Arrested for assualting a homer

[Cantankeros josh]

Ok so i was at the pub the other night and a guy started talking to me, we chatted for a while and had a few drinks, then after about an hour he leant over and tried to kiss me, i backed away and went outside, i was out there for about a minute when he came out, he kept trying to convince me to go back to his place, and i kept saying no.

Then i just got sick of him and snapped, i punched him in the side of the head he fell and hit his head on the ground knocking him out, naturally the cops were called and i was arrested.

So was it bad that used violence instead of trying to change his way's, bad that i would rather injure him then try to save him?.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Arrested for assualting a homer

I might advise caution in striking a diseased pariah homo pervert.

You might inadvertently touch his vile secretions, exudations, or pernicious spoor and contract the AIDS, or by now, something worse, like butt or dick cancer.


You can't be too careful dealing with what passes for unclean lepers these days.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Arrested for assualting a homer

What were you doing in a queer bar?

[Levi Jones]

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Fortunately things like that have never happened to me. I guess I exude a manly glow of Jesus about myself. My dreamy deep blues eyes must warn those homers that I would never be interested in groping sweaty man sex with them.

It sounds like you have a good self defense claim, pal. I recommend lawyering up.

[Cantankeros josh]

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What were you doing in a queer bar?

it's not a gay bar, there are four bars in my town and none of them gay, in all reality if one was built it would be burnt to the ground, the town i live in is well very homephobic, everyone but the gay's hate the gay's, yet they keep turning up.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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it's not a gay bar, there are four bars in my town and none of them gay, in all reality if one was built it would be burnt to the ground, the town i live in is well very homephobic, everyone but the gay's hate the gay's, yet they keep turning up.

You were in a bar.

The bar contained a queer.

That sounds like a queer bar to me.

What church do you attend? Have you introduced yourself here yet? If not, then please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Arrested for assualting a homer

Ok so i was at the pub the other night and a guy started talking to me, we chatted for a while and had a few drinks, then after about an hour he leant over and tried to kiss me, i backed away and went outside, i was out there for about a minute when he came out, he kept trying to convince me to go back to his place, and i kept saying no.

Then i just got sick of him and snapped, i punched him in the side of the head he fell and hit his head on the ground knocking him out, naturally the cops were called and i was arrested.

So was it bad that used violence instead of trying to change his way's, bad that i would rather injure him then try to save him?.

Even touching him in that circumstance means you could well have caught The Gay.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Arrested for assualting a homer

Ok so i was at the pub the other night and a guy started talking to me, we chatted for a while and had a few drinks, then after about an hour he leant over and tried to kiss me, i backed away and went outside, i was out there for about a minute when he came out, he kept trying to convince me to go back to his place, and i kept saying no.

Then i just got sick of him and snapped, i punched him in the side of the head he fell and hit his head on the ground knocking him out, naturally the cops were called and i was arrested.

So was it bad that used violence instead of trying to change his way's, bad that i would rather injure him then try to save him?.

You should have stoned him to death:

"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." Lev. 20:13 - KJV

His intent was sodomy. God said it and we trust in Him.

Yours in His name

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Arrested for assualting a homer

It was self-defense plain and simple, no court could possibly rule otherwise.

[jennabenna]

Re: Arrested for assualting a homer

I might advise caution in striking a diseased pariah homo pervert.

You might inadvertently touch his vile secretions, exudations, or pernicious spoor and contract the AIDS, or by now, something worse, like butt or dick cancer.


You can't be too careful dealing with what passes for unclean lepers these days.

Aids is generally an STD, although it can be transmitted by bad blood transplants and sharing needles for intravenous drugs. You cannot get it from touching, hugging, talking to, looking at or (Gasp!) kissing an infected person. And cancer can only be obtained by either having unlucky genes or exposing yourself to a lot of smoke or radiation.
Come on. Can't you even try to learn anything?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Arrested for assualting a homer

Aids is generally an STD, although it can be transmitted by bad blood transplants and sharing needles for intravenous drugs. You cannot get it from touching, hugging, talking to, looking at or (Gasp!) kissing an infected person. And cancer can only be obtained by either having unlucky genes or exposing yourself to a lot of smoke or radiation.
Come on. Can't you even try to learn anything?

God decides who Gets the AIDS. When really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you.

Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:

14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:

14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:

14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:

14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?

Can't you ever learn anything?

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Arrested for assualting a homer

Aids is generally an STD, although it can be transmitted by bad blood transplants and sharing needles for intravenous drugs. You cannot get it from touching, hugging, talking to, looking at or (Gasp!) kissing an infected person. And cancer can only be obtained by either having unlucky genes or exposing yourself to a lot of smoke or radiation.
Come on. Can't you even try to learn anything?

You are a niave fool

And what about Hepatitas.........A highly contagious and dangerous disease that can be transmitted just by in public casual conact.
It is a fact that Homers have a disproportionate infection incidence of all Hepatitas strains - Hepatitias is universaly recognised as being a transmitable disease derived from the "Gay" bacteria that engulfs the bodies of all Homers

[Nobar King]

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I'm worried about Josh, though, now that he's gay and has the AIDS.

[jennabenna]

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You are a niave fool

And what about Hepatitas.........A highly contagious and dangerous disease that can be transmitted just by in public casual conact.
It is a fact that Homers have a disproportionate infection incidence of all Hepatitas strains - Hepatitias is universaly recognised as being a transmitable disease derived from the "Gay" bacteria that engulfs the bodies of all Homers

Did you mean to say Hepatitis, by chance? I couldn't tell.
Anyway, Hepatitis is more common among gay men because they tend to refrain from wearing condoms, thinking, I guess, that since neither partner can get pregnant, there's no need.

[Rebuko the Clown]

Re: Arrested for assualting a homer

As a person with a long, tangled history of court appearances and waking up in the drunk tank at the local jail, I would think that I know a thing or two about the law. This was clearly self-defense. In fact, it appears to me that Josh was simply defending himself from rape. It is quite obvious what the gay predator's actions were....kiss him, and if he resists, forcibly insert himself into one of Josh's orifices. Fortunately, Josh fought off the attacker using a pre-emptive strike.

Hell, that cop on here says its self-defense and since when are cops wrong about the law? It's their job to uphold the law, so they know it in and out. So you have people on both sides of the law telling that it is self-defense.

I just hope you don't get some activist liberal judge who will throw you in prison because they refuse to see the facts!