[Zachariah Do-Good]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Good find sister Talitha, This just proves how deep
Their depravity goes.

[God's Flaming Sword]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Our True Christian™ research team have been doing more work finding more evidence against Ubuntu.
Not only is it a tool of Satan, but it is also a manufacturer of "Fair Trade" Cola!!
Nothing fair about taking the profits away from hard working Americans.
We all know that "Cola" is a term used by the Homo agenda and is actually a Jigaboo word for "Enabler".

Further to this excellent research Sister I have recently learned that those God mockers who made the vile disgusting cartoon "Beavis and Butthead" have made a new load of trash and named one of the characters Ubuntu:


Oh dear - A good white boy wanting to be a jigaboo...such a bad example.

Yet another reason for not using this pagan OS...Windows is the way of the Lord.

[Talitha]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Oh dear - A good white boy wanting to be a jigaboo...such a bad example.

Yet another reason for not using this pagan OS...Windows is the way of the Lord.

Sadly Whiggers are a common sight among the white trash of our Godly Country.

Unfortunately, Windows (SINdows) will also see you spending an eternity in Hell.
We True Christians™ will use only JesOs.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

You're not much of a father are you.

Thank you for the thoughtful reply, Goody BIG.

[God's Flaming Sword]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Sadly Whiggers are a common sight among the white trash of our Godly Country.

Unfortunately, Windows (SINdows) will also see you spending an eternity in Hell.
We True Christians™ will use only JesOs.

Sister, where could I possible purchase a copy of this Godly OS to run on my computer?

Any help to rid myself of satanic influences would be appreciated.

[JUAN GARCIA, repulsive dago queer]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

I can’t stop laughing from this. Don, yes, it IS a logical fallacy.
I don’t know your level of education but it is indeed a logical fallacy. Just because we can’t prove something scientifically at the moment doesn’t not mean you should go saying its absolute truth. We can’t prove faries to be scientifically true, so they must be real right? You see what i’m saying? The church used to say the world was flat and that its sitting in the middle of the universe, with everything rotating around it.
Science proved that to be a load of crap. Oh, and yes atheists love logic because its proof through reasoning. Math uses logic. Do you believe in math? Need scientific proof for math? You are the one who is closed minded. One final thing, Jesus IS a zombie because he died and came back to life in his novel…..definition of zombi

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Sister, where could I possible purchase a copy of this Godly OS to run on my computer?

Any help to rid myself of satanic influences would be appreciated.

Only True Christians™ can purchase JesOS. Get yourself Saved™ and you'll be able to purchase it.

[God's Flaming Sword]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Only True Christians™ can purchase JesOS. Get yourself Saved™ and you'll be able to purchase it.

Of course, a logical step brethren, to stop the heathens hacking into the system and trying to spread viruses just like their heretical ramblings spread.

I will continue to try to prove myself worthy on the forums and strive to be recognised for the True Christian that I am.

[Pure Christian Woman]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

I wholeheartedly agree with this forum here.

I have a horror story to tell, and it is haunting my fragile female mind. My dearest husband Ezekiel has been giving me biblical meditations to forget this horror, but I cannot seem to remove it from my mind. Perhaps if I share it here, it will finally leave me.

My husband Ezekiel has a brother named Samuel. Samuel was married to his wife Martha, and they were thusly blessed with 12 beautiful children. While Martha was once again with child, (it was in the early stages of her gravid) their trusty elder PC went to Technological Heaven, as all PCs used by true Christians do. He had heard that there was a computer that was devoid of all Satanic viruses and thus did not need to be exorcised periodically. This computer was known as the Macintosh. He purchased a silver Macintosh for a grotesque sum. It thusly strained their funds, and he did not even tithe.

Within a fortnight of the purchase, Martha disobediently looked at the new computer in an effort to understand its complexity. (This is a grave error I do not make, I always have my trusty Ezekiel with me when I go on the computer) On it, she found some horrid imagery of men procreating with other men. This was never on the old PC, for the satanic Mac had turned her pious, heaven-bound husband into a damned homosexual. This troubled her so much that she lost her pregnancy, so her husband is also a baby-killer.

