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  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #301
    Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

    Originally posted by R35157 View Post
    By posting that you have proven my point, Thank you.
    Why should Brother James listen to you? You are simply going to spout nonsense, like you've done since you've been here.



    Continuing to communicate with you would indicate tacit approval of your ridiculous points.

    (Amos 3:3) "Can two walk together, except they be agreed?"

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • proteastantguy
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Aug 2010
      • 488

      #302
      Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

      I totally agree that homoes should be stoned, and there is no discussion about it.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • Living_Water
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Mar 2011
        • 151

        #303
        Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

        Good thing I found this thread. After reading this I got very troubled since one of my "friends" that goes to work close to my workplace just bought some gay apple phone to go with his mac.

        I promptly got my baseball bat from the closet to protect myself for today. And thank God I did, since the apple homer walked towards me while waving his hand this morning with a weird sodomite smile on his face.

        Needless to say I immediatelly swang my bat hitting his ear. The homer clearly didn't see that one coming. I then made clear he's no longer allowed to walk the same street I'm using to get to work.
        Revelation 22:1:
        And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.

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        • ps1324
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Apr 2011
          • 1

          #304
          Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

          Oh what an inspiring message!

          I have a few questions:
          When I was in the toilet, my toilet paper just had a mark that looked like a cross, so do I bring it to church and worship it? Since your logic says that whatever has rainbows are sin, so by default everything that has a cross is the Lord's?

          What is Darwin OS? Do enlighten me, because I thought he died 150 years ago? And why would he be interested in making an operating system for gays when he could lie peacefully underground?

          What makes you different from terrorists and rapists, when you resort to violence to get your own ways? How is hitting another human with a baseball bat justified because you think that a certain brand is against the Lord?

          AND MOST IMPORTANTLY

          WHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY - HIT PEOPLE with Baseball bats because they are using MACS??

          God bless,

          A person with questions

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          • Dr. Isaiah Jones
            Christ's Antiquarius
            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 736

            #305
            Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

            Originally posted by ps1324 View Post
            What is Darwin OS?
            It's the atheist opposite of JesOS, the True Christian™ operation system. You're an atheist, you should know things like that.

            Edit: Sorry, I forgot that atheists are mentally retarded.
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            2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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            • Living_Water
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Mar 2011
              • 151

              #306
              Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

              Originally posted by ps1324 View Post
              WHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY - HIT PEOPLE with Baseball bats because they are using MACS??
              Oh that one is easy. True Christians on this thread have researched the fact and concluded that only gays use mac.

              God himself has written in the Bible:
              Leviticus 20:13:
              If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
              Revelation 22:1:
              And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.

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              • MisterM
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 1480

                #307
                Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                Originally posted by ps1324 View Post
                What is Darwin OS? Do enlighten me, because I thought he died 150 years ago?
                Darwin (OS) is name of central part of Mac OS X: Mach micro kernel and necessary modules, basically everything needed for BSD compatibility, to support higher level operating system features like the Aqua user interface.

                If the name of the kernel is same as God hater Satan worshiper evilution inventor and logo is this, we are talking about pure evil here.
                Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                • MountainFool
                  Unsaved Trash
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 44

                  #308
                  Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                  Really? It's a computer. I have friends who use them and they are strait as an arrow. How do you come up with an idea as ignorant as a computer making you gay? That's like saying if you eat bananas and not oranges will make you gay because they look like the male reproductive organ. Grow up.

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                  • MountainFool
                    Unsaved Trash
                    • Apr 2011
                    • 44

                    #309
                    Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                    Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
                    Only True Christians™ can purchase JesOS. Get yourself Saved™ and you'll be able to purchase it.
                    FRAUD!!!! Clearly this JesOS is a scam to get good Christians money. So how is an object that is made by man more holey than another object made by man. where in the bible does it say that you need certain hardware and software on your computers? This makes me sick. It's a computer. You are not going to hell for using the wrong computer. and if i'm wrong prove me wrong with your scripture. Show me the chapter in that book about computers, there is none. it's a computer grow up.

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                    • Dr. Isaiah Jones
                      Christ's Antiquarius
                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 736

                      #310
                      Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                      Originally posted by MountainMan916 View Post
                      FRAUD!!!! Clearly this JesOS is a scam to get good Christians money. So how is an object that is made by man more holey than another object made by man. where in the bible does it say that you need certain hardware and software on your computers? This makes me sick. It's a computer. You are not going to hell for using the wrong computer. and if i'm wrong prove me wrong with your scripture. Show me the chapter in that book about computers, there is none. it's a computer grow up.
                      Dear sodomite,

                      Did you think that by coming in here and spit on Jesus' face would save you from an eternity of burning in hell? Well, let me tell you something. We are actually blessed by your insults as it states in Matthew 5:10:
                      "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
                      Unless you repent of your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior you WILL be facing His judgment as soon as He decides to strike you down for your wicked sins. Jesus will laugh at your misery as He watches you roast in the flames of hell for all eternity. The choice is yours, friend. Repent or enjoy hell.
                      Psalm 2:1 Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?
                      Psalm 2:2 The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the LORD, and against his anointed, saying,
                      Psalm 2:3 Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.
                      Psalm 2:4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision.

                      Psalm 37:12 The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth.
                      Psalm 37:13 The LORD shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming.

                      Psalm 52:6 The righteous also shall see, and fear, and shall laugh at him:
                      Psalm 52:7 Lo, this is the man that made not God his strength; but trusted in the abundance of his riches, and strengthened himself in his wickedness.

                      Psalm 58:10 The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked.

                      Psalm 59:8 But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.
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                      2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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                      • An Aladam
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Apr 2011
                        • 22

                        #311
                        Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                        I run Windows XP on my MacBook Pro. The apple on the back is just white though, I figured you guys would like that more than rainbow though. As for the thought that running Windows on a Mac is less prone to gaining viruses, I don't believe that's true. I like Windows better, but that's pretty harsh on Mac, don't you think?

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                        • worshiper29
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 125

                          #312
                          Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                          Originally posted by An Aladam View Post
                          I run Windows XP on my MacBook Pro. The apple on the back is just white though, I figured you guys would like that more than rainbow though. As for the thought that running Windows on a Mac is less prone to gaining viruses, I don't believe that's true. I like Windows better, but that's pretty harsh on Mac, don't you think?
                          Matthew 7:16 makes it clear, that you will know them by their fruit! Apple is the fruit from hell! Why would you cast your lot in with Steve Jobs, and support that Satan-ridden company?

                          Abstain from appearances of evil (1 Thessalonians 5:22)

                          Furthermore, Steve Jobs has made it impossible to take the battery out of his laptops. He wants you to take the laptop into the store, so they can discretely store gay porn on it, to brainwash people to become gay!

                          Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers

                          Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women

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                          • proteastantguy
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 488

                            #313
                            Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                            It's so wrong in so many ways

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                            • NoFriendofGod
                              Unsaved trash, revolting queer
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 72

                              #314
                              Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                              ...I'm a flaming homo and I use a PC.
                              lolwut
                              Micah 6:8
                              He has shown thee, O man, what is good and what the Lord requires of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God.

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                              • Jesus is Lord
                                Devout seeker of the Truth™
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 639

                                #315
                                Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                                Originally posted by NoFriendofGod View Post
                                ...I'm a flaming homo and I use a PC.
                                lolwut
                                Did anybody say every homo used Mac? No, they didn't (too bad, it'd be an easy way to identify the hell-bound sodomites). "Only flaming homos use Mac" is not equal to "All flaming homos use Mac".
                                The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                                Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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