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    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #76
    Re: What is Tea Bagging?

    Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
    What did you have in mind? PM me.
    For what sick, sexural preversion is this a code? Some even sicker form of the 'M' activity, I Fear.

    And in an innocent thread about tea bags, too

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    • Sister Noddy
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2007
      • 1843

      #77
      Re: What is Tea Bagging?

      Originally posted by Lumpy View Post

      There was no planet-wide flood. The closest thing to it that archaeologists and historians have found was a large (but not by any stretch of the imagination global) flood 8000 years ago when the Mediterranean broke through the Bosporus Strait in what is now Turkey. I'm sure that to the inhabitants, it must have seemed that the whole world was under water.
      Oh what would you know about anything, dimple thighs? Besides, the world is only 6,000 years old! JESUS says so!
      1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
      1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


      1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

      Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
      Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #78
        Re: What is Tea Bagging?

        Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
        Oh what would you know about anything, dimple thighs? Besides, the world is only 6,000 years old! JESUS says so!
        First she makes up some disgusting act of perversion that she has to explain to us in detail , and then she makes up some outlandish story about what supposedly happened in the country of Jiveturkey, or whatever it's called, millennia before the universe was created. Why does she always have to spoil everything?
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9384

          #79
          Re: What is Tea Bagging?

          Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
          What did you have in mind? PM me.
          Kabila can not PM you because she is Unsaved Trash. If she behaves herself and stops trying to initiate conspiracies she might make "Member" status (pending her DoF investigation).

          We also do not allow people posting their e-mail address in open forum.
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • TheHarlotHater
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            • Jun 2008
            • 9

            #80
            Re: What is Tea Bagging?

            In a first person shooter video game like Halo, on multilayer when someone kills the other player, they squat over the dead opponent laying on the ground putting his characters genitals in the others face.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #81
              Re: What is Tea Bagging?

              Originally posted by TheHarlotHater View Post
              In a first person shooter video game like Halo, on multilayer when someone kills the other player, they squat over the dead opponent laying on the ground putting his characters genitals in the others face.
              You are sharing this disgusting perversion of yours with us because . . . ?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • StreetPreacherLew
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                Forum Member
                • Mar 2008
                • 107

                #82
                Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                Originally posted by TheHarlotHater View Post
                In a first person shooter video game like Halo, on multilayer when someone kills the other player, they squat over the dead opponent laying on the ground putting his characters genitals in the others face.
                WRONG, HEATHEN! That disgusting and perverted practice is called giving an "ass-hat", from whence cometh the phrase "Don't be an ASSHAT!". It's a common practice in online games such as World of Whinecraft, nEverQuest and underAge of Conan.

                I haven't read this book, but judging by the cover, it's a beauty ritual practiced by ladies and homer-sack-shals.



                Doesn't look like something a True Christian should be messin' with to me!

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                • Moohammed
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                  • Jun 2008
                  • 3

                  #83
                  Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                  Originally posted by StreetPreacherLew View Post
                  WRONG, HEATHEN! That disgusting and perverted practice is called giving an "ass-hat", from whence cometh the phrase "Don't be an ASSHAT!". It's a common practice in online games such as World of Whinecraft, nEverQuest and underAge of Conan.

                  I haven't read this book, but judging by the cover, it's a beauty ritual practiced by ladies and homer-sack-shals.



                  Doesn't look like something a True Christian should be messin' with to me!
                  Idiot.
                  2 Thessalonians 1:8-9
                  In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction.

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                  • Moohammed
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                    • Jun 2008
                    • 3

                    #84
                    Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    You are sharing this disgusting perversion of yours with us because . . . ?
                    He's helping to answer the original question you egotistical moron.

                    Did he ever say it was his perversion? Did he even say once that he did it? No, he didn't. So how about you open your eyes for once and see everything, not just what you want to see or what a fake religion forces you to see.
                    2 Thessalonians 1:8-9
                    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction.

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                    • Moohammed
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                      • Jun 2008
                      • 3

                      #85
                      Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      Good point pastor. We Christians have no time for the made up stories of a bunch of desert dwelling goat herders.
                      Made up stories, like the bible?
                      2 Thessalonians 1:8-9
                      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction.

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                      • Talitha
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                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2026
                        • 15118

                        #86
                        Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                        Originally posted by Muhammed View Post
                        Made up stories, like the bible?
                        Oh WOW!!
                        That's all we needed.
                        A heathen Mudslime coming into our neighborhood.
                        Haven't you got some poor innocent people to blow up Camel Boy?

                        SECURITY!!!!!

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                        • Deaner
                          Christ's Love Messenger
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5932

                          #87
                          Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                          Originally posted by Muhammed View Post
                          Made up stories, like the bible?
                          Oh, and the koran is a masterpiece of literature brown face?

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                          • StreetPreacherLew
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                            Forum Member
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 107

                            #88
                            Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                            Originally posted by Muhammed View Post
                            Idiot.


                            Not quite sure what an Add-Homer-nym is, but it sounds pretty qweer and I'm sure you're one. Repent of your illogical hate of Jesus, Brother.

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                            • Louisiana
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                              • Jul 2008
                              • 9

                              #89
                              Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                              After reading these posts, I truly believe that!

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