[Belle_07]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

Yes, only those without sin should cast the first stone; that's exactly why Landover Baptists can cast stones, as Jesus Christ has washed away their sins (Acts 22:16)!

I'm grateful you saved your inevitable Hitler references until your second post, the suspense was unbearable.



Belle, it looks like you have a problem with GOD, take it up with Him. Landover Baptists do as He commands, nothing more, nothing less.



If they WANTED to judge, they'd spend their time at a queer rights forum chastising uneducated filth. What they want is to enjoy fellowship here in their home in peace, but you deviants keep showing up uninvited. Why are gay people so rude and hateful?



God doesn't love them. He says they are abominations that should be stoned to death (Leviticus 20:13)



He DID take care of that in the King James Bible. He told Christians to stone homosexuals to death and He'll take care of the eternal Hell fire part.



You think your theory of different rates of decomposition is "ovious?" Please elucidate, I am enthralled by your wisdom.



I know, making an account must be a herculean effort for you. You have to type in a name, a password, and an email, then click on a link. It can take a person of normal intelligence perhaps 30 seconds; for you, hours? Days?

YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE NOW RELIZED YOU ARE SATANS MINIONS! it is our job to help gay people turn christians! but either way you people are living inside a box and when God throws your box into a firey pit you will then relize all this crap you are doing. you think your sins are clensed you haven't even begun to ask for forgivness if you are to ask tfor forgivness then STOP SINNING! BUT OFCOURSE THAT IS NOT IN YOUR NATURE. besides how is it you guarantee salvation if you are condeming? riddle me that one!

[Levi Jones]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE NOW RELIZED YOU ARE SATANS MINIONS! it is our job to help gay people turn christians!

You can't be gay and Christian.

1 Corinthians 6:9-10 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Romans 1:26-27 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

1 Kings 15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father.
And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

1 Kings 22:45-46 Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah?
And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.

2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Daniel 11:37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all. (some believe this says the Antichrist will be gay)

1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

but either way you people are living inside a box and when God throws your box into a firey pit you will then relize all this crap you are doing.

According to the Bible, we aren't the ones going to hell. For even supporting queers, Paul writes that you deserve death and damnation.

Romans 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

How much more plainly can it be put?

you think your sins are clensed you haven't even begun to ask for forgivness if you are to ask tfor forgivness then STOP SINNING! BUT OFCOURSE THAT IS NOT IN YOUR NATURE. besides how is it you guarantee salvation if you are condeming?

Where in the Bible does it say we should keep our mouths shut about people's sins? Where does it say that would should allow people to do whatever they want to?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE NOW RELIZED YOU ARE SATANS MINIONS! it is our job to help gay people turn christians! but either way you people are living inside a box and when God throws your box into a firey pit you will then relize all this crap you are doing. you think your sins are clensed you haven't even begun to ask for forgivness if you are to ask tfor forgivness then STOP SINNING! BUT OFCOURSE THAT IS NOT IN YOUR NATURE. besides how is it you guarantee salvation if you are condeming? riddle me that one!

Could you cite the scripture where True Christians are instructed to save people that lead lives of abomination? We are more than willing to accept ex-gays anytime they have accepted the Lord's direction concerning their lifestyle. What you seem to be suggesting that we ignore what the Bible says and accept them and their sinning ways. What kind of Christians would that make us? 2 faced maybe, fluffy bunny at the best.

[Jedediah]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE NOW RELIZED YOU ARE SATANS MINIONS! it is our job to help gay people turn christians! but either way you people are living inside a box and when God throws your box into a firey pit you will then relize all this crap you are doing. you think your sins are clensed you haven't even begun to ask for forgivness if you are to ask tfor forgivness then STOP SINNING! BUT OFCOURSE THAT IS NOT IN YOUR NATURE. besides how is it you guarantee salvation if you are condeming? riddle me that one!

So full of hate! I see you have no argument against the Truth we have shown you and instead choose to resort to angry ad hominem attacks.

We are indeed blessed by your persecution.

Luke 6:22
Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

Matthew 5:10-11
Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

But we Christians are a forgiving bunch, and we are willing to work with you to gain a better understanding of the religion you claim to believe in, despite clear evidence to the contrary. We love you, and we want you to join us in Heaven.

