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  • #31
    Re: Introduction

    Dragons could wreck unicorns any day.

    But since Christianity speaks ill of dragons (and possibly beholders), I don't think Christianity is for me, especially not fundie Christianity.

    So, deism will have to do before I find something suitable (no, I'm not being atheist, no matter how many times Didymus Much tries to preach to me about atheism)

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    • #32
      Re: Introduction

      Originally posted by ConcernedIndiviual View Post
      No one has the legal right to kill anyone, period.
      That's why I vote Republican. The moratorium on lynch mobs is an imposition on the Christian religion, since the Bible mandates us to kill all sorts of unChristian people, such as gays, disobedient children, adulterers, and wizards.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • #33
        Re: Introduction

        wizards are good people.

        And killing people you see as bad is a crime against humanity as I recall.

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        • #34
          Re: Introduction

          Originally posted by ConcernedIndiviual View Post
          And killing people you see as bad is a crime against humanity as I recall.
          That is merely unsubstantiated opinion.

          Here is what God has to say on the matter:

          Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

          Case closed
          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
          Matthew 7:22
          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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          • #35
            Re: Introduction

            that was from the Old Testament, noob.

            Old Testament morality is dated. Otherwise shellfish would be illegal.

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            • #36
              Re: Introduction

              Originally posted by ConcernedNumbskull View Post
              that was from the Old Testament, noob...
              And guess what Jesus says (in the Bible) is still 100% applicable?

              Matthew 5:17 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil."

              ...Old Testament morality is dated. Otherwise shellfish would be illegal.
              Aaaaannnnd, back to Jesus in the Bible saying you're full of shit when claiming to know what Christianity is about:

              Mark 7:18-23 "18 And he saith unto them, Are ye so without understanding also? Do ye not perceive, that whatsoever thing from without entereth into the man, it cannot defile him; 19 Because it entereth not into his heart, but into the belly, and goeth out into the draught, purging all meats? 20 And he said, That which cometh out of the man, that defileth the man. 21 For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders, 22 Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, pan evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness: 23 All these evil things come from within, and defile the man."

              Read the blessed thing, wouldya? Pretty please, with a crucifiction on top?

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              • #37
                Re: Introduction

                Originally posted by ConcernedNumbskull View Post
                that was from the Old Testament, noob.

                Old Testament morality is dated. Otherwise shellfish would be illegal.
                Look you queer, Atheist- facebook coward Instead of hassling us here good innocent Christian folks, why don't you be a smart ass towards muslims in an islamic website? eh?... oh thats right you dirt bags tell yourselves that Islam is a race and it's a religion of peace, to mask your cowardice don't you? lol.
                Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.

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                • #38
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                  Originally posted by WashedWithHisBlood View Post
                  Look you queer, Atheist- facebook coward Instead of hassling us here good innocent Christian folks, why don't you be a smart ass towards muslims in an islamic website? eh?... oh thats right you dirt bags tell yourselves that Islam is a race and it's a religion of peace, to mask your cowardice don't you? lol.
                  Mooslems cause a ton of injustice and suffering.

                  I don't really agree with Islam and its jihad scheisse.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Introduction

                    Originally posted by ConcernedNumbskull View Post
                    Mooslems cause a ton of injustice and suffering.

                    I don't really agree with Islam and its jihad scheisse.
                    Then get your butt over to

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                    and fight for JESUS and humanity!
                    Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Introduction

                      Originally posted by ConcernedNumbskull View Post
                      that was from the Old Testament, noob.

                      Old Testament morality is dated. Otherwise shellfish would be illegal.
                      Aren't the Ten Commandments in the Old Testament? They don't apply anymore?
                      "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                      • #41
                        Re: Introduction

                        Originally posted by ExGay Alex View Post
                        Aren't the Ten Commandments in the Old Testament? They don't apply anymore?
                        well you got me there, my logic thus does not apply.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Introduction

                          Originally posted by ConcernedNumbskull View Post
                          well you got me there, my logic thus does not apply.
                          Great! Now that you got rid of your "logic," you can start applying God's logic. Start reading now!
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • #43
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                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            Great! Now that you got rid of your "logic," you can start applying God's logic. Start reading now!
                            Amen Sister!

                            I do not understand what's so hard about reading the KJV 1611 Bible? It truly amazes me why people want to talk the talk by saying they're Christian but they refuse to walk the walk by simply reading the Bible?

                            There seems to be a higher chance of an Atheist reading "The God Delusion" than a Christian reading the Bible. If you follow Jesus Christ, read what Jesus Christ actually said.

                            The logical is so basic and so simple that we might have to assume malice.
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22
                            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • #44
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                              there are even crazier Jesus folk though.

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                              • #45
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                                Originally posted by ConcernedNumbskull View Post
                                I'm not actually pagan, but my pants are on fire when it comes to religion.
                                Can you explain to me what exactly that means? I'm only familiar with the expression in the context of the schoolyard taunt, "Liar! Liar! Pants on fire:"
                                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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