[True Disciple]

Re: Lady GaGa!

My big problem is both male and female naufgty parts being in close proximity all the time. What if HeShe 'does it to HimHerself' and makes a baby? Not only that but all the touching. Does he touch the his part with his right hand then touch her part with the left. It is all very trying.

That is getting too complex, brother. I suggest that natural hermaphrodites do not exist, because True Science(tm) teaches the following (Genesis 1:27):

So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

I think the most logical conclusion is that hermaphrodites in reality are demons bred in Hell by Satan to mock God, and set loose upon this earth to further insult the Holy Bible.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Lady GaGa!

My big problem is both male and female naufgty parts being in close proximity all the time. What if HeShe 'does it to HimHerself' and makes a baby? Not only that but all the touching. Does he touch the his part with his right hand then touch her part with the left. It is all very trying.

Indeed it is Brother. Let's pray these freaks are all on the fast track to hell so we do not have to endure their presence any longer.

[Victorian Christian]

Re: Lady GaGa!

Oh right, so Rock'n'Roll has got to do with sexuality but not all music does?
Old Man> No, I don't listen to pop-music, my husband doesn't think it's fitting. Besides we never listen to radio, because it's full of bad music and advertisements of temptation.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Lady GaGa!

That is getting too complex, brother. I suggest that natural hermaphrodites do not exist, because True Science™ teaches the following (Genesis 1:27):

So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

I think the most logical conclusion is that hermaphrodites in reality are demons bred in Hell by Satan to mock God, and set loose upon this earth to further insult the Holy Bible.

Indeed, I think you may be right about this. God would never lay his signature upon such a perverse creature, only the devil himself would do such a thing. We need to get some Pastorally advice about this possibility!

Indeed it is Brother. Let's pray these freaks are all on the fast track to hell so we do not have to endure their presence any longer.

Fortunately, most freaks of nature seem to have a short lifespan, for eample, look at Micheal Jackson. Worm food now! Praise Jesus!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Lady GaGa!

Old Man> No, I don't listen to pop-music, my husband doesn't think it's fitting. Besides we never listen to radio, because it's full of bad music and advertisements of temptation.

I am glad to hear that.

[Victorian Christian]

Re: Lady GaGa!

Could someone please post a list of good music to listen to? Just for inspiration and guidance?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Lady GaGa!

Could someone please post a list of good music to listen to? Just for inspiration and guidance?

Sure: http://www.biblebible.com/audio-bibl...s-Bible-CD.asp

[emanresu]

Re: Lady GaGa!

Lady Gaga is AMAZING. She's so hot and has such a beautiful voice. I would bang that fellow woman all night long!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Lady GaGa!

I would bang that fellow woman all night long!

Please don't. The last thing this planet needs is her to have offspring.

[emanresu]

Re: Lady GaGa!

I said FELLOW. It would be rather impossible for us to produce a child together seeing as how I am a woman ALSO. It would be so hot, though!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Lady GaGa!

I said FELLOW. It would be rather impossible for us to produce a child together seeing as how I am a woman ALSO. It would be so hot, though!

Well, i suppose both of you never having children, might be a good thing. But if you want to save your soul from eternal damnation to hell, you really have to start changing your ways and read the Holy Bible to get God's clear instructions for how you can become a good person.