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  • A Guy with Bible
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2015
    • 13

    #1

    Hello True Christians

    Hello True Christians my name is Dean im a ex atheist who was wasting his time with gaming until 1 day while finishing a game called minecraft i found the ending weird and googled for a explanation of the ending

    What i found was shocking some sites claim that the creator Notch and his team were controled by Satan (look how both notch and satan both got 5 letters) while making this game and next i googled "is minecraft satanic" and i found this site since then after finding the truth i quit gaming and finally got myself a gf i cant believe how much time i wasted on stupid illusions of Satan he is indeed quite the trickster

    Now im doing my best to be a Christian and when my gf and soon to be wife makes a kid with me i will do MY BEST TO PROTECT MY CHILD From the unholy crap called games!!!

    Sorry for the bad english im from Greece im thinking of mastering my english and moving to USA forever i cant stand being european trash

    And i want to join the army and kill some dirty ugly mooslime nigroes in the name of Jesus!!!
  • KateSanders
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2011
    • 77

    #2
    Re: Hello True Christians

    Welcome to God's favorite forums. What is your favorite bible verse, and what church do you go to?

    Also, I feel the need to inform you that proper grammar is not the enemy. Capitalize your I's and please try to use some punctuation. I know Greece is an uncivilized, sinful place, but here in America we try to do things right.

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    • A Guy with Bible
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jun 2015
      • 13

      #3
      Re: Hello True Christians

      Originally posted by KateSanders View Post
      Welcome to God's favorite forums. What is your favorite bible verse, and what church do you go to?

      Also, I feel the need to inform you that proper grammar is not the enemy. Capitalize your I's and please try to use some punctuation. I know Greece is an uncivilized, sinful place, but here in America we try to do things right.

      Hello my favorite verse is

      John 3:16

      "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life"

      I go to the most close church from my home called St. George Orthodox Church every Sunday and at times go bring food for poor people

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      • KateSanders
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Nov 2011
        • 77

        #4
        Re: Hello True Christians

        I thought everyone in Greece was poor.

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        • Elmer G. White
          Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
          Victim of atheist scientific persecution
           
          • Apr 2014
          • 10273

          #5
          Re: Hello True Christians

          Hello, Mr. Dean,

          Ἀσπάζομαι!

          How nice to have someone from Grease here. My condolences for the sorry state of your beautiful country's economy. We all miss king Constantine II, under whose rule things were apparently better. Do you think it was sin that was the ultimate cause of your economic collapse?

          You've chosen a nice verse, John 3:16. I also like it. It shows without any doubt how the Kingdom of God is reserved for the True Believers™ and the unbelievers are left out. At least in Heaven we can be among ourselves and discard the sinners. Glory!

          You mentioned a Grease Orthodox Church. That is worrisome. Is there a decent Baptist congregation nearby that you could attend to? How's your wife? Have you fathered many soldiers for Christ?

          I am very excited to have a Greek person here. So many questions! You have such a great history of magnificent things (Paul's sermon at the Areopagus is one of the pivotal moments in world history) and things of the fallen world (is it true that your people practically invented sodomy?)! Do you use the Textus Receptus during worship? It is undoubtedly the best Greek translation of the thoughts of Jesus! And compatible with the KJV.



          I think you have great potential. I hope you don't mind my many questions. You must be proud to be of the heritage that was among the first to hear the Good News about Jesus!



          Acts 17:4
          And some of them believed, and consorted with Paul and Silas; and of the devout Greeks a great multitude, and of the chief women not a few.



          Yours in Christ,

          Elmer
          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #6
            Re: Hello True Christians

            Hello Guy,

            Why are you prattling on about Minecraft? And who is this Notch you speak of? That's a name?

            I think you're a little too familiar with the personalities behind these irrelevant entertainments.

            How about posting a real introduction?

            Let's hear about your relationship with Jesus instead of all this foolishness.
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            • Brother Tobias
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2015
              • 63

              #7
              Re: Hello True Christians

              Hello and Welcome

              I liked you introduction.

              How are you coping in the poverty stricken Greece?

              Money isn't everything But its always good to have some for a rainy day.

              With or with out money Jesus will never forsake. I recommend reading the Bible KJV. Salvation is within your grasp.

              Hebrews 13:5 (KJV) Let your conversation be without covetousness; and be content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee.
              1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:

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              • A Guy with Bible
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jun 2015
                • 13

                #8
                Re: Hello True Christians

                Thank you guys

                I believe that our economy fell because of our corrupt leaders who by using a weird sound wave machine made by satan or aliens made 90% of the greek popupation mindless lazy atheists who soon will all rum out of money and die

                Notch is the name of the atheist from sweden who created this minecraft game
                I feel sick even by writing his name!

