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  • Finlander to file charges against gay sex festival

    May THIS be the first True Christian™ Eskimo?

    Musician To File Charges Against Gay Pride Organisers

    An Icelandic musician intends to file formal charges against the organisers of the Gay Pride Festival, on the grounds that the celebration was harmful to children.

    Gylfi Ægisson, an Icelandic musician behind such legendary hits as Minning Um Mann, has been none too pleased with Gay Pride festivities in Iceland. Last month, he expressed concerns that the festival could harm children, telling reporters in part, “It made me sick to see the mayor in the [women’s] national costume”.

    Gylfi has now decided to take things a step further. Vísir now reports that he intends to file charges against the organisers of the Gay Pride festival.

    To justify the charge, Gylfi has cited Article 93 of the Child Protection Law, which states that concerts and festivals of a sexual nature must prohibit children under the age of 18 from being present.

    However, the police are of the opinion that Gylfi does not have enough evidence to file charges, and have given him another week to gather more evidence.

    The Gay Pride Festival has in recent years become one of Iceland’s largest, second only to Independence Day (June 17) in terms of sheer numbers of participants in the greater capital area.

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    Re: Finlander to file charges against gay sex festival

    Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
    May THIS be the first True Christian™ Eskimo?
    That Eskimo is definitely on to something. I mean, there is no Straight Pride Festival, so what does make these hellbound fornicators think they're special?
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    • #3
      Re: Finlander to file charges against gay sex festival

      Originally posted by Some Eskimo
      legendary hits as Minning Um Mann
      I'm not sure Brother. My Icelandian is a bit rusty, but I think that means "Making love to a Man". Of course, it could also mean "Mining a Man", which is even worse.

      Perhaps he was just jealous, and he wanted more attention for himself and his "legendary hit"?
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • #4
        Re: Finlander to file charges against gay sex festival

        Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
        May THIS be the first True Christian™ Eskimo?
        Typicasl eskimoe police refusing to protet the purity of our children.

        Perhaps Landover will have to step up and send a team to ensure the young men have not had rectal penetration. I imagine with enough photographic proof of man on boy rape that the blubber eating heathens will be forced to act.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: Finlander to file charges against gay sex festival

          We need to gently insert a HD camera into these poor children's behinds to determine if they have been anally abused.

          The better the camera, the more conclusive the proof:
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • #6
            Re: Finlander to file charges against gay sex festival

            I am very proud of this man for standing up for what is right. He should serve as an example to all Norwegians from every Swedish country.

            If a few righteous men would stand up and make those homosexuals stop their awful behavior, the Lord would be pleased. Things have evidently gone to extremes in that place. If the mayor of my city appeared in public in the dress of a woman, he would be beaten from office, even though he is a Democrat.

            All Democrats are depraved, but in my area, there are abominations even the Democrats won't tolerate.
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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