[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

My Christian Brethren,

I am excited to anounce that the success of my program has been phenomonal. Countless victories for Jesus Christ in leading the sinful fag away from the loins of strange men and into a personal relationship with God, praise Him!

The next step, of course, was to publish help for the doomed queer in book form, as much of the insignificant world is without access to the World Wide Web, yet plagued with roaming hordes of predatory and aggressive sodomites.

Place your orders now and be prepared to save the next homeless fag you meet! $49.95 per copy, introductory price, this week only! PM with Paypal or CC information. No checks, please.



In Christ

[demonwhore]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

Thanks for your wisdom Brother Harold! I thought I defeated bulldykeism but had an intense relapse todayneedless to say I have already started your program!

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

Back when I was younger and still gay, and would be involved in the most disgusting of acts with my ankles on someone's shoulders and the top of my head pounding against the wall, I would pause to consider that this can get mighty painful and surely something so uncomfortable cannot be according to God's plan. Moreover, I had an unnatural flexibility of the spine which permitted a most perverted type of self love while being subjected to the most violent of penetrations.

The morning after, I would sit and reflect that "natural" love surely did not entail this sort of discomfort continuing for a good 48 hours after my partner's departure. I considered a range of non-Biblical options, from vowing to seek only partners of the Caucasian or Asian races or purchasing industrial strength oils, but these options were unsuitable as black men attracted me in the most fierce of ways and lubricants made for santorum of unseemly quantities.

Behold I found Landover and Brother Porter and Professor Bessemer and Jesus entered my heart and I have since abandoned my homosexualism in virtually all respects. Praise to Jesus and to God for creating these men, whose works bring souls to Jesus. Matthew 7:16.

[demonwhore]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

Thanks for your wisdom Brother Harold! I thought I defeated bulldykeism but had an intense relapse todayneedless to say I have already started your program!

Question. Say I only did things involving a girls anus, is that gay? Its not even sex really.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

Question. Say I only did things involving a girls anus, is that gay? Its not even sex really.

Face the facts; you really wanted to have butt sex with a man friend. Just because it was a woman doesn't count.

Gay sex is gay sex. End of discussion.

[demonwhore]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

Face the facts; you really wanted to have butt sex with a man friend. Just because it was a woman doesn't count.

Gay sex is gay sex. End of discussion.

I am a woman

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

I am a woman

Do you have your husband's permission to be here?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

I am a woman

I'm sorry.

But unless you are a caregiver providing hygiene for a gimp or a retarded, any intentional contact with the anus of another person is indeed homosexual. No mentally healthy person would be interested in such foul activity.

I think you need to pray.

In Christ

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

Dear Friend,

I am a woman

My sincere condolences.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

I am a woman

You're a lezbean though, so that doesn't count.

[demonwhore]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

You're a lezbean though, so that doesn't count.

I still feel like I'm not a lezbean only had a lapse in judgement, all women in the world find women more attractive than men and would rather have sex with women then men. I was simply weak and gave in to my desires

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

all women in the world find women more attractive than men and would rather have sex with women then men

You are truly a Hell bound God mocking slut!

1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."

[demonwhore]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

You are truly a Hell bound God mocking slut!

1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."

I thought this was the case? is it not? Now I am really worried im not normal someone please tell me all girls are attracted to girls? this is normal right?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

I thought this was the case? is it not? Now I am really worried im not normal someone please tell me all girls are attracted to girls? this is normal right?

Lesbian sex is a common male fantasy. The only possible reason a woman would be attracted to another woman is entice a man to have sex with her. (I mean it's not like women grow penises when they turn lebso - which is at a drop of a hat)

[demonwhore]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

Lesbian sex is a common male fantasy. The only possible reason a woman would be attracted to another woman is entice a man to have sex with her. (I mean it's not like women grow penises when they turn lebso - which is at a drop of a hat)

So it is common, and all girls do get attracted to other girls? This is such a relief!!!