Matthew 5:44
But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

I forgive you for the hateful things you have said.

[Cursed]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE NOW RELIZED YOU ARE SATANS MINIONS! it is our job to help gay people turn christians! but either way you people are living inside a box and when God throws your box into a firey pit you will then relize all this crap you are doing. you think your sins are clensed you haven't even begun to ask for forgivness if you are to ask tfor forgivness then STOP SINNING! BUT OFCOURSE THAT IS NOT IN YOUR NATURE. besides how is it you guarantee salvation if you are condeming? riddle me that one!

Dearest Belle, what obstacles you must overcome; that you have managed to create your very own paragraph is an accomplishment. To help you in your obviously desperate struggle to communicate with humanity, I have highlighted your spelling errors in red; we'll save basic grammar lessons for another day. Normally I don't correct spelling, but your paragraph was so startlingly inept I felt a little embarrassed for you.

Now that that's out of the way, let me address your points as best as I am able. Please understand that I am a neophyte Bible student, and by no means as educated in the word of the LORD GOD as a True Christian. Should I make any errors, feel secure in the knowledge that they will righteously correct me. Belle, please don't be rude; I insist that you reply to each True Christian before deigning to respond to me, even if the True Christian posts after I do.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE NOW RELIZED YOU ARE SATANS MINIONS!

What is wrong with you?

it is our job to help gay people turn christians!

Wait, you just said Landover Baptists were Satan's minions, now it's "we?" You may be one of those embarrassing pseudo-christians who ignore 90% of the Bible and just want converts for money, but that is not they way of True Christianity. True Christianity is following all of the Bible as the unerring Word of GOD, that is the only path to Heaven.

but either way you people are living inside a box and when God throws your box into a firey pit you will then relize all this crap you are doing.

GOD doesn't throw boxes into the fiery pit; He throws people there, people just like YOU, because you refuse to obey His Holy Commands.

you think your sins are clensed you haven't even begun to ask for forgivness if you are to ask tfor forgivness then STOP SINNING!

What does this even mean? Something tells me even you don't know.

BUT OFCOURSE THAT IS NOT IN YOUR NATURE.

You've got that right, because you agree with the Holy Bible (Romans 3:23); but don't forget it's in everyone's nature. Only by following the Words of the LORD GOD as written in the 1611 King James Bible do we become cleansed of sin and worthy of a place in Heaven. All others go to Hell, no matter how much they argue about it. Submit to the Will of God or burn!

besides how is it you guarantee salvation if you are condeming? riddle me that one!

This is the most disturbing snippet of fetid rancor I've read in quite some time. First, you disagree with the Holy Word of GOD (2 Timothy 4:1-2); second, you quote Jim Carrey as the Riddler in that wreck of a movie Batman Returns? Why would you do that? There wasn't even a riddle there, that reference was uncalled for and an insult.

[Nex Sacramentum]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

WoW,
I have readin more about Baptists and i am glad not being one xD.
You guys just hate the science because the science owned God.
Pretty funny... and I'm the brain wash is so failfull.

Why do you hate black people, gays, atheists and other religions?
thats what Hitler hated too
but this is so funny for example that Nintendo 3DS radioactive is xDDD hahaha
why? because of fukushima? tards
u hate everything and thats God Will?
who are you to judge other cultures? Nazis?

My religion is Ortodox but i don't believe in God, but i still believe in jesus because he maybe lived on earth like the other saints.
but god? never

[FallenAngel15]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

Why do you christians try to seek a cure for something that is natural and normal?!
I think there are much more important issues you could deal with that benifit everyone and not put one group/culture down.
Try eradicate poverty!
Feed the homeless!
Vote Democrat!

LOVE is what its all about anyway, Gender doesn't matter, only LOVE!!!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

Why do you christians try to seek a cure for something that is natural and normal?!

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Isn't it about time you stopped asking really stupid questions? It's not normal, it's an abomination just like eating shellfish. Let me guess: you also eat prawns...

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

Why do you christians try to seek a cure for something that is natural and normal?!

