[devoted-in-christ]

Re: Hello!

Thanks for sending the negro, but he hasn't arrived by now. I wonder where he is...
But anyways, I have a backup plan to offer. My whole class will make a trip to america and it starts in 16 days. Maybe I will find a way to escape there, but I don't know where I can go then. So if you have some suggestions, I would be very grateful.

YiC Judith

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Hello!

Thanks for sending the negro, but he hasn't arrived by now. I wonder where he is...
But anyways, I have a backup plan to offer. My whole class will make a trip to america and it starts in 16 days. Maybe I will find a way to escape there, but I don't know where I can go then. So if you have some suggestions, I would be very grateful.

YiC Judith

Where will you be? I'll fly over and pick you up myself. A young woman should never be alone and unchaperoned.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello!

Thanks for sending the negro, but he hasn't arrived by now. I wonder where he is...
But anyways, I have a backup plan to offer. My whole class will make a trip to america and it starts in 16 days. Maybe I will find a way to escape there, but I don't know where I can go then. So if you have some suggestions, I would be very grateful.

YiC Judith

That sounds like a wonderful plan, dear! Once here, I'm sure you will be able to find a Godly True Christian(tm) man to marry you and solve your immigration issues and guide you to Salvation!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello!

My name is Judith and I am a 17 year old unmarried virgin girl. I was raised in Austria by my adventist parents, but I realized a few months ago that their beliefs are wrong. So now I am here and I believe that I finally found the right church! Please help me become a True Christian. I know it's probably gonna be a long way, but I am willing to learn and devote myself to Christ.

YiC Judith

Hello dear, and welcome to our friendly forum! Have you read this helpful guide for the spiritually walking dead? How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! I pray you execute your free will to make the right choice before Jesus calls you to Judgement (2 Corinthians 5:10), as this could happen any time. He could squeeze a bus driver's heart to create a crushing, painful heart attack, gently taking the wheel to run you right over the very moment you step in the direct route of the runaway bus. He could strike you with Lupus and send your insides to eat out your body until the only thing left is broken dreams and the tears of loss chances. He could send you the AIDS via a legitimate rape on your campus, perhaps not before you deliver a Blessing Child from the encounter. The truth is dear, we never know what's in our future, but He does, and we would be wise to not pretend we know better.

[devoted-in-christ]

Re: Hello!

Where will you be? I'll fly over and pick you up myself. A young woman should never be alone and unchaperoned.

I will still be stuck in my school and today we have religion class! I want to get away from here asap.
Thanks for the help!

YiC Judith

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello!

I will still be stuck in my school and today we have religion class! I want to get away from here asap.
Thanks for the help!

YiC Judith

Religion class? What revisionist rubbish. The Bible(Kjv1611) is the only way to learn about Jesus. No doubt you'll be taught by some left wing Gaywise feminazi intent on promoting the radical gay agenda

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

YIC

[devoted-in-christ]

Re: Hello!

Religion class? What revisionist rubbish. The Bible(Kjv1611) is the only way to learn about Jesus. No doubt you'll be taught by some left wing Gaywise feminazi intent on promoting the radical gay agenda

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

YIC

Oh, no, he is against homosexuality but nevertheless the lessons are horrible and ungodly.
I am reading the Kjv1611 but it is really hard for me to understand, because english isn't my mother tongue. Is there any godly christian bible in german that I could use?

YiC Judith

PS: how should I proceed in trying to get away from this ungodly place?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello!

Oh, no, he is against homosexuality but nevertheless the lessons are horrible and ungodly.
I am reading the Kjv1611 but it is really hard for me to understand, because english isn't my mother tongue. Is there any godly christian bible in german that I could use?

YiC Judith

PS: how should I proceed in trying to get away from this ungodly place?

There are no reliable translations of the KJV. It is itself a God inspired translation into normal language that anyone can understand. Your American seems adequate. The Bible will help you to learn modern American as it is spoken today, while you learn God's True Word at the same time. Win-Win!


PS to your PS- Don't break any laws. The Germans are said to be harsh.

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: Hello!

Oh, no, he is against homosexuality but nevertheless the lessons are horrible and ungodly.
I am reading the Kjv1611 but it is really hard for me to understand, because english isn't my mother tongue. Is there any godly christian bible in german that I could use?

YiC Judith

PS: how should I proceed in trying to get away from this ungodly place?

Hello Young Lady! And welcome to the greatest forum on the interweb.

I'm glad to see you live in Austria and you're not one those Berlin homofrauleins.

I assume you are about ready to settle down now that you are 17. Have you thought about cruising the Landover personals? There are some young handsome soldiers in Christ that may peak your interest.

Best regards,

Freddy

[devoted-in-christ]

Re: Hello!

Hello Young Lady! And welcome to the greatest forum on the interweb.

I'm glad to see you live in Austria and you're not one those Berlin homofrauleins.

I assume you are about ready to settle down now that you are 17. Have you thought about cruising the Landover personals? There are some young handsome soldiers in Christ that may peak your interest.

Best regards,

Freddy

Nice to meet you. Yes, now that I'm 17, I am in the age to settle down. But what exactly do you mean by cruising the landover personals? I'm sorry, but I don't know what you mean. It is probably because of my not so perfect English.

YiC Judith

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello!

They don't serve meat in our cafeteria.

EVER???

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: Hello!

Nice to meet you. Yes, now that I'm 17, I am in the age to settle down. But what exactly do you mean by cruising the landover personals? I'm sorry, but I don't know what you mean. It is probably because of my not so perfect English.

YiC Judith

No need to apologize. I understand most women don't understand vehicular slang.

I was referring to the Meet Christian Singles section.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=21