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  • Marco Polo
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    • Mar 2015
    • 3
    #1

    Hello there

    Hi there I am Marco Polo. I am here to introduce myself. I go to church in a small town here in Missouri. I'm very excited to hear from my fellow brothers and sisters in christ!
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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12986
      #2
      Re: Hello there

      Originally posted by Marco Polo View Post
      Hi there I am Marco Polo. I am here to introduce myself. I go to church in a small town here in Missouri. I'm very excited to hear from my fellow brothers and sisters in christ!
      Hello, dear. What is your favorite verse? How did you find Jesus?
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

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      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22373
          #3
          Re: Hello there

          Welcome to God's favorite forum! How many Muslims did you kill for Jesus?
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Alvin Moss
              Serving Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2013
              • 4468
              #4
              Re: Hello there

              Originally posted by Marco Polo View Post
              Hi there I am Marco Polo. I am here to introduce myself. I go to church in a small town here in Missouri. I'm very excited to hear from my fellow brothers and sisters in christ!

              We prefer a more thorough introduction, friend. What is your congregation and who is your Pastor? It's a little early for you to meet with the Finance Ministry, but some preliminary figures might be useful. What is your social security number?


              God Bless!
              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                • FranklinAndPearl
                  True Christians™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2014
                  • 163
                  #5
                  Re: Hello there

                  Originally posted by Marco Polo View Post
                  Hi there I am Marco Polo. I am here to introduce myself. I go to church in a small town here in Missouri. I'm very excited to hear from my fellow brothers and sisters in christ!
                  Hello, Marco Polo. This is Franklin.

                  First and foremost, your profile picture is offensive and attempting to satire and poke fun at JESUS. This cannot happen. Romans 13:4

                  Secondly, I am continuously baffled as to why it is so difficult to read the introduction rules. This is not just a quick meet and greet with the janitor outside of your local Ihop. What church you go to, your favorite Bible verse, and how you came to find JESUS.

                  If you will excuse me, I must go to my Prayer Closet.

                  Regards, Franklin
                  Just a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomor

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                    • Witch Hammer
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 1717
                      #6
                      Re: Hello there

                      Wasn't Marco Polo a wop?

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556
                          #7
                          Re: Hello there

                          Originally posted by Marco Polo View Post
                          Hi there I am Marco Polo. I am here to introduce myself. I go to church in a small town here in Missouri. I'm very excited to hear from my fellow brothers and sisters in christ!
                          No, you're not.

                          Now please post a proper introduction. Tell us your name, age, gender and church. Also please post some of your favorite Scripture. I always say you can tell a man's character by the Scripture he quotes.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Walter Van Slyke
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Oct 2013
                              • 212
                              #8
                              Re: Hello there

                              Originally posted by Marco Polo View Post
                              Hi there I am Marco Polo. I am here to introduce myself. I go to church in a small town here in Missouri. I'm very excited to hear from my fellow brothers and sisters in christ!
                              Hi there. I am Walter Van Slyke. I attend the Landover Baptist Church, and I know how to read. For example, I can read the banner at the top of this thread that says
                              Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
                              I thank Jesus for giving the incredible ability to read and write. Tell me, Mr. Polo, what are you thankful for?
                              Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.

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