Who are you trying to convince that lesbeanism is natural and normal? Is it us or yourself?

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

Try eradicate poverty!

John 12:8 For the poor always ye have with you; but me ye have not always.

Feed the homeless!
Vote Democrat!

We don't feed the lazy.

2 Thessalonians 3:10 For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.

[FallenAngel15]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

No I don't need to convince myself being gay is OK, cause i'm here i'm queer, i'm not going any where!
I want to tell you homophobics christians about the homosexual agenda to warn you
The Homosexual agenda is not only to gay up media but so much more. Since you poor, mislead, ignorant people fear gays so much I will give you some inside information on the homo agenda.

As a legitimate queer(I go to 2 queer groups and have queer friends/ am Lesbian)

I know everything we plan. First we are going to slowly recruit your children, turning little god-fearing, straight kids queer. Then we are going to start project superGAY. We will get many high ranking positions, such as congressmen/womyn, Doctors, Lawyers, police, pastors and put gay men and woman in them. Our main project: DomminGAYtion is a gay, transgendered, female president. thats only the begining. we will soon have everything we need to duplicate the gay gene and our gay doctors and male mid wives will inject it into EVERY newborn child.
You have been warned on the real QuEeR agenda

p.s the president will be a democrat.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

As a legitimate queer

There's your problem!

[FallenAngel15]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

There's your problem!

I realise its hard for a closeted gay like you, come out, your only digging your self a deeper hole.

I can't wait to go to hell actually! Why go spend eternity worshipping some controlling dude when you could go to a place with fire, gays/lesbians and helen of Troy/ Cleopatra? Me and the devil will take over heaven and liberate you guys don't worry

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

u hate everything and thats God Will?

Psalm 139:21-22: Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee? I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

who are you to judge other cultures? Nazis?

John 7:24: Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

[Matt Pastel]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

Actually, you can consider yourself corrected. Okay, yeah, you can say it was in Jesus name if you want. Whatever. Anyway, a beaner is an ethnic slur refering to lots of beans in hispanic foods while wetback refers to illegal aliens who enter the country by swimming across the Rio Grande.

But, let's go on to the next question, shall we? I'm transsexual. That alone does not make me a "homer." What if I get SRS and start dating lesbians. Would either one of us be sinners? Better yet, what if I dated a F2M transsexual? Would either of us sin, then?

Son, miss, or whatever you think you are today: it may not make you a 'homer', but you have the devil rooted right in that colon of yours. When you get your unholy desires to 'tickle the bookend', 'frenchify a pond', 'bulldoze the slipper' or all the other terms you lost souls use, you are *feeling the devil prod your prostate*. No more or less.

Now, as it happens, the Bam Bam Phuk centre for the picaninny unsaved, of which I am proud to be a representative, not only treats the wayward monkey people of Bangkok. No sir. If we extend god's help to them, we extend it to white lost souls, too, because those count double. And what I'm saying is: I can help you, son. I can tug the devil out of you, and implant the Lord's mighty rod of iron into your void.

Let's suck the devil out, and pound the goodness in!

Also, when you arrive in Bangkok first time, wear bobbysocks at the airport, and put your hair in pigtails. It helps me spot you easier. You don't need to wear a sigh around your neck. Maybe just a touch of Chanel so I can scent out your evil colon across the terminal.

Devils hate Chanel.

[SpaceMan]

Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

I'm kind of new here, but I've joined to specifically comment on this section of the forum. For quite a while now I've know myself to be homosexual, however I never act upon such urges nor intend to. As I personally study biology, physiology, and chemistry I don't believe homosexuality as anything more than a chemical imbalance.

I did mention I am abstinent, and that is because, I still attend sermons every Sunday, volunteer at the local church, and for all intents and purposes, I am a Christian.

But what seems to escape me, is the cause of such a fervent hatred in what should merely be a live and let live situation. As I see it, the whole situation is just another sin of the flesh, so if I'm not to engage in sexual activity of that sort, why should I be damned? God will not allow those who seek such forbidden fruit into the kingdom of heaven, so why must the Christian community engage the damned? Why not just let them go to hell?

A little clarity would be greatly appreciated.