[Hairy Homer]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Now that is just what is wrong with your homersecularist mindset, Hairy. Your car is just not out of gas, it becomes this endless word salad stream of consciousness about EGR valves, oxygen and air flow sensors, magnetic crankshaft position sensors, and fuel injection solenoids. When you give up the Bible (KJV1611) life becomes this endless array of impossible choices that burdens every decision.

Errr... ah, a fascinating point of view. Fascinating. EGR valves? I have heard of "Eigen values", or something like that. Aren't they something to do with yachting?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

I remember very well. It was the one pictured below. No 51.

You obviously haven't read it yourself, or you'd see there is no quote and therefore no arrow.

Sorry, my schiessekopf friend, but Jesus and I know you are lying. I was talking about the post you replied to, which did indeed include a link to the original post. Now stop running around telling lies and starting endless pedantic arguments, and accept Christ before He smites you down once and for all!

[Deaner]

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I think the point is not so much whether babies can choose, but what concepts and choices the infant mind is capable of understanding.

There seems to be a flippant and laissez faire attitude toward this obvious threat. As a parent, I'm not going to be taking the chance of an unchecked homer baby anally raping one of my other children. Has it ever occurred to anyone that we may not have as many adult homers running around if we had been educated to the obvious signs?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Brother Deaner has it right: with the homosexuals so actively recruiting in our pre- and elementary schools, the only way to fight back is right on their own court! From the earliest possible ages we must ensure that our children know how to reject the advances of these pre-pubescent homers in a Godly manner, so as not to be tempted. As soon as we train our children to be decent heterosexuals, we can be sure that the homer population will wither and die, along with AIDS, abortion and liberalism.

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Sorry, my schiessekopf friend, but Jesus and I know you are lying. I was talking about the post you replied to, which did indeed include a link to the original post. Now stop running around telling lies and starting endless pedantic arguments, and accept Christ before He smites you down once and for all!

Listen, you flippin' Bapwit 'tard I have replied to many posts. The last of Sister STDs that I replied to said simply, something like "No, see the "homer's original post".

That is the post I replied to asking for a link. Right? Are you following?

"No", she says, "see the homer's original post".

She didn't say see the homer's post that I replied to in message such and such. She said see the Homer's ORIGINAL POST.

So I am sitting there thinking to myself -- how far back is his ORIGINAL post...and why does she want me to go that far back. Andwhat does she mean by 'ORIGINAL'?

I even wondered if she meant his first post on this thread or his first over all, or did she mean the only post he's made that is not unoriginal.

I know it's unreasonable, but if someone says something about someone's ORIGINAL POST, I think that they mean the person's ORIGINAL post...

And to be as pedantic as some of you lot, that's not very helpful. Has he made any original posts? Original, you 'tard, means the opposite of Unoriginal! (Eat your heart out OYKs!). It might mean the FIRST too. Either way her post was crap and gave no indication of the post she was talking about.

You Bapwits obviously have poor reading and comprehension skills. You must learn to say what you mean using precise and appropriate vocabulary.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

There seems to be a flippant and laissez faire attitude toward this obvious threat. As a parent, I'm not going to be taking the chance of an unchecked homer baby anally raping one of my other children. Has it ever occurred to anyone that we may not have as many adult homers running around if we had been educated to the obvious signs?

Indeed, Brother Deaner!

We could have stoned those little monsters before they had the chance to become Cathylic Pedophile Priests/Homer Recruitment Officers!

Ah, if only there were a way to just stop the Homers from being born in the first place . . .

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Listen, you flippin' Bapwit 'tard I have replied to many posts. The last of Sister STDs that I replied to said simply, something like "No, see the "homer's original post".

That is the post I replied to asking for a link. Right? Are you following?
...

There's nothing quite like a homer in the grip of senile dementia, getting increasingly incensed because he's convinced everyone else is being unreasonable and nonsensical, is there?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

There's nothing quite like a homer in the grip of senile dementia, getting increasingly incensed because he's convinced everyone else is being unreasonable and nonsensical, is there?

Sad, really. He used to be such a peaceful fellow, always ready with a bit of worldly wisdom.

I think he's off his meds. You dial 9-1, then when I say so, dial 1 again.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Sad, really. He used to be such a peaceful fellow, always ready with a bit of worldly wisdom.

I think he's off his meds. You dial 9-1, then when I say so, dial 1 again.

It has been my observation that hippie types that preach love and tolerance always seem to be prone to frustration and gratuitous violence. It can always be seen in those that fail to read the owners manual when attempting to operate the latest modern convenience. Manufacturers always provide these guides for a reason. Our Lord did the same thing for us, it is called the Bible (KJV1611).

[eliot mayfield]

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Indeed, Brother Deaner!

We could have stoned those little monsters before they had the chance to become Cathylic Pedophile Priests/Homer Recruitment Officers!

Ah, if only there were a way to just stop the Homers from being born in the first place . . .

Well, we all know being gay ia a lifestyle choice like being a goth or something. gayness is quite curable.

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

There seems to be a flippant and laissez faire attitude toward this obvious threat. As a parent, I'm not going to be taking the chance of an unchecked homer baby anally raping one of my other children. Has it ever occurred to anyone that we may not have as many adult homers running around if we had been educated to the obvious signs?

Well, since you ask: No, it hasn't occured to me.

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

There's nothing quite like a homer in the grip of senile dementia, getting increasingly incensed because he's convinced everyone else is being unreasonable and nonsensical, is there?

"Increasingly incensed"? I have been profoundly inscensed since the day I first came to this site and saw how unreasonable and nonsensical the place was.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

"Increasingly incensed"? I have been profoundly inscensed since the day I first came to this site and saw how unreasonable and nonsensical the place was.

How do you know we are the unreasonable ones friend; Have you ever considered that you are the one who was operating with a skewed world view? After we TRUE Christians are all in agreement that what we believe is correct. You are the only one who thinks otherwise Hairy.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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"Increasingly incensed"? I have been profoundly inscensed since the day I first came to this site and saw how unreasonable and nonsensical the place was.

Sir, Jesus Christ is not "nonsense". He suffered and died (for three days) in an effort to wash away your sins and mine with His blood. But if you don't believe in Him, all that temporary anguish was for nought. You will not enjoy hell.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Well, since you ask: No, it hasn't occured to me.

Good heavens, you did show some signs of being able to form a syllogism. If we were to follow all of our alleged scientists and their DNA theories, homers would be wiped out in one generation since their behavior does not result in reproduction. Yet generation after generation they keep showing up. What better proof do you want than Satan is alive and well. We must do something once and for all to eliminate this menace.