When I heard this tale, I had given birth two weeks prior. Since hearing it, I have not conceived. I pray to my LORD that this story may now leave me, so that I may conceive.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

I wholeheartedly agree with this forum here.

I have a horror story to tell, and it is haunting my fragile female mind. My dearest husband Ezekiel has been giving me biblical meditations to forget this horror, but I cannot seem to remove it from my mind. Perhaps if I share it here, it will finally leave me.

My husband Ezekiel has a brother named Samuel. Samuel was married to his wife Martha, and they were thusly blessed with 12 beautiful children. While Martha was once again with child, (it was in the early stages of her gravid) their trusty elder PC went to Technological Heaven, as all PCs used by true Christians do. He had heard that there was a computer that was devoid of all Satanic viruses and thus did not need to be exorcised periodically. This computer was known as the Macintosh. He purchased a silver Macintosh for a grotesque sum. It thusly strained their funds, and he did not even tithe.

Within a fortnight of the purchase, Martha disobediently looked at the new computer in an effort to understand its complexity. (This is a grave error I do not make, I always have my trusty Ezekiel with me when I go on the computer) On it, she found some horrid imagery of men procreating with other men. This was never on the old PC, for the satanic Mac had turned her pious, heaven-bound husband into a damned homosexual. This troubled her so much that she lost her pregnancy, so her husband is also a baby-killer.

When I heard this tale, I had given birth two weeks prior. Since hearing it, I have not conceived. I pray to my LORD that this story may now leave me, so that I may conceive.

More proof positive that Macs turn people queer, but how would one "procreate" with another man? That's impossible!

[lukasekman]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

There’s no such thing as a perfect and error-proof system, there’s are merely free and decent systems in which you can exercise your God-given right to do what you want with your hardware. If you have a problem with your Windows PC, you can either fix it yourself, use Google or pay your neighbor $20. If the same happen to your Macbook, you have to be ripped of by an “authorized” service center.

In addition, those “authorized” service centers can refuse to fix your mac if you are politically incorrect. For instance, if you smoke, the technician will whine about dirt instead of just fixing your computer.

[proteastantguy]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

There’s no such thing as a perfect and error-proof system, there’s are merely free and decent systems in which you can exercise your God-given right to do what you want with your hardware. If you have a problem with your Windows PC, you can either fix it yourself, use Google or pay your neighbor $20. If the same happen to your Macbook, you have to be ripped of by an “authorized” service center.

In addition, those “authorized” service centers can refuse to fix your mac if you are politically incorrect. For instance, if you smoke, the technician will whine about dirt instead of just fixing your computer.

That's why mac is a bounce of shit

[R35157]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

so I'm reading and responding to this topic on my mac. I bought it to study classical music at a state university. As a Christian, and a heterosexual, am I now gay? Please tell me. Please. Should I not eat anything containing apples? Should I not live in an area with snakes? My mac is white, doesn't that mean I'm going to heaven? White people go to heaven. You're bold accusations and homophobia are rude and unfitting of any Christian. This forum spreads hatred and domestic terrorism. And upon finding this forum I am appalled that any human being would go through so much effort to falsify information and put another down. I plan on getting on my hands and knees and praying, praying to god that weak stupid people who disgrace the lord by spreading hate through his name get what they deserve. Don't just ban me or label me, respond to my post with some sort of dignity.

As a non Christian this is a belief I can respect, well written, wholly thought out, and not disrespectful to anyone else. Also doesn't anyone know that Steve Jobs is a very uptight porn hating citizen I thought that would make him respectable to you people.

[James Ussher]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

As a non Christian

Without even reading the rest of your comment, I can safely say that you, sir, are wrong. Thank you.

[R35157]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Without even reading the rest of your comment, I can safely say that you, sir, are wrong. Thank you.

By posting that you have proven my point, Thank you.