[FroYoInfo]

Re: Hello to landover.

Hello, my impressionable, mentally weak, vulnerable, young, new friend!

I take it your username means you can provide us with information about frozen yogurt. Do you work at a frozen yogurt stand? Isn't it wonderful how God has blessed us with a country where everybody can find a job where they're able to contribute at their own level?

I'm sure selling frozen yogurt is all you can ever hope to do, and that is OK!

Isn't God wonderful?

Actually, I have no job... Yet. I am still in college and planning on being an astrophysicist.

[GOD=life]

Re: Hello to landover.

Actually, I have no job... Yet. I am still in college and planning on being an astrophysicist.

Why would you spend years of your life learning astrology? Even Richard Dawkins thinks that's hogwash.

[FroYoInfo]

Re: Hello to landover.

Why would you spend years of your life learning astrology? Even Richard Dawkins thinks that's hogwash.

I'm confused as why you asked that. I'm planning on being an astrophysicist, not an astrologer.
Astrology isn't really even related to astrophysics.

[Gregory Mitch]

Re: Hello to landover.

It seems I have gained much negative reputation. May I ask: Why? I'm sorry if I offended anyone by what I said. Please forgive me. I am just a peace loving guy here that wants to make friends with a wide range of people, including the Christians at Landover. I'm sorry if we got off on the wrong foot.

It's simple. You have offended many people with your rejection of the true lord and savior, Jesus Christ. I will pray for those who have to be within a mile radius of you, as the horrible sounds and drool must be too much to handle.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello to landover.

I'm confused as why you asked that. I'm planning on being an astrophysicist, not an astrologer.
Astrology isn't really even related to astrophysics.

Stars in astrology - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Astronomy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Now, I do not cotton much to Internet rumors unless they are backed by the blessing of God and the KJV Bible or a actual Pastor like Pastor Ezekiel or Rev. Osborne. But I know how you kooky kisz like to refer to it so I got those two links (above) for you.


Friend, if you'd read the KJV Bible, you'd find out all you need to about the stars. Each one, barely larger than the fat end of a thumbtack, set in place by God and coated in diamond dust to make them twinkle.

Are Stars Actually Giant Diamonds? Science and Math Confirms It!


How can we see stars if they are "millions of light years" away?

[FroYoInfo]

Re: Hello to landover.

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[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello to landover.

FroYo, I see that you have returned to us. Pray tell, where have you been?

[Regis Alexandrus]

Re: Hello to landover.

Hello, LBC. I am a man with ASD, Autism Spectrum Disorder. I do not go to any church, as I am not Christian. I am not of a religion, but I wouldn't call myself athiest. I have many idols and one of them is Jesus Christ. I also look up to other religious figures, like Confucius, and Buddha. I am not here to flame you. I am normally laid back and relaxed, but will get angry sometimes.
Have a nice day.

I used to be a hardcore Christ-hater during my middle school years because I had a lot if antagonistic relationships with my teachers and principals and because I saw Christianity as a cult of happy-go-lucky apathetic hypocrites who expoused false piety while the rest of the world suffered. I had a reversion experience in the summer of 2007, right before my junior year of high school because I realized that Christianity was not what I hated with a pyrogenic animosity, but rather the hypocrisy and apathy of many professing Christians, which Christ Himself said that he resented in Matthew 25 and John 15. Turn your heart to Christ by repenting of evil and abide by His commandments and He will manifest Himself to you as He said in John 15:21. From my experiences, He may manifest Himself in events that answer our prayers. Semper pax Christe tecum.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello to landover.

I used to be a hardcore Christ-hater during my middle school years because I had a lot if antagonistic relationships with my teachers and principals and because I saw Christianity as a cult of happy-go-lucky apathetic hypocrites who expoused false piety while the rest of the world suffered. I had a reversion experience in the summer of 2007, right before my junior year of high school because I realized that Christianity was not what I hated with a pyrogenic animosity, but rather the hypocrisy and apathy of many professing Christians, which Christ Himself said that he resented in Matthew 25 and John 15. Turn your heart to Christ by repenting of evil and abide by His commandments and He will manifest Himself to you as He said in John 15:21. From my experiences, He may manifest Himself in events that answer our prayers. Semper pax Christe tecum.

