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Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?
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Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?
Is this abomination hot?Comment
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Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?
Hi Jimmy,Originally posted by JimmyJones View Post
I am not sure what you are trying to communicate here but I will try to answer your question.
According to Christians, abominations are going to hell. Hell is is hot.
To me it seems you get the jest but you failed to formulate it correctly.
Kind regards, RolandJeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.Comment
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Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?
Dear Roland
Thank you for patience & guidance. Lord knows I need it.
new as I am to the one true faith, I guess spiritually I'm still something of a 
toddler myself. How would u deal with me, say in the privacy of your chambers?
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Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?
Are you a false Christian Jimmy? I am unfamiliar with white people though I am studying them at this time and I can not tell if you are one of the heathens who comes here or a retarded person who thinks he may be Christian. I am a different sort of Christian than these Baptists but I also follow the Bible's rules. I think that you may be some kind of pervert. In Leviticus 20:13 we are told to kill homosexuals. I am trying to avoid violating any laws here in Babylon because I am a Black man and must stay away from the police but these Baptists can be expected to follow God's commandments when they are dealing with their own web site. They probably know where you are by now and they may come to catch you.Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4Comment
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Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?
Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
Dear I Man Rastafari
I am quite hurt by your suggestions. Believe me my
for
is anything but false. I am also only slightly retarded, which I think makes me a more beloved child of God, than a gollywog like yourself. Please remember your place hewer of wood & drawer of water.
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Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?
You don't.
Instead of that you call 911 and report her.Comment
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Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?
Report her for having a gay toddler? I can't see how that would solve the problem. That would still leave a toddler that would have to be cured of gaysexualism.Originally posted by AtheismTheBest View PostComment
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Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?
Man, gay person is still a human. Have you heard of freedom of sexuality?Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
It's 21st century, not 14th.Comment
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Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?
Hell is not bound to any century, Jesus has always thrown gaysexuals in hell and always will. Well, at least until his second coming.Originally posted by AtheismTheBest View Post
As you said is, gaysexuality is a deathstyle choice. No one is born as gaysexual, so people can make the choice of leaving the life in sin behind as well.Comment
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Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?
Not in the Constitution. Or the Bible.Originally posted by AtheismTheBest View Post
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Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?
Before 911, people did report their gay children. Thy dropped them off in appropriate containers that would keep other children safe from their influence until a time at which the proper authorities could pick it up and administer punishment. With recent cut-backs, most municipalities don't offer this service, and parents are expected to punish their gay toddlers at home. You can thank Obama for that, too.Originally posted by AtheismTheBest View Post
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?
You must be the love of Jesus into its gay bottom! Proverbs 23:14 "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
I would suggest you take the toddler, and beat the gay out of him, and beat Jesus into him! While you are doing the beating you should read scripture to the sinful toddler. I suggest you repeat the following verses during the beating.
Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
1 Corinthians 6:9 "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind"
Jude 1:7 " Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire."
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
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Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?
Spanking will do no good, neither will ANY form of punishment.
Here's a little something for you Spanking-supporters:
“So whatever you wish that others would do to you, do also to them, for this is the Law and the Prophets."
-Matthew 7:12
So do you want the same punishments? I thought so.Comment
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Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?
And TECHNICALLY, wouldn't it be the PARENTS' sinful acts of adultery that brought this, quote-on-quote, "abomination" onto the Earth?Comment
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