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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #31
    Re: ban vegetable oils!

    Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
    6.6 gallons of water takes several days to consume, so that would be a tedious project. But a drop in a single glass of water is what I can do now, although the taste difference is barely noticeable.
    I never drink water.

    Fish fornicate in it.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12924
        #32
        Re: ban vegetable oils!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        I never drink water.

        Fish fornicate in it.

        I've never thought of that I'll never drink water again!
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
         Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • ILoveAnimals
            Unsaved trash, hot mess
            • Oct 2013
            • 81
            #33
            Re: ban vegetable oils!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            I never drink water.

            Fish fornicate in it.

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12924
                #34
                Re: ban vegetable oils!

                Originally posted by ILoveAnimals View Post
                (some random blurry picture)
                You know what, I've been thinking the whole night about this issue, and I think I'll never bathe again, either.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                 Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • Alvin Moss
                    Serving Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2013
                    • 4468
                    #35
                    Re: ban vegetable oils!

                    Originally posted by ILoveAnimals View Post

                    These people are Swedes who have just been informed that the new President of the United States, Mr Barak Obama, would be getting the Nobel Peace Prize.

                    I did the same thing when I heard it.
                    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                      • ILoveAnimals
                        Unsaved trash, hot mess
                        • Oct 2013
                        • 81
                        #36
                        Re: ban vegetable oils!

                        Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                        These people are Swedes who have just been informed that the new President of the United States, Mr Barak Obama, would be getting the Nobel Peace Prize.

                        I did the same thing when I heard it.
                        Incredibly, I think you're right, that guy don't deserve that prize if he has plans to attack and destroy Syria, that turns Obama into a terrorist, a true shame

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                          • dudemon223
                            Unsaved trash, "Christian" who doesn't know the Bible
                            • Oct 2013
                            • 83
                            #37
                            Re: ban vegetable oils!

                            Saying we should ban veggie oil because it's used for lube is like banning alcohol because of drunk drivers. And there's nothing wrong with using veggie oil or lard but petroleum based oils are highly toxic to consume and frankly america would be better off and more wealthy if it used renewable resources rather than imported Arabian oil

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                              • ILoveAnimals
                                Unsaved trash, hot mess
                                • Oct 2013
                                • 81
                                #38
                                Re: ban vegetable oils!

                                Originally posted by dudemon223 View Post
                                Saying we should ban veggie oil because it's used for lube is like banning alcohol because of drunk drivers. And there's nothing wrong with using veggie oil or lard but petroleum based oils are highly toxic to consume and frankly america would be better off and more wealthy if it used renewable resources rather than imported Arabian oil
                                I'm happy to finally read something coherent and smart in this forum, Landover members should learn to be better people and stop their Bible based hate and ignorance. I'm with you

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                                  • Alvin Moss
                                    Serving Jesus
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Aug 2013
                                    • 4468
                                    #39
                                    Re: ban vegetable oils!

                                    Originally posted by ILoveAnimals View Post
                                    Incredibly, I think you're right, that guy don't deserve that prize if he has plans to attack and destroy Syria, that turns Obama into a terrorist, a true shame
                                    The godless Mr Obama has no plans to bomb the Muslims in Syria. He just likes to talk like that when he has been overindulging in foeties.

                                    He was very lucky that the President of Russia, Brother Vladimir Putin, was available to rescue him from his own mouth.

                                    Many believe that the President, Mr Barak Obama, plans to run for Caliph of Araby after his term in this country is over. Bombs dropped on any Arabs, other than oil sheiks, would likely disenchant the other Muslims and keep him from that post.
                                    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                                      • dudemon223
                                        Unsaved trash, "Christian" who doesn't know the Bible
                                        • Oct 2013
                                        • 83
                                        #40
                                        Re: ban vegetable oils!

                                        Originally posted by ILoveAnimals View Post
                                        I'm happy to finally read something coherent and smart in this forum, Landover members should learn to be better people and stop their Bible based hate and ignorance. I'm with you
                                        the bible doesn't teach hate, it might state that God sometimes hates people but we're to love our neighbors,

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                                          • Mary Etheldreda
                                            Gushing for Jesus
                                             
                                            • Sep 2011
                                            • 23775
                                            #41
                                            Re: ban vegetable oils!

                                            Originally posted by dudemon223 View Post
                                            the bible doesn't teach hate, it might state that God sometimes hates people but we're to love our neighbors,
                                            True Christians(tm) do, in fact, love our neighbors! Quite so!

                                            Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?

                                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                              • Jack Rankan
                                                Forum Member
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Oct 2013
                                                • 144
                                                #42
                                                Re: ban vegetable oils!

                                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                True Christians™ do, in fact, love our neighbors! Quite so!

                                                Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?

                                                Hallelujah!
                                                1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                                                Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
                                                Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God

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