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Hello everyone! My name is Adam and I am a loving Christian husband to my wife Bethany. My brother, Daniel, recommended that I try out these forums alongside him so here I am. It is nice to meet you all, and my favourite Bible verse is Psalm 1:6 – The LORD knows the way of the righteous, but the way of the wicked will perish. I hope to have a wondrous time with you all!
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Ezra 10:3 Now therefore let us make a covenant with our God to put away all the wives, and such as are born of them, according to the counsel of my lord, and of those that tremble at the commandment of our God; and let it be done according to the law. -
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Hi, Chica. Perhaps you can figure out how to introduce yourself with more competency than your brother. What church do you go to? How did you come to meet Jesus?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Hi Mary. The church I attend with my family of three sons, a wife and two daughters is The Lutheran Evangelical Protestant Church. I mentioned my favourite Bible verse Psalm 1:6 – The LORD knows the way of the righteous, but the way of the wicked will perish. I came to find Jesus when I was young. My family introduced me to him, and I have been Christian ever since. He is truly magnificent.Ezra 10:3 Now therefore let us make a covenant with our God to put away all the wives, and such as are born of them, according to the counsel of my lord, and of those that tremble at the commandment of our God; and let it be done according to the law.Comment
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What kind of weirdo "bible" are you using?Originally posted by ChicaChristian View Post
(Psalms 1:6) "For the LORD knoweth the way of the righteous: but the way of the ungodly shall perish."
Throw that PERVersion away.
Yours in Christ,
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Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
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ChicaChristian, what made you choose that username? If you're really a Mexican male then shouldn't it be Chico?
You do realize, don't you, that Lutherans are False Christians? Brother Zech has already pointed out that you are using & false version of the Holy Scriptures. You need to find yourself a proper church before the Rapture, or you will burn for eternity in the lake of fire. And that's something you might want to avoid.Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!Comment
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You are absolutely correct, Mrs. Lytton-Vasey. "Chica" in Spanish means "girl." Therefore, it's either a Spanish-speaking girl who does not know English very well, or a transgender/transsexual person, or a person of unspecified sex who doesn't know Spanish at all, but decided to chose a random word as his/her nickname.Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
In the first case, bienvenido, chica, in any other case, welcome, person!John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.Comment
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God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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First, so as not to hijack this thread, Bienvenido, Chica/o/fag.Originally posted by Dolores de Barriga View Post
Dolores, I just have to know how your research is coming along and if the apartment I am graciously providing along with a generous scholarship is to your liking. Since there has been no contact, I can only assume you're well and that you have been adapting to life in our perfect little town. Do let me know if you need anything more. My handyman, Igor, tells me that you speak Russian and Spanish. Why?
Yours in Him,
NRL1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
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Naomi, chicachristian is my brother and we are both against faggots. Chica is the name of my brother's daughter, and he thought it would be nice to name his user after her, as he was having trouble with coming up with a username.Comment
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An unusually large number of false Christians have appeared of late. Further, they all seem to know each other. I suspect these people are the very same North Koreans who have recently been terrorizing the interwebs. I believe we may be under attack. Be of good cheer and make sure you have plenty of ammunition. The Lord is with us.God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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Your brother named his daughter Chica? Why??? Please don't tell me she is a messican!Originally posted by bonniechristian View PostBaptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***Comment
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Chica is adopted.Comment
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Adopted from Mexico??? And how old is this little chica?Originally posted by bonniechristian View PostBaptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***Comment
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