[ConcernedNumbskull]

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Can you explain to me what exactly that means? I'm only familiar with the expression in the context of the schoolyard taunt, "Liar! Liar! Pants on fire:"

It means a liar in that context.

[Basilissa]

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It means a liar in that context.

Please correct me if I'm wrong, but have you just confessed to lying about religion, then?

[ConcernedNumbskull]

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Please correct me if I'm wrong, but have you just confessed to lying about religion, then?

lying about being a pagan

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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It means a liar in that context.

As I suspected. I see no reason to do other than shun you, then.

Proverbs 13:5

Goodbye.

[buckhenry]

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The OP is a demon brothers and sisters!!!! I can feel it through all my being!!! The Holy Ghost is trying to warn us not to communicate any longer and cast out this foul spirit!!!! Praise Jesus!!!

[ConcernedNumbskull]

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The OP is a demon brothers and sisters!!!! I can feel it through all my being!!! The Holy Ghost is trying to warn us not to communicate any longer and cast out this foul spirit!!!! Praise Jesus!!!

Why do you feel a dark and foreboding energy in me?

I'm not evil, I hate injustice.

[Didymus Much]

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Why do you feel a dark and foreboding energy in me?...

Mr. Henry is a newcomer here, and not a True Christian(tm) (yet), so I'd worry more about what the Pastors and the other True Christians(tm) have to say.

...I'm not evil, I hate injustice.

And what do you base you sense of justice on? If it's not the Bible, you should not expect a warm welcome for your views.

[ConcernedNumbskull]

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well at least I don't take my opinions from an atheist that tries too hard to replicate the hogwash most people say here!

[Didymus Much]

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well at least I don't take my opinions from an atheist...

Have I shared my opinion in this thread? Nope, just telling you what the Bible says.

...that tries too hard to replicate the hogwash most people say here!

So you're a deist who believes in wizards and calls the Bible hogwash while being ignorant of what it even says. Why should anyone here listen to what you have to say? Why should they even continue to pay for your bandwidth?

[ConcernedNumbskull]

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because apparently Landover is almost as bad as Westboro.

[John Creeser]

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because apparently Landover is almost as bad as Westboro.

Don't you dare compare us with those liberals. Do you know they let their women speak in church?

1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.

[Midge Murphy]

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Westboro Baptist is full of liberals. They believe women have the right to speak in the church and teach, etc. Re-read 1 Corinthians 14:34 and 1 Timothy 2:12.

At Landover, we believe in ALL of the Bible, not just the convenient parts.

We also believe in banana bread. Take 1 cup walnuts, toasted and coarsely chopped, 1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour, 3/4 cup granulated white sugar, 1 teaspoon baking powder, 1/4 teaspoon baking soda, 1/4 teaspoon salt, 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon, 2 large eggs, lightly beaten, 1/2 cup unsalted butter, melted and cooled, 3 ripe large bananas (approximately 1 pound or 454 grams), mashed well (about 1-1/2 cups) and 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract.

What you want to do is preheat your oven to 350 degrees F and place oven rack to middle position. Butter and flour (or spray with a non stick vegetable/flour spray) the bottom and sides of a 9 x 5 x 3 inch loaf pan. Set aside. Then, place the nuts on a baking sheet and bake for about 8 to 10 minutes or until lightly toasted. Let cool and then chop coarsely. In a large bowl combine the flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, and nuts. Set aside. In a medium-sized bowl combine the mashed bananas, eggs, melted butter, and vanilla. With a rubber spatula or wooden spoon, lightly fold the wet ingredients (banana mixture) into the dry ingredients just until combined and the batter is thick and chunky. (The important thing is not to over mix the batter. You do not want it smooth. Over mixing the batter will yield tough, rubbery bread.) Scrape batter into prepared pan. Bake until bread is golden brown and a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean, about 55 to 60 minutes. Place on a wire rack to cool and then remove the bread from the pan. Serve warm or at room temperature.

I like to take it out of the oven after 15 minutes of baking and with a wet knife I make a cross in the loaf, to remind me of Christ. Then put it back to finish baking.

[GOD=life]

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Don't you dare compare us with those liberals. Do you know they let their women speak in church?

Completely agree. It's so cringe-worthy to see one of those liberals screaming. Yikes.

Just because someone is "against gays" does not automatically make them Christian. Mooooslim terrorists are also against homersexuality but no one would say: eh, they're Christian.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I'm not evil, I hate injustice.

By definition if you are not a True Christian™ (and you are not), you are evil (Matthew 12:30).

Perhaps no better illustration of Justice in the history of mankind can be found than that of King David’s outrage when the poor man’s lamb was taken away by the rich man (2 Samuel 12:1-14). We relate to this outrage because we are created in God's Image and so we too desire justice (Genesis 1:27; Deuteronomy 32:4). That is why Nathan told the story to David in the first place. King David recognized his own injustice in taking Uriah’s wife from him. David’s immediate repentant prayer was effective because by admitting his sin against God, he acknowledged the Righteousness of God.

Acknowledging the Righteousness of God is important for everyone to know, which is why God commissioned this event to have been recorded in His Holy Bible. It's important because it shows that while God will accept your fear and obedience, He will still kill your innocent child to make a point, so be careful and don't offend Him if you love your babies.

[Roland]

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[...]We also believe in banana bread. [...]

Thank you for sharing the recipe! This looks like something that tastes great and would be excellent to give plenty of energy on the longer bicycle rides.