show kindness to other people they are more likely to return the kindness instead of these sort of flame wars that some of these posts have turned into. Although my believes in the way that god's will should be spread may be different in the end we still love the same god and know that he loves us in return for our devotion to his will. I'm sorry if you disagree with my views but all I ask is to remember that we are not perfect and to show some empathy to those who are still journeying down the path of salvation like we all once were.
                        Queers don't love God or they wouldn't be queers.

                        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • iheartslashers
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                            • Dec 2011
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                            #562
                            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                            LOLOLOLOLOL this is HALARIOUS! I REALLY hope you guys are just making a joke of this, and don't think that SKITTLES, of all things, is in some way perverted. Cause it's not. Now THINKING that it's perverted, THAT'S perverted. Not the skittles. Thinking it is is just halarious and shows that you are immature when it comes to analyzing what is appropriate and what is not.

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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29445
                                #563
                                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                Originally posted by iheartslashers View Post
                                LOLOLOLOLOL this is HALARIOUS! I REALLY hope you guys are just making a joke of this, and don't think that SKITTLES, of all things, is in some way perverted. Cause it's not. Now THINKING that it's perverted, THAT'S perverted. Not the skittles. Thinking it is is just halarious and shows that you are immature when it comes to analyzing what is appropriate and what is not.
                                Young lady, your rant shows EXACTLY the effect these menaces to society have. You little kids think it is all fun and games until the reality of life slaps you in the face and you find yourself having to answer to God.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                  • Thomas Dalton
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                                    • Nov 2011
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                                    #564
                                    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                    Thank you brother Bob, for opening my eyes! A maid had brought her little kid with her, since she couldn't find a sitter, and there he was, eating skittles on the floor.

                                    We told her to teach him a lesson about how God thinks about homers, and otherwise she would be fired faster than you could say "Leviticus".

                                    In the end, she even cried tears of joy while "correcting" him!

                                    "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: But he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes." (Proverbs 13:24)

                                    When he's able to walk around again, I'm sure it won't be with any skittles in his hand anymore. Hallelujah!
                                    John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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                                      • JoshuaBlackmaster
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                                        • Dec 2011
                                        • 57
                                        #565
                                        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                        Originally posted by iheartslashers View Post
                                        LOLOLOLOLOL this is HALARIOUS! I REALLY hope you guys are just making a joke of this, and don't think that SKITTLES, of all things, is in some way perverted. Cause it's not. Now THINKING that it's perverted, THAT'S perverted. Not the skittles. Thinking it is is just halarious and shows that you are immature when it comes to analyzing what is appropriate and what is not.
                                        This is no laughing matter harlot scum. My wife wound up with a broken nose after my son came home with a bag of skittles. You need a loving husband's guiding hand to teach your tiny woman mind.
                                        Zechariah 13:3 And it shall come to pass, that when any shall yet prophesy, then his father and his mother that begat him shall say unto him, Thou shalt not live; for thou speakest lies in the name of the LORD: and his father and his mother that begat him shall thrust him through when he prophesieth.
                                        Do not thank me for Katrina, thank GOD! - George W. Bush

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                                          • Georgina
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                                            • Dec 2011
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                                            #566
                                            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                            I caught my daughter eating them once, and I confiscated them because at our Christian household we dont use anything manufactured by no-good-doers overseas. I had no idea, of course, about all of this. Are skittles only gay if guys eat them, or do these cursed confectionary work both ways.
                                            determined to become a good Christian housewife!

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                                              • Princess001
                                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                • Nov 2011
                                                • 131
                                                #567
                                                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                                Originally posted by Georgina View Post
                                                I caught my daughter eating them once, and I confiscated them because at our Christian household we dont use anything manufactured by no-good-doers overseas. I had no idea, of course, about all of this. Are skittles only gay if guys eat them, or do these cursed confectionary work both ways.
                                                Your daughter may as well have been eating them from a girls crotch

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                                                  • Imported
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                    • Dec 2011
                                                    • 9
                                                    #568
                                                    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                                    Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
                                                    Your daughter may as well have been eating them from a girls crotch
                                                    This makes me aroused.

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                                                      • Princess001
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                        • Nov 2011
                                                        • 131
                                                        #569
                                                        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                                        Originally posted by Imported View Post
                                                        This makes me aroused.
                                                        I hope your still aroused!...IN THE FLAMES OF HELL

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                                                          • Imported
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                            • Dec 2011
                                                            • 9
                                                            #570
                                                            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                                            Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
                                                            I hope your still aroused!...IN THE FLAMES OF HELL
                                                            Oh baby wouldn't you join me?

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