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  • #316
    Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

    Originally posted by Black Parade Marcher View Post
    Pastor ezekiel and Dr. Niles and cranky old man ..... i hate you. may your souls suffer and burn in hell and may you be roasted alive by jewish and muslim and communist homosexuals cheers!
    So much hate in your little, cold, dark heart... I pity you.

    I will pray for your lost soul
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
     Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • #317
      Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

      Originally posted by Black Parade Marcher View Post
      Pastor ezekiel and Dr. Niles and cranky old man ..... i hate you. may your souls suffer and burn in hell and may you be roasted alive by jewish and muslim and communist homosexuals cheers!
      Hate's a strong word...

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      • #318
        Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

        Originally posted by Black Parade Marcher View Post
        Pastor ezekiel and Dr. Niles and cranky old man ..... i hate you. may your souls suffer and burn in hell and may you be roasted alive by jewish and muslim and communist homosexuals cheers!
        2 Timothy 3:12 Yea, and all that will liue godly in Christ Iesus, shall suffer persecution.

        1 Peter 3:16-17 Hauing a good conscience, that whereas they speake euill of you, as of euill doers, they may bee ashamed that falsly accuse your good conuersation in Christ.

        For it is better, if the will of God be so, that yee suffer for well doing, then for euill doing.

        Luke 6:22 Blessed are yee when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shal reproach you, and cast out your name as euill, for the Sonne of mans sake.

        Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousnesse sake: for theirs is the kingdome of heauen.

        Hebrews 12:3 For consider him that indured such contradiction of sinners against himselfe, lest ye be wearied and faint in your mindes.

        2 Corinthians 12:10 Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproches, in necessities, in persecutions, in distresses for Christes sake: for when I am weake, then am I strong.

        Amos 5:10 They hate him that rebuketh in the gate: and they abhorre him that speaketh vprightly.
        Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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        • #319
          Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

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          • #320
            Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

            I've opened myself to Jesus and I am happy! The two have very little to do with one another, but still! I am a proud social democrat, genderfluid person, and breaker of stereotypes everywhere! Time to angrily put to sleep these bigoted Republican opinions! Yeah! (this is what happens to constricting societal norms.) I'm also pansexual. And christian. So get over yourselves!
            Rom.1:26-27
            For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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            • #321
              Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

              Originally posted by demifluidSwag View Post
              ...I'm also pansexual. And christian...
              Oh? When did God come down and rewrite every Bible in existence? I hadn't noticed.

              Wait, just checked, and mine still has Leviticus 20:13.

              Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

              Why do you worship a god who wants you dead?

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              • #322
                Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                Whatever all those things are that you think you are, let me say this:
                You are confused
                You are obsessed with your own self-importance
                You are a sinner
                You are destined for one place only - Hell.

                What are you doing here? I doubt that Jesus would have called one who has sunk so low.
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                • #323
                  Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  Oh? When did God come down and rewrite every Bible in existence? I hadn't noticed.

                  Wait, just checked, and mine still has Leviticus 20:13.

                  Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

                  Why do you worship a god who wants you dead?
                  Who rewrote your bible and put in "thou shalt defame the lifestyle of others and be a total dick every chance you get"
                  Rom.1:26-27
                  For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                  • #324
                    Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    Oh? When did God come down and rewrite every Bible in existence? I hadn't noticed.

                    Wait, just checked, and mine still has Leviticus 20:13.

                    Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

                    Why do you worship a god who wants you dead?
                    God loves me, he created me the way I am and no amount of hatred can change that.
                    Rom.1:26-27
                    For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                    • #325
                      Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                      Originally posted by demifluidSwag View Post
                      God loves me, he created me the way I am and no amount of hatred can change that.
                      Can you prove that God loves you and created you the way you are? Even if God created you the way you are, that doesn't mean that He doesn't think that you're wicked or a vessel of wrath:

                      [Proverbs 16:4 KJV] 4 The LORD hath made all [things] for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

                      [Romans 9:19-24 KJV] 19 Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will? 20 Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed [it], Why hast thou made me thus? 21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? 22 [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: 23 And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, 24 Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                      • #326
                        Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                        Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
                        Whatever all those things are that you think you are, let me say this:
                        You are confused
                        You are obsessed with your own self-importance
                        You are a sinner
                        You are destined for one place only - Hell.

                        What are you doing here? I doubt that Jesus would have called one who has sunk so low.
                        I am confused, but arent we all? Or do you seek certainty in hatred to stop yourself from adressing confusing questions?
                        I am not obsessed with myself.
                        We are all sinners.
                        How do you know that?
                        Rom.1:26-27
                        For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                        • #327
                          Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                          Originally posted by demifluidSwag View Post
                          ...We are all sinners...
                          True Christians™ aren't. They're perfect.

                          ...How do you know that?
                          It's what the Bible says.

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                          • #328
                            Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                            I can't tell if this site is serious or not

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                            • #329
                              Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                              Originally posted by CerealPurseSnatcha View Post
                              I can't tell if this site is serious or not
                              Young lady, there is nothing more serious than the fires of Hell

                              Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God."
                              Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

                              Please go to the Introduction forum to introduce yourself.

                              YIC
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • #330
                                Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

                                I've opened myself to Jesus and I am happy! The two have very little to do with one another, but still! I am a proud social democrat, genderfluid person, and breaker of stereotypes everywhere! Time to angrily put to sleep these bigoted Republican opinions! Yeah! (this is what happens to constricting societal norms.) I'm also pansexual. And christian. So get over yourselves!
                                Your obsession with "genderfluid" and "pansexual" is not what God has explained for us to do. Whatever is going on in the following example I have no idea but gender fluidity and pansexuality probably has a hand in it somewhere and none of the participants are Christians.



                                I've opened myself to Jesus and I am happy! The two have very little to do with one another, but still! I am a proud social democrat, genderfluid person, and breaker of stereotypes everywhere! Time to angrily put to sleep these bigoted Republican opinions! Yeah! (this is what happens to constricting societal norms.) I'm also pansexual. And christian. So get over yourselves!
                                There is no such thing as a genderfluid Christian. There is no such thing as a pansexual Christian. I suppose you think you can just zbonk anything that takes your fancy regardless of its, or their, sexes or species. Gender incidentally is a characteristic of various gabbling languages. Humans do not have gender. Scripture has been posted supporting the need for you to be cured of your perversions which are usually associated with demonic possession. In this world you will know only remorse, despair, shame and self loathing. In the next everything becomes infinitely worse, torment, agony, grief and pain. Never-ending pain. The demons you worship now will become your torturers but rest assured they'll not enjoy inflicting unspeakables upon you. They will hate doing it even more than you hate having it done. And that will make them grieve you all the more.

                                The Bible is clear. This is what we all deserve from earliest infancy, born disgusting with only disgusting urges. Every passion vile but Jesus touched me and now I am whole. Let Him touch you too.



                                Let Him heal you.

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