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  • Jim Farmer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2293

    #16
    Re: Ello!

    Originally posted by Bigbreats/Tinybrain View Post
    I believe in God.
    But you people are truly the sinners, you are racist, sexist and juddjemental of anyone who does not share your beliefs.

    Have fun in hell.
    So my little whore, you're calling God a sinner?
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    • Tinybrain
      Unsaved trash
      • Nov 2014
      • 20

      #17
      Re: Ello!

      O gosh, I'll never understand you people.

      One day you'll realize that all you have done is just completely immoral.
      1 Corinthians 11:3
      But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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      • Alvin Moss
        Serving Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2013
        • 4468

        #18
        Re: Ello!

        Woman, you are the most bizarre person who has come here today. You win the daily lunatic award and you are well positioned for the monthly title.
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12997

          #19
          Re: Ello!

          Originally posted by Bigbreats/Tinybrain View Post
          O gosh, I'll never understand you people.

          One day you'll realize that all you have done is just completely immoral.
          Oh, please do explain, dear.

          How is following God's will "immoral?"

          I'm looking forward to the disappointment of reading your reply, sweetie!
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Witch Hammer
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 1717

            #20
            Re: Ello!

            Originally posted by Bigbreats/Tinybrain View Post
            O gosh, I'll never understand you people.

            One day you'll realize that all you have done is just completely immoral.
            You aren't kidding about the tiny brain, are you? Anyhow, slut, the Bible is the moral standard...the only moral standard. Even a pinhead like you should be able to understand that.

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            • Tinybrain
              Unsaved trash
              • Nov 2014
              • 20

              #21
              Re: Ello!

              Aw thanks I love awards! :* Want a kiss?
              I understand now.

              Oh and I don't go to church.
              I'm Jewish.
              1 Corinthians 11:3
              But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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              • Jim Farmer
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2014
                • 2293

                #22
                Re: Ello!

                Originally posted by Bigbreats/Tinybrain View Post
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                And do not call me "woman" you idiot.
                So you're a man? Bragging about your large mammaries. You sound too stupid to be a man.
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                • Witch Hammer
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 1717

                  #23
                  Re: Ello!

                  Originally posted by Bigbreats/Tinybrain View Post

                  Oh and I don't go to church.
                  I'm Jewish.
                  That explains a lot. Enjoy your swan dive into the lake of fire.

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                  • Jim Farmer
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2014
                    • 2293

                    #24
                    Re: Ello!

                    Originally posted by Bigbreats/Tinybrain View Post
                    Oh and I don't go to church.
                    I'm Jewish.
                    Christ killer!

                    You probably think you're one of "God's chosen people"? How ironic
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                    • Basilissa
                      South of the Border outreach program
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 12997

                      #25
                      Re: Ello!

                      Originally posted by Bigbreats/Tinybrain View Post
                      Aw thanks I love awards! :* Want a kiss?
                      I understand now.

                      Oh and I don't go to church.
                      I'm Jewish.
                      Oh, what was the last time you stoned a homosexual to death, then? I mean, Leviticus is part of the Torah, isn't it? So what's all that talk about us being immoral, if all that stuff is in your Bible, too?
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • WWJDnow
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 6316

                        #26
                        Re: Ello!

                        Originally posted by Bigbreats/Tinybrain View Post
                        Beating poor women?
                        Dear Lord, give me strength! Just because our church has a minimum $25,000 annual tithe, that does NOT mean we are classists. We don't dislike the poor, we just don't believe in giving them handouts. If they got off their lazy butts and started working as lawyers or investment bankers, they could join, too. First class Salvation has to be EARNED. Plus, if you start letting the riff-raff in, the crime rate will skyrocket, and pretty soon the whole congregation will be jabbering in Spanish during the sermon, hanging velvet Jesuses on the walls, and bringing tamales to our pot lucks. Do you really want us to be a tamale and velvet Jesus church? I bet you don't want a tamale and velvet Jesus synagogue!

                        So, despite your ignorant question, we do not believe in beating poor women. We believe in beating disobedient women. It's not how much money they have, period.

                        Plus, you're blaming the victim, the henpecked husband, here. Are you really that compassionless? And why do you Jewesses like your men so wimpy, anyway? It turns them all into whiners.
                        The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050

                          #27
                          Re: Ello!

                          Ello yourself, Bigbeats. You've made many assertions, such as "all races are equal," yet you've failed to explain why you believe such things. It is not enough to merely state your belief, dear. You should be able to support and defend your belief with a coherent argument.

                          I can cite numerous Bible verses which support the idea that not all races are equal. What evidence can you provide that says otherwise?
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