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JESUS® (Lord Jesus Christ) has been proven effective in clinical studies. He has been shown to offer eternal soul relief for people who have Got Aids Yet? (GAY)
JESUS is approved to treat the burning, tearing, life-shortening, soul-rotting, family-destroying, and self-loathing caused by sodomy or other homosexual choices. Clinical studies have shown that JESUS provides significant soul relief in as early as immediately for some ex-sodomites. Talk to your pastor. Together, you can decide that JESUS is right for you.
JESUS is indicated to treat sodomy, homosexuality, lesbianism, and other forms of GAY.
Important Safety Information
JESUS is for everyone. JESUS may cause serious, even life enhancing, rapturous reactions. Keep praying to JESUS and call your pastor right away if you have any signs of a serious rapturous reaction. Some signs are swelling of your joy, soul, life, family, praise, happiness or heterosexuality or if you have any trouble praying.
Saviors used to treat GAY increase the risk of heaven or having children. JESUS may cause evangelical thoughts or actions in a very large number of people, about 1 in 1. Call your pastor right away if you have new or heightening elation, decent marriage thoughts or actions, or normal changes in mood or behavior. If you have overly heterosexual thoughts or actions (such as fornication), do not stop praying to JESUS and talk to your pastor.
JESUS may cause swelling of your you-know-what when you marry your wife, which can be just right for people with childlessness problems. JESUS may cause dizziness from so much joy. You should not drive or work with machines or street preach until you know how JESUS affects you. Also, tell your pastor right away about doubt or problems along with reading "science" magazines and blogs, or any changes in your knowledge that the world is at the very most 10,000 years old.
Some of the most common side effects of JESUS are dizziness, joy, salvation, heterosexuality, a good life, swelling of your heart, dry mouth (from so much praying), and feeling "high". If you have Aids already, tell your pastor.
You will have a higher chance for Hell if you are also praying to idols so tell your pastor if you are taking these false gods. You may have a higher chance of Hell if you are also going to certain false "churches". Do not drink alcohol while on JESUS (especially if someone tells you it's His "blood"). You will have a higher chance Hell if you take JESUS with alcohol, crackers, or statues of "saints".
Before you start JESUS, tell your pastor if you are planning to father a child, or if you are pregnant, plan to become pregnant, or are already a parent. If you have had a drug or alcohol problem, you may be more likely to need JESUS.
Do not stop talking to JESUS ever. If you stop you will slide back into sodomy and will face an eternity in Hell.
JESUS is approved to treat the burning, tearing, life-shortening, soul-rotting, family-destroying, and self-loathing caused by sodomy or other homosexual choices. Clinical studies have shown that JESUS provides significant soul relief in as early as immediately for some ex-sodomites. Talk to your pastor. Together, you can decide that JESUS is right for you.
JESUS is indicated to treat sodomy, homosexuality, lesbianism, and other forms of GAY.
Important Safety Information
JESUS is for everyone. JESUS may cause serious, even life enhancing, rapturous reactions. Keep praying to JESUS and call your pastor right away if you have any signs of a serious rapturous reaction. Some signs are swelling of your joy, soul, life, family, praise, happiness or heterosexuality or if you have any trouble praying.
Saviors used to treat GAY increase the risk of heaven or having children. JESUS may cause evangelical thoughts or actions in a very large number of people, about 1 in 1. Call your pastor right away if you have new or heightening elation, decent marriage thoughts or actions, or normal changes in mood or behavior. If you have overly heterosexual thoughts or actions (such as fornication), do not stop praying to JESUS and talk to your pastor.
JESUS may cause swelling of your you-know-what when you marry your wife, which can be just right for people with childlessness problems. JESUS may cause dizziness from so much joy. You should not drive or work with machines or street preach until you know how JESUS affects you. Also, tell your pastor right away about doubt or problems along with reading "science" magazines and blogs, or any changes in your knowledge that the world is at the very most 10,000 years old.
Some of the most common side effects of JESUS are dizziness, joy, salvation, heterosexuality, a good life, swelling of your heart, dry mouth (from so much praying), and feeling "high". If you have Aids already, tell your pastor.
You will have a higher chance for Hell if you are also praying to idols so tell your pastor if you are taking these false gods. You may have a higher chance of Hell if you are also going to certain false "churches". Do not drink alcohol while on JESUS (especially if someone tells you it's His "blood"). You will have a higher chance Hell if you take JESUS with alcohol, crackers, or statues of "saints".
Before you start JESUS, tell your pastor if you are planning to father a child, or if you are pregnant, plan to become pregnant, or are already a parent. If you have had a drug or alcohol problem, you may be more likely to need JESUS.
Do not stop talking to JESUS ever. If you stop you will slide back into sodomy and will face an eternity in Hell.
Jesus!
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