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  • God Bless The Dago Noodle Makers!

    Praise Jesus, for He has sent the Holy Spirit into the CEO of a greasy wop dago pasta maker, and caused him to rebuke the homers all over the world. Now as you know I personally avoid eating any ethnic foods (the hotten up the blood), but I may become more flexible on the issue now that I can slurp up a noodle in the knowledge that no queers are able to do likewise.

    Famed Italian pasta maker Barilla: Gays can eat someone else’s pasta

    Barilla is a famous name in Italian pasta. And it seems they don’t have a taste for gays.

    If you check your local supermarket here in the states, or in Europe, you’re bound to see Barilla’s products with the familiar red label. They’re a big, worldwide brand.

    Well, the Chairman of the privately-owned company, Guido Barilla, got himself into some hot water yesterday when he told an Italian radio show that Barilla is a company that “likes the traditional family.” And therefore, you’re not going to see any gays in Barilla’s advertising. And if gays don’t like it, “they can always go eat someone else’s pasta.”

    “Non faremo pubblicità con omosessuali, perché a noi piace la famiglia tradizionale. Se i gay non sono d’accordo, possono sempre mangiare la pasta di un’altra marca. Tutti sono liberi di fare ciò che vogliono purché non infastidiscano gli altri”.

    “We won’t include gays in our ads, because we like the traditional family. If gays don’t like it, they can always eat another brand of pasta. Everyone is free to do what they want, provided it doesn’t bother anyone else.”
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: God Bless The Dago Noodle Makers!

    Amen!

    We can now label spaghetti as a "may be eaten with caution" on the prohibited food list!
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    • #3
      Re: God Bless The Dago Noodle Makers!

      In an act of economic coercion that completely distorts what the free market is all about, the sodomites and their enablers have called for a boycott of Barilla:
      "We accept the invitation from the Barilla owner to not eat his pasta," [some queer itey] said.
      This act of brute force by Big Gay has prompted the following reaction from Barilla:
      With reference to remarks made yesterday to an Italian radio program, I apologize if my words have generated controversy or misunderstanding, or if they hurt someone’s sensitivity.
      At least he didn't cave in completely, since this was an "I'm sorry you feel that way" instead of an actual apology.
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      • #4
        Re: God Bless The Dago Noodle Makers!

        "I would never do (a commercial) with a homosexual family, not for lack of respect but because we don't agree with them. Ours is a classic family where the woman plays a fundamental role," Barilla, 55, said in an interview with Radio 24 on Wednesday.
        So he has no problem with lesbian families then?

        This is typical of homophobes and American ones are no different. Lesbians are invisible. It's obvious when talking about same-sex marriage he's referring to marriage between two gay men. The concept of women having agency and being able to live without men or being able to fall in love with other women is completely alien to him.

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        • #5
          Re: God Bless The Dago Noodle Makers!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Everyone is free to do what they want, provided it doesn’t bother anyone else.
          This is exactly why I have a problem with the Gays. Not only do they willingly reject the love of Jesus (which is so offensive, thanking about that alone gives me ulcers), but they flaunt it in front of the rest of us! Hand holding and public kissing was bad enough, but now they're demanding to pretend to be married! God invented marriage LONG before the Gays ever came out of the closet! So, they shouldn't be free to do the gay things they want, because it DOES bother everyone else! Not only does it give people ulcers, it encourages more sin! It's not just disgusting, it's DANGEROUS!
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #6
            Re: God Bless The Dago Noodle Makers!

            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
            In an act of economic coercion that completely distorts what the free market is all about, the sodomites and their enablers have called for a boycott of Barilla.
            That's rich. Isn't it just like the queers to try and turn reality on its head? It's like "You can't fire me because I quit!"
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #7
              Re: God Bless The Dago Noodle Makers!

              The cause is just, but I'm suspicious about spicy ethnic foods like pasta. I think I'll stick to good old American foods like mac and cheese even from now on.

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              • #8
                Re: God Bless The Dago Noodle Makers!

                I don't even want to think about what homos do with their pasta.
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                • #9
                  Re: God Bless The Dago Noodle Makers!

                  From now on I will only use pasta from Barilla, God's own pasta company. Another one for the list of persecuted Christian companies to support!

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                  • #10
                    Re: God Bless The Dago Noodle Makers!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    ...Everyone is free to do what they want, provided it doesn’t bother anyone else.
                    Then he should stop being Catholic. It offends me that people are still supporting that institution which knowingly harbours child molesters (and other sex offenders), only taking minimal action (such as giving them a mild reprimand and a transfer to somewhere their past isn't known) when forced to by public outcry, and denying any responsibility for the damage they've done.

                    He should stop being Italian, too (doesn't bother me at all, but he can't prove that ).

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                    • #11
                      Re: God Bless The Dago Noodle Makers!

                      They should do aids tests at the entrance of the restaurant to be sure no fag is eating stuff that Jesus made for normal people!
                      -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                      -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                      -Holocaust Jokes
                      -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                      -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                      -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                      -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
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                      • #12
                        Re: God Bless The Dago Noodle Makers!

                        My new ideal lunch is going to be a Chick-fil-A Deluxe with a side of Barilla pasta.
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                        • #13
                          Re: God Bless The Dago Noodle Makers!

                          Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                          The cause is just, but I'm suspicious about spicy ethnic foods like pasta. I think I'll stick to good old American foods like mac and cheese even from now on.
                          Good point, dear. If Barilla makes anything that isn't too foreign and exotic for my husband to eat, then, being a good Christian wife who wants to provide a happy home for her husband, I'll have the staff buy it.
                          1 Cor. 11:8-9: For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

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                          • #14
                            Re: God Bless The Dago Noodle Makers!

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            Then he should stop being Catholic. It offends me that people are still supporting that institution which knowingly harbours child molesters (and other sex offenders), only taking minimal action (such as giving them a mild reprimand and a transfer to somewhere their past isn't known) when forced to by public outcry, and denying any responsibility for the damage they've done.

                            He should stop being Italian, too (doesn't bother me at all, but he can't prove that ).
                            Finally, you're making sense! Stick around us long enough and you'll be loving Jesus before you know it!
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                            • #15
                              Re: God Bless The Dago Noodle Makers!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Praise Jesus, for He has sent the Holy Spirit into the CEO of a greasy wop dago pasta maker, and caused him to rebuke the homers all over the world. Now as you know I personally avoid eating any ethnic foods (the hotten up the blood), but I may become more flexible on the issue now that I can slurp up a noodle in the knowledge that no queers are able to do likewise.
                              Yet again you, and in this case Guido Barilla, has failed to understand how God actually feels about peoples sexuality.



                              His so called apology
                              Originally posted by Guido Barilla
                              With reference to statements made yesterday, I apologize if my words have generated controversy or misunderstanding, or if they have hurt the sensibilities of some people. In the interview I simply wanted to highlight the central role of the woman in the family.
                              Translates to:
                              Originally posted by Guido Barilla
                              I'm sorry my homophobia was misinterpreted. I was trying to be misogynistic!
                              But seeing as homophobia and misogyny are clearly prized qualities in The Landover Baptwisted Church I superpose you are still cumming in your pants for him. While in The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster we are following God advice and preparing with a large bowl of non-Barilla Spaghetti...

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