ban vegetable oils!

[Bjorn Jensen]

You think that vegetable oils are innocent and only for cooking? Think again. Its a well known fact that vegetable oils, such as olive oil, sunflower oil and RAPESEED oil, are also used for things such as lube for anal sex, masturbation and even anal masturbation! Vegetable oils makes anal sex and homerism pleasurable while God clearly intended it to be painful to put foreign objects into that area. Queers who uses vegetable oils for their sodomy sessions are playng God by taking away the pain that God intended for such acts. Sorry ladies, but you will have to cook with something else cause due to the widespread use of vegetable oils to make sodomy and onanism pleasureable and unpainful for the SICK PERVERTS who commits such disgusting acts, we have to ban vegetable oils immediately

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

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I agree. Why even use vegetable oils for cooking? There's a lot of much better non-vegetable alternatives such as whale oil.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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It's a good first step in banning vegetable oils to reduce the sodomy that makes Jesus weep.

When I chose a life centered around the anonymous male rectum, lubricants were just as important as the methamphetamine and amyl nitrite. Of course, fags seldom have any money other than welfare and handouts because they spend all their waking moments thinking of the anus. So, we improvised. Crisco, lard, butter, 90-weight gear oil and of course, vegetable oils.

I was never much concerned with the comfort of the stranger I was assaulting in the toilet stalls; the predatory rectum-wrecker seldom is. But when it was my turn to ride the man-pipe of Negro buck queers, believe me, I wanted some relief from the eye-opening experience of being instantly impaled on the engorged elephantoid members of the spade sissyfag I had solicited for homo-rectal intercourse.

Anything that facilitates the choice to be a homo should be banned. If the potential gaywad is on the fence between queerdom and normalcy, we need not enable the catastrophic choice of packing mud.

In Christ

[BelieverInGod]

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Although real lard is hard to get unless you raise your own pigs, it is the absolute best thing for cooking. Especially "leaf lard" which is the fat from the kidneys.

Bacon fat is also another good cooking fat. Or back fat, not as good as leaf lard, but I use it for the day to day cooking when Seth isn't home.

[lukasekman]

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Real men (and real women married to real men) use real oil (motor oil and crude oil) instead of nancy boy vegetable substitutes. Regardless if we're talking about cooking, energy, painting or skincare, nothing beats the real thing that God have given us.

The homosexuals take every opportunity to make us think we're too frail or too posh to use real oil.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Although real lard is hard to get unless you raise your own pigs, it is the absolute best thing for cooking. Especially "leaf lard" which is the fat from the kidneys.

Bacon fat is also another good cooking fat. Or back fat, not as good as leaf lard, but I use it for the day to day cooking when Seth isn't home.

And it makes a beautiful crust on a juicy pie

[BelieverInGod]

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And it makes a beautiful crust on a juicy pie

The best pie crusts in town!

Well I guess I can't claim that since Sister Johnson always wins, but I'm sure she uses pure lard as well.

[ILoveAnimals]

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Real men (and real women married to real men) use real oil (motor oil and crude oil) instead of nancy boy vegetable substitutes. Regardless if we're talking about cooking, energy, painting or skincare, nothing beats the real thing that God have given us.

The homosexuals take every opportunity to make us think we're too frail or too posh to use real oil.

Cooking with motor oil? Do you want to kill your family? The principal component of motor oil is petroleum, which can cause cancer. Use your common sense please

[Im a Fool & a Sinner]

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Please continue to use motor oil to cook. This world will be better off without people like you. You lack complete common sense which is why the "believers" on this forum are becoming a dying breed.

[Basilissa]

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This world will be better off without people like you. You lack complete common sense which is why the "believers" on this forum are becoming a dying breed.

Should I read that statement as some kind of a threat?

Also, our numbers are actually growing. We are the Moral Majority and we'll keep it this way!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Please continue to use motor oil to cook. This world will be better off without people like you. You lack complete common sense which is why the "believers" on this forum are becoming a dying breed.

Thank you for your lovely example of atheopathic so-called "morality." You don't value life, so the knee-jerk reaction for someone you don't like is to kill them. This is a perfect example of why True Christians(tm) are increasingly persecuted by the 0bama administration, and why we have to Stand Our Ground just in order to survive.

Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.
Acts 5:29

[lukasekman]

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Cooking with motor oil? Do you want to kill your family? The principal component of motor oil is petroleum, which can cause cancer. Use your common sense please

I will only kill my kids if God commands me to sacrifice them. Genesis 22:5-8 Petroleum is a natural product, and is safe for daily consumption. It's always those Greenpeace nuts who claim it cause global warming and cancer, and harms wildlife, while they are just afraid of dirt.

[ILoveAnimals]

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I will only kill my kids if God commands me to sacrifice them. Genesis 22:5-8 Petroleum is a natural product, and is safe for daily consumption. It's always those Greenpeace nuts who claim it cause global warming and cancer, and harms wildlife, while they are just afraid of dirt.

Oh I'm going to be so happy when police officers go to your house and put you under arrest for infanticide, but I know you're just boasting, I know you're too coward to do something like that, but just in case, I hope state puts your kids under protection before you end with their lives, they don't deserve that, you monster

And about petroleum, do you know that a single drop of crude can turn 25 liters of potable water in non-potable? Destroyin the world and killing life has nothing to do with God, one day you will understand you need the world, because you can't drink or eat your money

[James Hutchins]

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My wife, Mrs. Hutchins uses lard and plenty of it. It is the secret to a perfect meal.

I was in the kitchen a few days ago (I wanted to see what the place I paid for looks like) and saw this:

[Attila's Wife]

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I was in the kitchen a few days ago (I wanted to see what the place I paid for looks like) and saw this:

Mmmmmm! That looks GOOOOD!

I used to use butter, until my Pastor preached a sermon about what they did with it in some Marlon Brando movie - I forget the name, something about dancing in France. I tell you, none of us ate our lunch that day.

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