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  • Elemenope
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    • Mar 2015
    • 3
    #1

    Newbie here!

    Hey Everyone,

    My name's Phil. I'm new here and looking for a place online to go share my love of god! I'm married and getting ready to adopt. Is this a good forum? I'm looking for a great community
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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14079
      #2
      Re: Newbie here!

      Originally posted by Elemenope View Post
      ...My name's Phil...
      Matthew 7:14 "Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it."

      You couldn't even find your way to "Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus". What makes you think Jesus takes slackers?

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        • Freddy Osborne
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2011
          • 538
          #3
          Re: Newbie here!

          Originally posted by Elemenope View Post
          Hey Everyone,

          My name's Phil. I'm new here and looking for a place online to go share my love of God! I'm married and getting ready to adopt. Is this a good forum? I'm looking for a great community
          Hello Phil,

          What an odd question. This is the most glorious forum on the interweb especially if you are interested in worshipping Jesus!

          But it is a tad strange you didn't capitalize God?

          Tell us more about yourself. Do you go to church? Is your wife going to homeschool this little boy?

          YiC,

          Freddy

          Fred
          "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

          "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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            • Elemenope
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              Under Investigation
              • Mar 2015
              • 3
              #4
              Re: Newbie here!

              Do I go to church? That's a pretty silly question. I live my life for HIM, of course I do!

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                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12975
                  #5
                  Re: Newbie here!

                  Originally posted by Elemenope View Post
                  Do I go to church? That's a pretty silly question. I live my life for HIM, of course I do!
                  My dear, which part of
                  The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

                  Don't you understand?

                  I color coded each part of it to make it easier to comprehend.
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                   Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555
                      #6
                      Re: Newbie here!

                      Originally posted by Elemenope View Post
                      Do I go to church? That's a pretty silly question. I live my life for HIM, of course I do!
                      How about giving us a proper introduction. What is your name, gender and hometown? What Church were you raised in? What are some of your favorite Scriptures?

                      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Elemenope
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                          Under Investigation
                          • Mar 2015
                          • 3
                          #7
                          Re: Newbie here!

                          Parkview Baptist Church, Baton Rouge, Louisiana!

                          Born and raised a soldier in Christ

                          Favorite verse is Acts 4:12... Salvation only through Christ!

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                            • Russell Holbeck
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2012
                              • 735
                              #8
                              Re: Newbie here!

                              Hello Elemenope.

                              The company I used to own opened a division in Baton Rouge and because we hired a lot of local people the mayor gave me the key to the city and he said Lookee there Mr. Holbeck it has the seal of the city on it and everything and I told him that it was not a seal it was a pelican we also have them in Florida.

                              I like Acts 4 especially at the end where the man sells his land and puts the money at the feet of the apostles that was very kind.

                              Thank you.

                              Rusty
                              Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                                • Jim Farmer
                                  True Christian™
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2014
                                  • 2293
                                  #9
                                  Re: Newbie here!

                                  Welcome
                                  Why do you call yourself LMNOP, when your name is Phil?
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                                    • FranklinAndPearl
                                      True Christians™
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2014
                                      • 163
                                      #10
                                      Re: Newbie here!

                                      Originally posted by Elemenope View Post
                                      Hey Everyone,

                                      My name's Phil. I'm new here and looking for a place online to go share my love of god! I'm married and getting ready to adopt. Is this a good forum? I'm looking for a great community
                                      Hello, stranger! Pearl here!

                                      Out of curiosity, why are you adopting? Have you not prayed to the LORD to be able to seed one of your own? Psalm 113 will help you. (Psalm 113:9 to be exact.)

                                      I will cross my fingers it is a boy! A Caucasian American male who has found JESUS is basically unstoppable! LOL.

                                      Walking with Christ,

                                      Pearl
                                      Just a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomor

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