[Bob4God]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Put it in perspective: Imagine if one of us showed up on a hardcore liberal gay-rights forum and immediately started spewing that they are going to Hell unless they repent, that they are abominations and disgusting, etc. Wouldn't you think that would be rude of us? Wouldn't you say to us "Hey Christian! Get off this forum if you don't like it!"? Wouldn't you accuse us of pushing our agenda upon you.

Let that sink into your head for a while.

The Reverend makes an excellent point, however I would like to add in a bit more.

Liberals and gays are not entitled to push their agendas on people, no matter where they are.

True Christians never push their agendas on anyone, and are entitled by JESUS CHRIST and the First Amendment to preach as much as we like to anybody we like at any time we like.

So to summarize, do not assume that we are saying we will not invite ourselves into the congregating spots of liberals and queers, because we are always looking for more people to save and will not stop until every last one has confessed JESUS as their personal LORD and SAVIOR.

[GOD=life]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Just saying, the fact that he's saying gays can't push their "agenda" on you, doesn't give you the right to push yours on them.

You're making the wrong assumption of equality.

What gives you the right to push your anti-pedophilia agenda on pedophiles. It's just a lifestyle after all, right?

Or what about your anti-crime agenda? Criminals have bills to pay too, you know.

[Ninjafag]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Taste the rainbow, indeed! The homosexual agenda has taken many shapes and sizes, but we have been onto it at every turn of it's quest to recruit our children to the queer lifestyle!

This evening while I was expressing a high degree of intense revulsion at my own nakedness in the shower, the Holy Spirit came upon me and told me to write to all of you about the dangers of these nefarious little candies!

ATTENTION: WOMEN, CHILDREN, AND THOSE WITH WEAK SPIRITUAL CONSTITUTIONS SHOULD NOT CONTINUE!



Right off the bat we can see that these sodomite sweets are attractively decorated with the bright colors of the rainbow, which was long ago adopted as the homo calling card.

The term "Original Fruit" is splattered across the top of the packaging, which is homosexual code language for "virgin testicles." There was a 200% increase in Skittles sales when they started using that slogan. At the same time, incidents of homosexuals abducting and raping young Christian boys skyrocketed. Coincidence? I doubt it.



When we view Skittles closeup, it is obvious that they have been modeled after a) the male buttocks, or b) testicles.

Each color of Skittles has a different meaning. Homosexuals will keep a variety of these in their pockets, and when they see a potential homosexual or homosexual recruit, they will attempt to hand-feed it into their mouth. According to the color, that is what the "host" wants to do with the "guest."

GREEN: Fornicate in a public park

YELLOW: Abduct a christian man and take turns urinating on his face

RED: Spank the "guest's" behind with a leather strap

ORANGE: Fornicate with vegetables stolen from a True Christian farmer

BROWN: The "host" will insert Skittles candies 'up there' and then pay the "vendor" with a kiss every time he wants a pile of candies excreted into his palm or even directly into his mouth!

Friends, I am calling for a ban on ALL Skittles products, whether it be food, clothing or decorative ornaments! THERE IS REASON TO BELIEVE THAT SKITTLES MAY BE INJECTED WITH THE AIDS OR SOME KIND OF GAY CHEMICAL THAT CAUSES AN ADDICTION TO SAME SEX ACTIVITY!

If you find your children eating these candies, TAKE THEM AWAY AT ONCE AND BEAT YOUR KIDS FOR EXPERIMENTING IN THE HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLE!

MAY GOD KEEP YOUR FAMILIES SAFE!

You're a stupid dick, 1. for believing in a god 2. for thinking CANDY is satanic, because it has rainbows(WTF world are we in???) 3. Because your bitching about it when nobody cares.

[The Drunken Priest]

YOU'RE ALL FUCKING MORONS!

Yes. It's true, you are all fucking idiots to believe such slander. Honestly, how idiotic are you? It's a fucking candy, not some sort of satanic homosexual candy. IT A FUCKING FOOD. However you retarded god loving assholes wouldn't know the difference. For all you know the only reason Jesus didn't have a wife was because he in fact was homosexual. Didn't think of that now did you?

[James Dewitt]

Re: YOU'RE ALL piffleING mormonS!

Yes. It's true, you are all piffleing idiots to believe such slander. Honestly, how idiotic are you? It's a piffleing candy, not some sort of satanic homosexual candy. IT A piffleING FOOD. However you retarded god loving assholes wouldn't know the difference. For all you know the only reason Jesus didn't have a wife was because he in fact was homosexual. Didn't think of that now did you?

I really want to thank you I meant it from the bottom of my heart. It means so very much to me that you would take the time to post on our forum. I am sure that being a drunken pedophile can take up a lot of time. You have just reaffirmed my belief that God Mockers like your self will indeed burn in Hell.

P.S. Thanks for sucking up valuable space on our hard drive that otherwise might have been used to Praise Jesus.

[My Stupidity Amazes Me]

I hope you take time from your day to read this.

I really want to thank you I meant it from the bottom of my heart. It means so very much to me that you would take the time to post on our forum. I am sure that being a drunken pedophile can take up a lot of time. You have just reaffirmed my belief that God Mockers like your self will indeed burn in Hell.

P.S. Thanks for sucking up valuable space on our hard drive that otherwise might have been used to Praise Jesus.

