[Titus Templeton]

Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

SHIT!!!! This is good stuff! Not surprised that this thread is from a German - for some reason you guys are expert in this topic
But WTF! Seriously... what are you talking about? I would like to see the doctor who did tell you this was correct!!!!

Please discuss the issue with seriousness. Making fun about everything dont give you a place in heaven.


Matthew 7

13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.


And i want to thank Professor Bessemer for his honest descriptions. I can imagine that it is not easy to share such personal experiences.

[Pasty]

Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

Please discuss the issue with seriousness. Making fun about everything dont give you a place in heaven.

This issue is not serious.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

This issue is not serious.

Friend, I can assure you that the topic of human waste is very serious indeed. It has caused me grief that I cannot hope to make you understand. My previous post on the topic was worded as simply and as clinically as I could for decencies sake. What I could not convey was the amount of both emotional and physical pain and suffering that my battle with auto-erotic fecophillia caused me.

I was hopelessly addicted to exotic bowel movements. Whether it was a prodigious amount, a strange color or consistency, or even a particular odor, I always wanted a more intense experience. This drove me to eat stranger and stranger foods, to seek out bizarre ingredients in frightening foreign markets, and to alternately starve or gorge myself, depending on the particular "kick" I was looking for.

The final straw came after I had eaten nothing but Moroccan food, aged sharp cheddar cheese, and habenero peppers for four days straight. I had limited my liquid intake to six ounces of lime juice per day, so I was extremely dehydrated. I could feel nearly all of my internal organs spasming as I mixed up a new drug cocktail of my old stand by mescaline, but with a kicker of butazamine and 2CB. But this time I had gone too far.

As the powerful hallucinogens began to alter my perceptions, I could feel something was wrong. The mass I had created in my intestines was too intense. It seemed angry and alive, and as hard as a diamond! I lost consciousness before I even made it into the bathroom. And when I awoke in a daze with my loins seemingly on fire, the sticky puddle I was lying was not feces, but blood. I had just enough time to dial 911 before I slipped into a coma.

A few days later, when I regained consciousness, I convinced the doctors to perform my rectumectomy. Never again would I "chase the dragon" of fecophillia. It was during my recovery that I found the Lord. There is something glorious about having a large section of your digestive tract removed, something that brought me at least to understand the love of Jesus Christ! Glory!

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

Hello lovely True Christians, wrong Christians and Atheist negros,

I want to tell you something, which is an very important topic for me.

I want to speak about defecate or making poo.

When you defecate every day, there is no danger for you.
The poo is so small that you have no feelings while doing it. But when you do it every 5 or 6 days, the poo gets so big and much that it could give you some feelings which are wrong and could send you into the hellfire!

1.kor 6,9:
9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

Gays like to wait weeks before they do it!!

Yes, they wait weeks before they defecate. Because when they have no other man to do sodomy,they wait weeks and then when they go to toilett they get an orgasm because of their prostate

Psalm 139:2:

139:1 O lord, thou hast searched me, and known me.
139:2 Thou knowest my downsitting and mine uprising, thou understandest my thought afar off.
139:3 Thou compassest my path and my lying down, and art acquainted with all my ways.
139:4 For there is not a word in my tongue, but, lo, O LORD, thou knowest it altogether.
139:5 Thou hast beset me behind and before, and laid thine hand upon me.


So my advice is to defecate every day and you have no problems with this subject.
Keep in mind that god is everywhere!

Thanks.

"Atheist negros" hmmmmm he hates the blacks and the gays it seams, he properly also hate the jew and is located in Germany hmmm....
Well he seams to be really into poo so he must be German.

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

I had not brought this up before as it seemed indelicate. But since the subject has reared its ugly head, I will address the topic. Part of my Ex-Gay© surgery that resulted in my impotence involved the voluntary removal of my colon and the surgical closure of my anus. I believe I was the first person ever in the state of Iowa to have a voluntary rectumectomy.

Truth be told, my anus and colon were in terrible shape at the time anyway, due to the thousands of erect penises that I had taken into my backside during my years as a filthy power bottom size queen. It was actually just a matter of time before everything in that area ceased to function anyway, but I decided to nip the problem "in the bud", as it were,



When I was in the grips of my sodomania and had a functioning lower GI tract, the only thing I liked better than receiving a good pounding from several overly endowed homos was passing a large amount of feces. As was stated earlier in this thread, I would not empty my bowels for days at a time. While I was building up a good load, I would eat pounds and pounds of oat bran, peanuts, popcorn, and brown rice pasta.

When I could no longer take the strain, I would take a large dose of pure mescaline and make my way to the bathroom. As the first waves of horrifying hallucinations began, I would also dose myself with amyl nitrate and nitrous oxide. At this point my bowels would loose themselves almost of their own accord. Suffice to say that this would often lead to quite a mess.

At the time I believed I was enjoying myself, but in reality I was destroying a part of my body by using it in a manner that the Lord never intended. I praise Jesus every time I empty a colostomy bag that He saw fit to come into my life when He did. Otherwise, I could at this very minute be lying on the cold tile of my bathroom floor, semi conscious and hallucinating, covered in my own excrement.

