I have seen the light, and here is my intro.

[Tinybrain]

Hello, I was formerly unsaved when I came upon your forums.
I wish to formally and respectfully introduce myself.
I attend booklyn batist Church, and was raised as a baptist by my family.
I have been baptised.
I am not married, and am waiting to be courted by a man who will discipline me.
My favorite verse:
Jeremiah 29:11
For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.

Thank you and may God bless you all.
Praise the LORD!

[XspazzboX]

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Welcome to the forums.

[Tinybrain]

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Why thank you, although I am not sure if you are a True Christian as your awards say you are on drugs.

Funny.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello, I was formerly unsaved when I came upon your forums.
I wish to formally and respectfully introduce myself.
I attend booklyn batist Church, and was raised as a baptist by my family.
I have been baptised.
I am not married, and am waiting to be courted by a man who will discipline me.
My favorite verse:
Jeremiah 29:11
For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.

Thank you and may God bless you all.
Praise the LORD!

Praise the LORD INDEED!

I do hope you don't mind, but even if it turns your your Conversion Experience was naught but a figment of your imagination, still will I praise the LORD, for even in Eternal Damnation of one of His creatures, will He be Glorified!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Where on earth is "booklyn?"

[Basilissa]

Re: I have seen the light, and here is my intro.

Hello, I was formerly unsaved when I came upon your forums.
I wish to formally and respectfully introduce myself.
I attend booklyn batist Church, and was raised as a baptist by my family.
I have been baptised.
I am not married, and am waiting to be courted by a man who will discipline me.
My favorite verse:
Jeremiah 29:11
For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.

Thank you and may God bless you all.
Praise the LORD!

Praise , indeed!

Here is the proof that prayer works - I prayed for your soul, and now you are turning towards the path to Salvation!

[Faith_Machine]

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I'm going to be keeping a close eye on you.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Wow!

Oh and I don't go to church.
I'm Jewish.

And now we have this:

Hello, I was formerly unsaved when I came upon your forums.
I wish to formally and respectfully introduce myself.
I attend booklyn batist Church, and was raised as a baptist by my family.
I have been baptised.

From non-church-going Jewish to raised a baptist, baptized and attending church in less than 48 hours. Hallelujah, it's a time-traveling miracle.

Whatever next! A claim that Finkelstein is an an Irish name, perhaps?

[Faith_Machine]

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Joanna, I am ethnically Jewish, so I can shed light on this. Lying is in our blood. It's really that simple.

[Preacher1]

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Praise the LORD INDEED!

I do hope you don't mind, but even if it turns your your Conversion Experience was naught but a figment of your imagination, still will I praise the LORD, for even in Eternal Damnation of one of His creatures, will He be Glorified!

You need a whole lot more than accepting the Lord to stay out of Hell! You also need perfect obedience to the entire law to have even the slightest chance of staying out of Hell. That includes but is by no means limited to;

the ten commandments

the Mosaic law

the laws of cleanliness

the laws of tithing and giving offers

and the additional laws and regulations set by Jesus and the apostle Paul.

You need to become totally without sin if you want to enter into God's kingdom and not go to Hell. Remember what Jesus said in Matthew 5:48. He said; "Be perfect, therefore, just as your Heavenly Father is perfect." And Jesus means, point blank; unless your own righteousness equals that of God the Father Himself, you will not enter into His kingdom, and will be thrown into Hell.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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You need a whole lot more than accepting the Lord to stay out of Hell! You also need perfect obedience to the entire law to have even the slightest chance of staying out of Hell. That includes but is by no means limited to;

the ten commandments

the Mosaic law

the laws of cleanliness

the laws of tithing and giving offers

and the additional laws and regulations set by Jesus and the apostle Paul.

You need to become totally without sin if you want to enter into God's kingdom and not go to Hell. Remember what Jesus said in Matthew 5:48. He said; "Be perfect, therefore, just as your Heavenly Father is perfect." And Jesus means, point blank; unless your own righteousness equals that of God the Father Himself, you will not enter into His kingdom, and will be thrown into Hell.

Alright buttercup, tell me where Mrs. Etheldreda has been less than perfect.

Make it snappy.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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You need a whole lot more than accepting the Lord to stay out of Hell! You also need perfect obedience to the entire law to have even the slightest chance of staying out of Hell. That includes but is by no means limited to;

the ten commandments

the Mosaic law

the laws of cleanliness

the laws of tithing and giving offers

and the additional laws and regulations set by Jesus and the apostle Paul.

You need to become totally without sin if you want to enter into God's kingdom and not go to Hell. Remember what Jesus said in Matthew 5:48. He said; "Be perfect, therefore, just as your Heavenly Father is perfect." And Jesus means, point blank; unless your own righteousness equals that of God the Father Himself, you will not enter into His kingdom, and will be thrown into Hell.

I obey all of it! No where does it say that women are ultimately evil and men should not marry, nay, throughout the entire Bible it shows heterosexual marriage in a good, godly light! I know the finer points of the law -- I do not eat shellfish, and I am in my menstra-hut when I am unclean, and obey all the Lord commands! You need to work on it!

Also, the godly Mrs. Etheldreda is perfect and godly!

[Preacher1]

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Alright buttercup, tell me where Mrs. Etheldreda has been less than perfect.

Make it snappy.

Could have been at any time! For instance, during her childhood, during high school, in college, anywhere, and even anywhere in between.

[Des]

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Could have been at any time! For instance, during her childhood, during high school, in college, anywhere, and even anywhere in between.

In other words, you have no evidence whatsoever of Sister Mary being less than perfect, and are talking out of your lying atheist ass.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Could have been at any time! For instance, during her childhood, during high school, in college, anywhere, and even anywhere in between.

So, you're an admitted liar. Interesting.



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