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  • Now There's an App For Curing Homersexurality!

    Well finally we can say something positive about the demonic Apple company. It seems they have produced a useful "app" for curing queers and turning them to Jesus. Of course the radical homer lobby hates the idea. I say Shout GLORY!



    Apple under fire from gay rights groups after approving iPhone app 'cure' for homosexuality

    Computer firm Apple has approved an iPhone and iPad application which claims to ‘cure’ gay people.

    The app, called Exodus International, is targeted at ‘homosexual strugglers’ and teaches them that gay people have a choice about their sexuality.

    Its Christian makers claim the app gives them a chance of ‘freedom from homosexuality through the power of Jesus’.

    The free programme, which is available in Britain, was given four out of five stars by Apple, which means it is deemed to have ‘no objectionable content’.

    But the computing giant is now under pressure after gay rights campaigners started a petition to have it withdrawn.

    U.S. pressure group Change.org said that Exodus' claims are 'hateful and bigoted' and send out an appalling message.

    'Apple doesn't allow racist or anti-Semitic apps in its app store, yet it gives the green light to an app targeting vulnerable LGBT youth with the message that their sexual orientation is a "sin that will make your heart sick" and a "counterfeit",' Change.org writes on the petition, which has got 35,000 signatures.

    'This is a double standard that has the potential for devastating consequences. Apple needs to be told, loud and clear, that this is unacceptable.' On Apple’s iTunes store customers were similarly appalled.

    Keith Hopster wrote: 'As a straight man i find this app offensive and totally inappropriate, we have young gay people around the world killing themselves as a direct result of religious beliefs and Apple allows this.

    'I am disgusted with Apple and will think twice before I purchase any more Apple products until this is removed from the site.' Adam.iphone added: 'How can apple have let this app pass? This app is promoting religion based bullying and homophobia. As a straight Christian I am appalled!'

    Last year Apple pulled a pro-Christian app which criticised gay people called the 'Manhattan Declaration' after Change.org handed over a 7,000-strong petition against it.

    Exodus, which claims to be the world's largest ministry for individuals and families 'impacted by homosexuality', has defended the app.

    The organisation claims it is a useful resource for men, women, parents, students, and ministry leaders and should be allowed to remain on iTunes.

    Its leaders have also said they are 'committed to encouraging, educating and equipping the Body of Christ to address the issue of homosexuality with grace and truth'.
    I can understand why they decided to run this program in Godless England first. The place is rife with queers.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Now There's an App For Curing Homersexurality!

    I don't own an iPhone, but now I'm considering one do you think it has an app for gaydar?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Now There's an App For Curing Homersexurality!

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      I don't own an iPhone, but now I'm considering one do you think it has an app for gaydar?
      Are you gay?
      Leviticus 19:29 (King James Version)

      29: Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.

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      • #4
        Re: Now There's an App For Curing Homersexurality!

        Originally posted by PrinsesseAnja View Post
        Are you gay?
        I don't think I would need help with my gaydar if I was a fag. I was hoping that an iPhone would have an app to help me avoid you homosexuals.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • #5
          Re: Now There's an App For Curing Homersexurality!

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          I don't think I would need help with my gaydar if I was a fag. I was hoping that an iPhone would have an app to help me avoid you homosexuals.
          No, it only helps cure homosaxuals.
          Leviticus 19:29 (King James Version)

          29: Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.

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          • #6
            Re: Now There's an App For Curing Homersexurality!

            Originally posted by PrinsesseAnja View Post
            No, it only helps cure homosaxuals.
            I hear that they have hundreds of apps for the iPhone. There must be someone working on a gaydar app.

            Edit-- Praise Jesus!!! There actually is an app to help you avoid those fags!!!
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #7
              Re: Now There's an App For Curing Homersexurality!

              I don't plan on buying an ipone. My pocket Gaydar is working quite well.

              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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              • #8
                Re: Now There's an App For Curing Homersexurality!

                Shout Glory!!!
                I hope God and sweet Jesus will cure Steve Jobs of his illness now he has started to walk the path towards being a True Christian(tm)!

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                • #9
                  Finally Apple/Mac helps cure you of the gay

                  Friends, we all know the majority of those who use an Apple/Mac computer are homersexuals. It appears (ever since Steve Jobs was smited with cancer) that Apple is trying to do the right thing.

                  They now offer you an app to help gays become ex-gays.

                  You can get it here from the good folks at Exodus International.

                  Exodus International is the world’s largest ministry to individuals and families impacted by homosexuality.

                  With over 35 years of ministry experience, Exodus is committed to encouraging, educating and equipping the Body of Christ to address the issue of homosexuality with grace and truth.
                  -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                  -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                  -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                  -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                  -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                  -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                  -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                  STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                  • #10
                    Re: Finally Apple/Mac helps cure you of the gay

                    Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                    Friends, we all know the majority of those who use an Apple/Mac computer are homersexuals. It appears (ever since Steve Jobs was smited with cancer) that Apple is trying to do the right thing.

                    They now offer you an app to help gays become ex-gays.

                    You can get it here from the good folks at Exodus International.
                    Praise God!

                    "Through the Exodus Church Association, we hope to see churches reach out to individuals who are struggling with unwanted homosexuality, as well as family members of a gay loved one."
                    I've got a call into Exodus to see if they have an audio version and a cable to connect to the public address horn in my car. What a wonderful witnessing tool!

                    In Christ
                    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                    • #11
                      Re: Now There's an App For Curing Homersexurality!

                      I used this app and I can honestly say that I no longer want to rub a long hard shaft and caress it with my tongue.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Now There's an App For Curing Homersexurality!

                        Originally posted by SantosLHalper View Post
                        I used this app and I can honestly say that I no longer want to rub a long hard shaft and caress it with my tongue.
                        I could have gone my entire life with out that tidbit of information. Please remember that this is a family orientated forum, keep that sort of vile information to a minimum.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Now There's an App For Curing Homersexurality!

                          On a more responsible note, is it possible to invest in this "app"? I can see sales going through the roof as the millions of self-obsessed screaming homers realize that help is but a press of the fingers away and the path to Salvation(tm) may open to them.
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                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Now There's an App For Curing Homersexurality!

                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                            I could have gone my entire life with out that tidbit of information. Please remember that this is a family orientated forum, keep that sort of vile information to a minimum.
                            Sorry. I guess I'm just feeling a bit moody. I was instructed by the app to stick the phone up my anus and I can't really walk.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Now There's an App For Curing Homersexurality!

                              Originally posted by SantosLHalper View Post
                              Sorry. I guess I'm just feeling a bit moody. I was instructed by the app to stick the phone up my anus and I can't really walk.
                              Look buddy, I was serious about not posting perverted stuff. We do not want to read about all the things that you Homersexurals stick up your backside. Take it to a Catholic forum, there you will find many like minded people. Have a Nice Day, Oh and by the way STOP BEING GAY!

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