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  • xbt---
    Unsaved trash, suspected retard
    • Aug 2013
    • 17
    #1

    Hello

    Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    I am a person who lives on Earth, a sinner in need of the saving grace of Jesus Christ who died for my sins and rose again, defeating death and sin and hence closing the gap which fell between God and us as a result of sin.

    I go to Saddleback.

    I found Jesus when I was in first grade, close to 25 years ago at a revival tent.

    Without Christ to bring me through immeasurable pain and suffering, including literally being locked in a cage in the basement, neglect (being locked away by myself for years, often without food), horrible abuse, enduring horrific things, and subsequent abandonment (twice), and then growing up in orphanages until aging out of the system -- I would not be here today without Christ to bring me through.

    So there is a little about me.
    Proverbs 6
    [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
    [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
    [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
    [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
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    • Jim Farmer
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2014
      • 2293
      #2
      Re: Hello

      Welcome xbt

      Not knowing of Saddleback Church, I looked it up. Is it Baptist?
      I did note with concern that they have an HIV-AIDS support group, but no gaysexural conversion courses.

      Your childhood sounds dreadful. Were you parents atheists or were they pagans/witches?
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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063
          #3
          Re: Hello

          Good Lord.

          What did you do to make Jesus send such calamity into your life?

          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by xbt--- View Post
              I go to Saddleback.
              Stop right there.

              Rick Warren is a false Christian               who serves satan.

              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22373
                  #5
                  Re: Hello

                  God doesn't like whiners (Philippians 2:14).

                  Get a bath and get a job!
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Basilissa
                      South of the Border outreach program
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 12978
                      #6
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by xbt--- View Post

                      Without Christ to bring me through immeasurable pain and suffering, including literally being locked in a cage in the basement, neglect (being locked away by myself for years, often without food), horrible abuse, enduring horrific things, and subsequent abandonment (twice), and then growing up in orphanages until aging out of the system -- I would not be here today without Christ to bring me through.
                      Why are you whining about your childhood, then? Did Job whine when God made him sick, killed all his family, and took all of his wealth just for entretainment (Job 1:8-10, Job 2:3-7)? No. Job still praised God.

                      We never know why God makes us suffer. Maybe it's a punishment for your parents' sins (Exodus 20:5), but maybe God just wanted to make you suffer for fun, just like He did with Job. Either way, you still should be grateful. It could have been even worse, you know.
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050
                          #7
                          Re: Hello

                          Indeed, what's with all this complaining? Sounds to me like you had a perfectly normal childhood in a Christian home. As for being "abandoned," I suspect your father felt you were 13, and therefore an adult, and it was time for you to go out into the world and earn your own living and start a family. Nothing wrong with that.
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                            • Naomi Ruth Lamb
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2013
                              • 999
                              #8
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                              Indeed, what's with all this complaining? Sounds to me like you had a perfectly normal childhood in a Christian home. As for being "abandoned," I suspect your father felt you were 13, and therefore an adult, and it was time for you to go out into the world and earn your own living and start a family. Nothing wrong with that.
                              Always the voice of compassionate reason, aren't you, friend?

                              Yours in Jesus,
                              NRL
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                                • Freddy Osborne
                                  True Christian™
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Dec 2011
                                  • 538
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hello

                                  Originally posted by xbt--- View Post
                                  "including literally being locked in a cage in the basement, neglect (being locked away by myself for years, often without food), horrible abuse, enduring horrific things, and subsequent abandonment (twice), and then growing up in orphanages until aging out of the system"
                                  Wow Xbox! Did this have anything to do with self rape?
                                  "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

                                  "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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