Em hi.
I'm just here to tell you that you're not a professor unless you get a PhD from a REAL university.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

Em hi.
I'm just here to tell you that you're not a professor unless you get a PhD from a REAL university.

Landover Baptist University is a real university, in fact, more real than most other universities because it is a place where students learn the Truth, instead of being some kind of secular brainwashing center where they deal with crazy beliefs and indoctrination of liberal ideas.

[landoverlover]

Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

Reading this, if I didn't know better I'd think Borat is doing another movie.

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

Landover Baptist University is a real university, in fact, more real than most other universities because it is a place where students learn the Truth, instead of being some kind of secular brainwashing center where they deal with crazy beliefs and indoctrination of liberal ideas.

I don't need a man telling me what is a real university when he himself earned an "scientific" award for and I quote "For helping to prove the earth is flat, that negroes should be slaves, and that stars are really diamonds.".
Congratulation for your True Scientist award oh man of little knowledge, I hope you're proud.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

I don't need a man telling me what is a real university when he himself earned an "scientific" award for and I quote "For helping to prove the earth is flat, that negroes should be slaves, and that stars are really diamonds.".
Congratulation for your True Scientist award oh man of little knowledge, I hope you're proud.

I assure you my multiple PhDs are genuine friend. I received them all from accredited, Bible based Christian universities. The fact that Scientheistic disciplines are not recognized by the secular scientific community is actually an honor.

The Bible is the highest authority on all topics and I would actually be quite embarrassed to call myself a doctor in any secular area of study. But I am proud to call myself a Young Earth Theophysicist, a doctor of Flood Geology, and the head Scientheist at Landover Baptist University! Glory!

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

I assure you my multiple PhDs are genuine friend. I received them all from accredited, Bible based Christian universities. The fact that Scientheistic disciplines are not recognized by the secular scientific community is actually an honor.

The Bible is the highest authority on all topics and I would actually be quite embarrassed to call myself a doctor in any secular area of study. But I am proud to call myself a Young Earth Theophysicist, a doctor of Flood Geology, and the head Scientheist at Landover Baptist University! Glory!

Then by all means miss PhD sprinkle me with the "fact" you've gathered so far, surprise me with all the data that you've gathered by many years of research.
Oh oh I know tell me about all the data that proves that there was a massive flood that flooded the entire earth less than 7000 years ago.
Sure I've got a mountain of facts that tells me that the earth is older than that but I'm gonna throw you a bone.
Then again you could call yourself a philosopher studying the bible and give up your doctor tittle so we both can be satisfied, but if you're gonna carry the tittle of doctor then you've also got to act like one and be a man of facts.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

Then by all means miss PhD sprinkle me with the "fact" you've gathered so far, surprise me with all the data that you've gathered by many years of research.
Oh oh I know tell me about all the data that proves that there was a massive flood that flooded the entire earth less than 7000 years ago.
Sure I've got a mountain of facts that tells me that the earth is older than that but I'm gonna throw you a bone.
Then again you could call yourself a philosopher studying the bible and give up your doctor tittle so we both can be satisfied, but if you're gonna carry the tittle of doctor then you've also got to act like one and be a man of facts.

Don't you think the first person observations of The Bible trump the speculative conclusions of your "facts"?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

Then by all means miss PhD sprinkle me with the "fact" you've gathered so far, surprise me with all the data that you've gathered by many years of research.
Oh oh I know tell me about all the data that proves that there was a massive flood that flooded the entire earth less than 7000 years ago.
Sure I've got a mountain of facts that tells me that the earth is older than that but I'm gonna throw you a bone.
Then again you could call yourself a philosopher studying the bible and give up your doctor tittle so we both can be satisfied, but if you're gonna carry the tittle of doctor then you've also got to act like one and be a man of facts.

I do not have the time to spoon feed self evident facts to an unsaved, rude teenager. If you have any questions about the earth and its formation, simply read Genesis. If you have questions beyond that, I suggest you use the Google to search for Young Earth Geology.

And I am a man by the way, just as God made me except for the aforementioned elective rectumectomy I underwent during my Ex-Gay© treatment.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

Forgive me, i am unworthy.

Finally, a post from you with which we can all agree!

Now, what are you going to do to make yourself less repulsive in the eyes of our Lord?

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

Now, what are you going to do to make yourself less repulsive in the eyes of our Lord?

I follow gods will daily, whatever it cost.

Luke 9:23
And he said to them all, If any man will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross daily, and follow me.

I read the bible as much as i can. Because the bible help me to know gods will.

Psalm 119:105
Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.

I pray to the lord and he will give me wisdom.

James 1:5
If any of you lacks wisdom, he should ask God, who gives generously to all without finding fault, and it will be given to him.

And at least, i will listen to the adivice of the godly True Christian men and woman that god has placed in my live.

Proverbs 12:15
The way of a fool seems right to him, but a wise man listens to advice.

Proverbs 15:22
Plans fail for lack of counsel, but with many advisors they succeed.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY!

All well said! Yet here you are with your signature directing people to this very thread for which you have apologized.

What should we believe from this?