[Roland]

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Agreed.

Below I'm copying a terrifying example of bestiality, specifically animal-on-plant sex. It's terrible. It's abhorrent. It's utterly disgusting. I'm practically out of words to describe how bad it is.[...]

That seems pretty benign, check this out:

[Basilissa]

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That seems pretty benign, check this out:

Oh, my poor eyes! How can I un-see this atrocity?

[Elmer G. White]

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That seems pretty benign, check this out:

Oh, my poor eyes! How can I un-see this atrocity?

Dear Sister,

I think that Matthew 18:9 is something we should really consider. The creeping thing (Genesis 1:24) in the above picture is according to the precise baraminological classification of Creation Science a bumblebee.

Seems innocent.

It is not.

The archaic name for the bumblebee in the parent language of American (English) was "dumbledore". Now, we all know that Dumbledore is the name of a gay sodomistic homer witch in the Harry Potter heresy. Again, the fall caused by the fist woman has ramifications in all creation!



Romans 8:22
For we know that the whole creation groaneth and travaileth in pain together until now.

Next question: What do these creeping things (aka insects) actually do when they fornicate with flowers? They collect POLLEN. Pollen is the plant equivalent of semen, sperm, the homer nectar! We must admit that quite a few of these insects are female laborers but there are also drones, insect men, that eat and consume and collect pollen. Thus, the fall recruited these creeping things not only to fornicate with flowers in floral bestiality. In addition, these acts are sodomistic. Luckily, in Heaven, the leaves fall not, flowers do not wither, no pollen is needed, no more fornication, no more conjugal relations or marital duties. I can't wait! It will be the land of our people for ever!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Basilissa]

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Dear Sister,

I think that Matthew 18:9 is something we should really consider. The creeping thing (Genesis 1:24) in the above picture is according to the precise baraminological classification of Creation Science a bumblebee.

Seems innocent.

It is not.

The archaic name for the bumblebee in the parent language of American (English) was "dumbledore". Now, we all know that Dumbledore is the name of a gay sodomistic homer witch in the Harry Potter heresy. Again, the fall caused by the fist woman has ramifications in all creation!

Romans 8:22
For we know that the whole creation groaneth and travaileth in pain together until now.

Next question: What do these creeping things (aka insects) actually do when they fornicate with flowers? They collect POLLEN. Pollen is the plant equivalent of semen, sperm, the homer nectar! We must admit that quite a few of these insects are female laborers but there are also drones, insect men, that eat and consume and collect pollen. Thus, the fall recruited these creeping things not only to fornicate with flowers in floral bestiality. In addition, these acts are sodomistic. Luckily, in Heaven, the leaves fall not, flowers do not wither, no pollen is needed, no more fornication, no more conjugal relations or marital duties. I can't wait! It will be the land of our people for ever!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

I knew that all insects were doomed homosexuals. As we know, all homosexuals are deviants. Insects are also deviants: I have seen mutant insects with 6+ legs, while the Bible is very clear that all insects have just four legs:

Leviticus 11:20-22
20 All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you.
21 Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth;
22 Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind.

Since reading this passage, I always cut off the extra legs of beetles and other insects that I happen to see. How dare they oppose their Creator by growing extra limbs???