Why thank you very much Mr. Dewitt. I'm glad I could use up your hard drive space. By the way, you may want to check your spelling, you guys seemed to have spelled Eternal wrong. I'm just pointing that out to be nice. And honestly, if candy really did have AIDs in it, wouldn't more people have it? How do you explain areas of the world that don't have any flow of candy getting AIDs? I'm really very concerned with how you all seem to think here. That simple sugary treat could cause something so stupid as a non-existent super-virus, which you obviously seem to believe in to hide the fact that you yourselves are afraid you may have some sort of homosexual tendencies hidden deep with in, and that eating such a candy may bring out those tendencies and cause you to commit that which you consider such a sin. Some of you here really must rethink your values, you are very pathetic excuses for Christians if you believe such bigotry and slander of a simple candy. And to be honest, I hope one day, one of you that seems to believe that this candy causes "Gayness" that one of your children turns out to be Gay or Lesbian, so that you may feel like an idiot for believing in such slander when they will have never had such a candy. Good day to you all. And thank you for the worthless time in your lives spent to give me a good laugh at the stupidity that so many Christians seem to take part in. May god bless you with many times of gay(Happiness) in your life. Though many seem to forget that gay actually at one point, meant happiness. But that is your own fault.

[ArmyOf1]

Re: YOU'RE ALL piffleING mormonS!

I really want to thank you I meant it from the bottom of my heart. It means so very much to me that you would take the time to post on our forum. I am sure that being a drunken pedophile can take up a lot of time. You have just reaffirmed my belief that God Mockers like your self will indeed burn in Hell.

P.S. Thanks for sucking up valuable space on our hard drive that otherwise might have been used to Praise Jesus.

Really now? I do beleive that we have a right to our opinions do you not? I pray as you do but to a different being than yours you god is not higher than mine and I will not claim mine is higher than yours but you will respect my veiws and you will respect this mans veiws otherwise go become a muslim. Thank you and Good Day to you Sir May your god have mercy on your arrogance and ignorance.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: YOU'RE ALL piffleING mormonS!

Really now? I do beleive that we have a right to our opinions do you not? I pray as you do but to a different being than yours you god is not higher than mine and I will not claim mine is higher than yours but you will respect my veiws and you will respect this mans veiws otherwise go become a muslim. Thank you and Good Day to you Sir May your god have mercy on your arrogance and ignorance.

Please read this before posting again. Thank you.

[ArmyOf1]

Re: YOU'RE ALL piffleING mormonS!

Really now? I do beleive that we have a right to our opinions do you not? I pray as you do but to a different being than yours you god is not higher than mine and I will not claim mine is higher than yours but you will respect my veiws and you will respect this mans veiws otherwise go become a muslim. Thank you and Good Day to you Sir May your god have mercy on your arrogance and ignorance.

Forgive my ignorance...I forgot how high and mighty Foolish Christans are You're never right about arrogance and ignorance even if I'm fighting for what I beleive in I'm saddening by your blind hate. HEIL HITLER!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: YOU'RE ALL piffleING mormonS!

Forgive my ignorance...I forgot how high and mighty Foolish Christans are You're never right about arrogance and ignorance even if I'm fighting for what I beleive in I'm saddening by your blind hate. HEIL HITLER!!

Why are you asking for us to forgive your ignorance, when you wear it so proudly for all to see?

[My Stupidity Amazes Me]

Re: YOU'RE ALL piffleING mormonS!

Forgive my ignorance...I forgot how high and mighty Foolish Christans are You're never right about arrogance and ignorance even if I'm fighting for what I beleive in I'm saddening by your blind hate. HEIL HITLER!!

That is true good sir, no "True Christian" ever reveals when they are indulging in arrogance and ignorance for fear their god will strike them down. When their god already knows that in which they are hiding from him, so why do they bother? It is truly saddening that there are such close-minded and ignorant beings upon this earth. I do pray their god has mercy upon them when they pass, because I certainly will not.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: YOU'RE ALL piffleING mormonS!

I do pray their god has mercy upon them when they pass, because I certainly will not.

Glory! What, pray tell, are you going to do to us?

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

[My Stupidity Amazes Me]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

And you call yourselves Christians. I find it funny how you change my name to fit your agenda, when you say you will not force it upon anyone else. Now that, I do not believe, your god, or any for that matter would forgive you for. Seeing as my name was originally "Stupidity Amazes Me" but I say to you this dear Christians, fill with so much hate. "If Jesus is god, and god is god, that god had insest with hismelf, to have himself, through Mary, in which case, god in that case goes against all he has put into his bible." So please enlighten me with more of your bad grammar, and pitiful spelling.

[My Stupidity Amazes Me]

Re: YOU'RE ALL piffleING mormonS!

What, pray tell, are you going to do to us? Glory!

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

I will be doing nothing to you dear Christian woman. I will simply hold no mercy in my mind for anything bad in which may come to you in your life, and hold no sympathy for anything that may go wrong with your family. However I will feel sorry for those who are o' so blessed with your presence.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

that god had insest with hismelf, to have himself

No, that's not quite right. He impregnated Mary and Fathered Himself.

So please enlighten me with more of your bad grammar, and pitiful spelling.

I'll do my level best, dear.