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  • Bob4God
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    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
    Hands folded for Jesus
     
    • Apr 2008
    • 5274

    #1

    National Coming Out Day: DON'T!

    I was informed that today, October 11, is National Coming Out day for closeted queers everywhere.

    I would like to take this moment and say to gays everywhere, stay in your closets, please!

    The last thing this suffering country needs is another gay standing up and saying that he or she is not afraid to be who they are and they are not going to be ashamed anymore, and whatever.

    Well the truth is you should be ashamed, and you have no business seeking acceptance from a True Christian nation who would as soon kill you than see you integrated into society.

    Don't come out of that closet expecting the rest of us to treat you with anything but the same kind of disdain and disgust we would treat any diseased, mangy animal with.

    Stay in the closet until you have either prayed your gay away, or died in quiet solitude. Think of it this way: You may be spend your life alone, but the positive side is that it's a small sacrifice you can make to the rest of us so that we do not have to be uncomfortable.

    For those of you who have already come out, well, try going back into the closet, but make it a prayer closet! You can be cured!

    As for the rest of us and our children, we will serve the LORD.
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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22363

    #2
    Re: National Coming Out Day: DON'T!

    There should be a law against closets without locks.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • handmaiden
      Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 11329

      #3
      Re: National Coming Out Day: DON'T!

      Do you think that Emily Dickenson was gay? She didn't get out much.



      Musingly Yours,

      Handmaiden
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

      Guns For God and the Economy

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: National Coming Out Day: DON'T!

        Why do homers have to "come out," anyway? Those of us who have kept the one God-given sexual orientation don't constantly broadcast our heterosexuality to the whole world. In fact, from what I've been told about mainstream secular pop culture, the subject hardly ever comes up at all.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • LordHaveMercy
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          Forum Member
          • Oct 2010
          • 171

          #5
          Re: National Coming Out Day: DON'T!

          Just to be sure, I am encouraging everyone in my congregation to nail the doors shut on all their closets. You can't be too careful!
          He is the tower of salvation for his king: and sheweth mercy to his anointed, unto David, and to his seed for evermore. 2 Samuel 22:51
          God, Guns and BBQ make AMERICA great!

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          • Brother Harold Porter
            Landover Senior Outreach
            Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 8236

            #6
            Re: National Coming Out Day: DON'T!

            Great, another day of rainbow-waving homos

            We can only hope that the Centers for Disease Control issues the appropriate alert for the very real threat of infectious disease for the day. Millions of sissyfags, normally reclusive (as it should be), among us. Breathing our air, coughing on public transit and drooling at all the other queers that arouse them. The vortex of the AIDS swirling all around us.

            I think I will be IN the prayer closet all day just to be safe.

            May God have an enjoyable day with the mass-smiting of the homosexual threat!
            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: National Coming Out Day: DON'T!

              I go in and out of a closet every day. Doesn't everyone? I don't see why that should make me so special to deserve an entire day dedicated to it. Weird.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • BelieverInGod
                Fourm Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 9269

                #8
                Re: National Coming Out Day: DON'T!

                So when exactly is "white middle class heterosexual male day" and will there be a pride parade?
                Drama queen

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                • handmaiden
                  Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 11329

                  #9
                  Re: National Coming Out Day: DON'T!

                  Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                  So when exactly is "white middle class heterosexual male day" and will there be a pride parade?

                  That would be called "Labor Day" because they are the only ones doing any real work anymore.




                  Supportively Yours,

                  Handmaiden
                  His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                  Guns For God and the Economy

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                  • handmaiden
                    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 11329

                    #10
                    Re: National Coming Out Day: DON'T!

                    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                    So when exactly is "white middle class heterosexual male day" and will there be a pride parade?
                    That would be "Labor Day" because they are the only ones doing any real work.




                    Supportively Yours,

                    Handmaiden
                    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                    Guns For God and the Economy

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #11
                      Re: National Coming Out Day: DON'T!

                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                      So when exactly is "white middle class heterosexual male day" and will there be a pride parade?
                      No, since it's still acceptable to persecute us, while everyone else gets special privileges.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                      • Titus Templeton
                        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                        Jesus macht frei
                        True Christian™
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 5912

                        #12
                        Re: National Coming Out Day: DON'T!

                        I still cant believe that such a day exists. The unmoral spits on everyones face!
                        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                        -Holocaust Jokes
                        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                        • Zarachiel
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                          • Oct 2010
                          • 15

                          #13
                          Re: National Coming Out Day: DON'T!

                          Women don't have real jobs?

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22363

                            #14
                            Re: National Coming Out Day: DON'T!

                            Originally posted by Zarachiel View Post
                            Women don't have real jobs?
                            Of course not, men do.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Zarachiel
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                              • Oct 2010
                              • 15

                              #15
                              Re: National Coming Out Day: DON'T!

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              Of course not, men do.
                              Is being a doctor and saving lives a real job? If so, there are no women doctors, and my physician is secretly a man.

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