                I know a lot about satanic entertainment because i was a gamer a while ago Thank God i was saved before i ended up living in a basement with my mom like all rest gamers

                Im working on creating soldiers for Jesus i think 7 will be enough but i need to live this unholy country to find a job to feed and raise all those soldiers

                And no im afraid there is no baptist congregation nearby
                But i think my church is ok there were never any bad news regarding this church and it got a nice reputation

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                • Alvin Moss
                  Serving Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 4468

                  #9
                  Re: Hello True Christians

                  Greeks are primarily known as sodomites in most of the world, but in the US they seem to congregate at institutions of advanced learning, where they fort up in houses and drink large amounts of alcohol. Here in America, the neighbors all want to get rid of them due to wild parties.

                  I am somewhat surprised to find a Christian Greek, as they are known to be papists, though not the kind in thrall to the Pope of Rome.

                  Welcome then, Greek. Do tell us of your adventures in Grease with the local heathens. God Bless!
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Hello True Christians

                    Welcome to God's favorite forum. How many times have you been sodomized? I know that all greeks grow up being sodomized on a regular basis.

                    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
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                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • A Guy with Bible
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jun 2015
                      • 13

                      #11
                      Re: Hello True Christians

                      I killed 3 mooslimes today guys
                      I managed to save my friend called George ans we now do competition on who will kill the most mooslike nigras each day

                      Tommorow i will use my new shiny revolver blessed by holy water to kill as much mooslimes as i can

                      They start to hide now and make us waste time to find them but its ok I WILL ENJOY ALL THE TIME IN HEAVEN WITH GOD WHILE I EAT POPCORN and watch all the nIGraS i killed burn in hell and laugh!!!

                      Question, is it ok to kill homersexuals or can they be saved?
                      If they refuse help should i let Jesus take care of them or kill them myself?
                      And are all mooslimes 100% enemy or theres a chance to convert them?

                      Last time i tried to talk to one he exploded and i lost my left arm
                      So im taking caution now and just shoot in the head

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                      • Basilissa
                        South of the Border outreach program
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 12986

                        #12
                        Re: Hello True Christians

                        Originally posted by A Guy with Bible View Post
                        I killed 3 mooslimes today guys
                        I managed to save my friend called George ans we now do competition on who will kill the most mooslike nigras each day

                        Tommorow i will use my new shiny revolver blessed by holy water to kill as much mooslimes as i can

                        They start to hide now and make us waste time to find them but its ok I WILL ENJOY ALL THE TIME IN HEAVEN WITH GOD WHILE I EAT POPCORN and watch all the nIGraS i killed burn in hell and laugh!!!

                        Question, is it ok to kill homersexuals or can they be saved?
                        If they refuse help should i let Jesus take care of them or kill them myself?
                        And are all mooslimes 100% enemy or theres a chance to convert them?

                        Last time i tried to talk to one he exploded and i lost my left arm
                        So im taking caution now and just shoot in the head
                        Hi, sweetie. I wasn't aware that Grease law allow shooting people (1 Peter 2:13). So I gather that your country is like a modern Wild West, huh?
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

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                        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
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                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
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                        • Alvin Moss
                          Serving Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2013
                          • 4468

                          #13
                          Re: Hello True Christians

                          Originally posted by A Guy with Bible View Post
                          I killed 3 mooslimes today guys
                          I managed to save my friend called George ans we now do competition on who will kill the most mooslike nigras each day

                          Tommorow i will use my new shiny revolver blessed by holy water to kill as much mooslimes as i can

                          They start to hide now and make us waste time to find them but its ok I WILL ENJOY ALL THE TIME IN HEAVEN WITH GOD WHILE I EAT POPCORN and watch all the nIGraS i killed burn in hell and laugh!!!

                          Question, is it ok to kill homersexuals or can they be saved?
                          If they refuse help should i let Jesus take care of them or kill them myself?
                          And are all mooslimes 100% enemy or theres a chance to convert them?

                          Last time i tried to talk to one he exploded and i lost my left arm
                          So im taking caution now and just shoot in the head

                          You seem violent, friend. Are all you Greeks so bloodthirsty?
                          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                          • A Guy with Bible
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jun 2015
                            • 13

                            #14
                            Re: Hello True Christians

                            Most people here are not bloodthirsty and i was not either but i cant just stand living along with all those filthy satanists near me so im "cleaning" my neighborhood or how its spelled

                            And yes shooting is allowed the police got so corrupt that they even shoot innocent christian kids!

                            Also sad news guys the mooslimes killed my friend by exploding while he was trying to convert one, i told him to just shoot him in the head and look what happened
                            R.I.P George 1994-2015
                            Good Christian man who killed 2 mooslimes and 1 asian pedophile

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