I know, right? So many false so-called "Christians" do not even want to know what really is in the Bible, have never actually read it, and therefore are not interested in following the rules given us by God to follow.

It's sad, but it is part of God's plan, as He set up the whole enterprise in such a way that most humanity goes to , and only selected few get to enjoy Heaven:

Matthew 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hello to landover.

Hello


Thanks for your introduction.


I did not notice any particular reference to the importance of weapons in your declaimed wish for peace.

Perhaps you could address that point.

Acts 2:2-3 KJV
..suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting. And there appeared unto them cloven tongues like as of fire, and it sat upon each of them.

[Midge Murphy]

Re: Hello to landover.

Hello, LBC. I am a man with ASD, Autism Spectrum Disorder. blah blah blah

In which part of the body is your autism spectrum?

I had a thyroid disorder once. God cured it. Try putting your hands over the area where your autism spectrum can be located and pray in Jesus' name. That should solve the issue.

[FroYoInfo]

Re: Hello to landover.

In which part of the body is your autism spectrum?

ASD is a neurological disorder, and like all mental disorders, is caused by the brain. Autism is related to many areas, but mostly to the area around the brain stem, such as the amygdala.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello to landover.

ASD is a neurological disorder, and like all mental disorders, is caused by the brain.

So now you're saying that autism is an imaginary disease, caused by hysteria or hypochondria of an individual?

Are you suggesting that autistic individuals, instead of praying for them, simply need a good spanking?

[Midge Murphy]

Re: Hello to landover.

In which part of the body is your autism spectrum?

I had a thyroid disorder once. God cured it. Try putting your hands over the area where your autism spectrum can be located and pray in Jesus' name. That should solve the issue.

I think I can cure this problem of yours. I suspect that the affliction is caused by demons, which can infest the brain. Observe:

Matthew 9:32-34

32 As they went out, behold, they brought to him a dumb man possessed with a devil.

33 And when the devil was cast out, the dumb spake: and the multitudes marvelled, saying, It was never so seen in Israel.

34 But the Pharisees said, He casteth out devils through the prince of the devils.

The Bible also tells us that one way to repulse our enemies is to eat a special barley cake, which will cause enemies (be they Babylonians or demons) to leave you alone. Try this recipe from Ezekiel 4:12 and let us know if you are still autistic after one week of eating only this.

grind the following in a food processor to make a fine meal:

1 cup organic sprouted wheat
1 1/2 cups organic sprouted barley
1/2 cup organic sprouted millet
1/2 cup malted barley
1/3 cup organic sprouted lentils
1/3 cup organic sprouted soybeans
1/3 organic sprouted spelt

To this, add 1 cup of human poop, 2 cups filtered water heated to 90 degrees F, one package of fresh yeast and two pinches of sea salt.

For the human poop, I suggest eating a balanced diet for three days, and it is best if it is not too runny or hard. It should be a good floater, preferably one that popped out relatively cleanly with little wiping (too much wiping = too hard (discard) and the kind that you have to pinch and use half a roll to clean up after is too soft (also discard)). It can be yours or the poop of a loved one, provided it comes from a human person.

Process until you have a sticky dough, the roll out on a floured board and kneed for 10 minutes until the dough is elastic. Put in a bowl and cover with plastic wrap and let it rise. It will not rise much.

Spread it on a cookie sheet and bake at 400 for one hour or until dried and crunchy. Serve with butter and jam.

Makes a good breakfast meal or accompanies a good beer, such as Schlitz or Pabst Blue Ribbon. If you're a wine drinker, the best wine to be paired with the taste of human shit is a Slovak or Romanian red.

Deelishious!!! Hope you enjoy!!

[Lcole91]

Re: Hello to landover.

Dear Retard;

Why are you here? This is a Christian forum. For normal people.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel


PS. If you are truly interested in finding Salvation, I suggest you order this book. It is available on Amazon.

who are you to say what normal is , every ones reality of normal is different , so there is no NORMAL