[Titus Templeton]

Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

Everything should be ok now. I will now ask god for forgiveness for my sins.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

The sheer amount of ignorance in this thread is astounding. While some homosexuals do engage in scat fetishes, the vast majority of them do not. Professor Bessemer is nothing more than a self-loathing homosexual who projects his own insecurities outwards onto the faces of innocent people. Bessemer is so ashamed of himself and what he likes that he has to rationalize that in assuming that all homosexuals are like that. Personally, I think he should just stop with the "True Christian" charade and take himself down to a gay bar and have some jolly good fun with a dozen or so anonymous men that night. He'd feel better if he was more honest with himself.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

The sheer amount of ignorance in this thread is astounding. While some homosexuals do engage in scat fetishes, the vast majority of them do not. Professor Bessemer is nothing more than a self-loathing homosexual who projects his own insecurities outwards onto the faces of innocent people. Bessemer is so ashamed of himself and what he likes that he has to rationalize that in assuming that all homosexuals are like that. Personally, I think he should just stop with the "True Christian" charade and take himself down to a gay bar and have some jolly good fun with a dozen or so anonymous men that night. He'd feel better if he was more honest with himself.

I seem to recall a posting a while back from you about the perversions you enjoy with your "wife", My'Shelle.

I also recall temporarily losing vision in one eye due to a broken blood vessel, the result of half an hour of violent vomiting and dry heaves.

Why must you homosexuals be so disgusting? Is it to insult Jesus?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

The sheer amount of ignorance in this thread is astounding. While some homosexuals do engage in scat fetishes, the vast majority of them do not. Professor Bessemer is nothing more than a self-loathing homosexual who projects his own insecurities outwards onto the faces of innocent people. Bessemer is so ashamed of himself and what he likes that he has to rationalize that in assuming that all homosexuals are like that. Personally, I think he should just stop with the "True Christian" charade and take himself down to a gay bar and have some jolly good fun with a dozen or so anonymous men that night. He'd feel better if he was more honest with himself.

While that was actually well written and in some ways a pleasure to read, that does not make the asinine comments and wrong headed reasoning any more correct. Professor X, it is you that is projecting your biases onto me. I never said that every disgusting queer in the world was as addicted as I was to exotic bowel movements.

On the contrary, while I was a practicing sodomite, I probably only met fifty or so homos that shared this disgusting fetish with me. I will spare the good people of Landover an account of the ten man scat orgy I participated in in 1991, as I am nothing if not discreet. But you professor X, you are the bigot here, because you insist on painting all perverted queers with the same rose colored brush.

Sodomania is a complex disease, and all that choose to suffer from it display a veritable panoply of perversions. Coprophilia is only one of the disgusting compulsions common in sodomites. The average homosexual indulges in any number of paraphilias including, but not limited to dendrophilia, catheter play, mysophilia, vicarious arousal, pedophilia, infibulation, apotemnophilia, exhibitionism, bestiality, necrophilia, necrobestialism, nosophilia, and genuphallation. While all queers are equally hated by God and destined for hell unless they decide to cure themselves, for you to act as if they all exhibit the exact same symptoms is quite naive and insulting.

And as to your advice that I should visit a homosexual drinking establishment, you will pardon me if ignore your suggestion. I am a heterosexual man professor X, and I have no need to immerse myself into that particular pool of depravity ever again. I get all the fellowshipping I need from other cured Ex-Gays©. Why, just last weekend, I spent a considerable amount of time on my knees with senator Larry Craig, praying with and ministering to him. I will leave the "gay bars" as you call them to the unrepentant sodomites who have yet to decide to come to Jesus.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

The sheer amount of ignorance in this thread is astounding. While some homosexuals do engage in scat fetishes, the vast majority of them do not. Professor Bessemer is nothing more than a self-loathing homosexual who projects his own insecurities outwards onto the faces of innocent people. Bessemer is so ashamed of himself and what he likes that he has to rationalize that in assuming that all homosexuals are like that. Personally, I think he should just stop with the "True Christian" charade and take himself down to a gay bar and have some jolly good fun with a dozen or so anonymous men that night. He'd feel better if he was more honest with himself.

Lawanda,

You could never understand. Professor Bessemer fought the devil and won.

He has had strength in Christ here in explaining just how difficult it was to abandon the pleasure of three feet of feces sliding past his prostate, working it back into his colon. Back and forth, back and forth.

He cured the faggotry with an anal closure and could not return to that life if he wanted to.

He has repented, have you?

In Christ!

[Morgana]

Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

So shall I get you all a glass of Epsom Salts or just a table spoon of Castor Oil? Both work wonders!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

So shall I get you all a glass of Epsom Salts or just a table spoon of Castor Oil? Both work wonders!

The Word of God is Nature's Laxative, my dear.

Put on therefore, as the elect of God, holy and beloved, bowels of mercies,
kindness, humbleness of mind, meekness, longsuffering;
Forbearing one another, and forgiving one another, if any man have a quarrel against any:
even as Christ forgave you, so also do ye.
And above all these things put on charity, which is the bond of perfectness.
And let the peace of God rule in your hearts, to the which also ye are called in one body; and be ye thankful.

Colossians 3:12-15

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

The Word of God is Nature's Laxative, my dear.

Colossians 3:12-15

This thread is an example of Landover Baptist's commitment to both happiness and health. Both are available through Jesus.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

I can't imagine going more than an hour or two without moving one's bowels. If I had that kind of control, I'd still have my stage acting career.