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  • My Testimony

    Hello Brothers and Sisters,

    It is important to me to register on Halloween because in saved by Christ I have defeated demonic oppression to rub in the face of as saved I have been once for the taking, in 1999 as a lost sinner didn't have as many as the blood was covered but let them who have ears let them hear but who has sight? Who has it but that without the blood covering eyes without blood our eyes would wither and die the vessels travelling in front of the cornea as an allegory to how GOD SEES US THROUGH THE BLOOD OF JESUS. If our eyes did not have these blood vessels in front of the Corneas of our eyes then the light (sight of sin) would be so overwhelming that our sight would be lost but only the Father can see our sin and for a sinner (just like an alcoholic can drink an entire bottle that would kill someone else) is easy to see how it seems "small" BUT TO GOD THERE ARE NO BIG OR SMALL SINS. But back to my testimony, started with a tract I recieved from a Land something Baptist Church (Landover is closest I could find) so that is thanks to be had through the eternal ages, I wonder at times how atheists could chose that path at least without burning themselves with an entire lighter down to the last drop of butane and seeing if they can bear it. Eternity is a long time.


    Beyond this, believing that if not you can be without the presence of the holy angels and the presence of God That presence can torment you or lead to everlasting pleasure at the hands of yourself that if on earth you served your flesh to the detriment of a perfect and holy eternal God, your involuntary pain and torture will invert itself into praise and the sounds of glory as your screams express your own pain which in itself glorifies God, but IF ON EARTH you CRY OUT AGAINST your sin nature that you are fated with, clinging to the cross of Christ and accepting the sacrifice of his holy blood and flesh in spite of your sin nature and counting your own life as worthless in the light of an eternity with GOD, THEN will your actual praise and burning voices adoration beneath HIS throne translate in reality to real praise because you died to sins and counted that without loss to begin at that one thing, started backwards from the sin nature even clinging to hope that as a sign of strength began running down the foot of life didn't have you one thing but only that one thing was the blood and the blood only can wash away sins as a person cringing at their own flesh at the same time is SELF AWARE believing that the mind can at once conquer the flesh and affect the eternal destiny of the soul by clinging to HOPE, to the CROSS of Christ and then can God recognize it. That while on earth surrounded by the ripe low hanging fruit of sin you chose to CRY OUT AGAINST FATE, COUNT YOUR LIFE AND PLEASURES AS WORTHLESS and run to HIM despite the temporal pleasures offered by sin, and then in Love will you enter into the joy of the LORD. But if on earth taking the broad path you embrace those things which hurt the infinate creator GOD and bring your feeble flesh a little pleasure, basically purchasing a cheap high for a price you can never pay. GOD WILL extract that price from you which will never come but after eternity has passed which it will never, your screams AGAINST it will be translated into an eternal praise to GOD which you can either 1) PRAISE GOD THROUGH DIEING TO FLESH EVERY DAY or 2) PRAISE GOD BY LIVING FOR FLESH THEN SCREAMING IN THE PAIN OF THE FLESH FOR ETERNITY. There really isn't another option we are to THANK GOD for even option 1 being available to us because he would have been completely JUST to simply burn the flame of torment against us rather than reaching out. There one a sinless state two a sinful state three a sacrifice for sin and there will never be a second sacrifice for sin. The point being God does not send you to hell.

    But I thank Jesus Christ with every ounce of my being for allowing me an eternity WITH HIM and nothing TORMENTED BY HIM. I know he could extract the same amount of praise by torture, BUT HE CHOSE BY HIS OWN TORTURE To have me love him. I really don't have any more words. Thank you bretheren.

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    Re: My Testimony

    This is the introduction forum, young lady. Kindly dispense with twaddling walls of text that are nearly impossible to read.

    We can discuss your filthy demons and help remove the nasty stains on your soul, but you need to let Jesus inside you as a first step, not justify your sin just because He temporarily died for you and me.

    Now then, do you accept Jesus as your Savior? Do you attend a real church? Do you WANT to be the normal person God intended?

    In Christ
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    • #3
      Re: My Testimony

      Welcome, person. You have written a fine report here in the introduction section, but, sadly, you have omitted the introduction part of the introduction.

      What is your congregation? Who is your Pastor? How were you saved?

      Brevity, brevity.

      God Bless!
      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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      • #4
        Re: My Testimony

        Hello dear and welcome. I'm afraid I have neither the time nor the patience right now to read through your impenetrable post - was it written by one of those botts? What we would really like to know is:
        • What church you go to.
        • What your favorite Bible verse is.
        • How you came to find Jesus.

        All the best, dear.
        YiC
        J L-V
        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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        • #5
          Re: My Testimony

          I was saved in 1999 after reading a Baptist tract

          My church is the Bible Missionary Baptist Church

          Favorite bible passage is Nahum 3:5-65 Behold, I am against thee, saith the Lord of hosts; and I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakedness, and the kingdoms thy shame.

          6 And I will cast abominable filth upon thee, and make thee vile, and will set thee as a gazingstock.

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          • #6
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            Well... Hell there Hobgobbler and welcome to God's Favorite Forums™! I'd like to think Christ Jesus has led you here with a purpose, but I'm not sure what exactly that is. A lot of folks are under the misunderstanding that Jesus accepts everyone who accepts Him, but scripture teaches us otherwise.

            Leviticus 21:18-23
            18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
            19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
            20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
            21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
            22 He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.
            23 Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the LORD do sanctify them.
            And we must follow the Old Testament rules according to Jesus Christ in Matthew 5:17-19 and Luke 16:17!

            While reading your first post, I began to smell burning toast and my left eye rolled back into my socket. I prayed for Christ to deliver me from your introduction, but He clearly had a further purpose for me here on Earth. So, here I am, welcoming you. Welcome (unless you have a mental defect). Praise Jesus!

            How old are you? Are you physically capable? Do you like sports?
            Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
            -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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            • #7
              Re: My Testimony

              Originally posted by hobblehonker View Post
              Favorite bible passage is Nahum 3:5-65
              Ah, yes, Nahum. A much under-appreciated minor prophet. I always thought it was a pity that he gained the name Nahum the Elkoshite, when Adam had seen fit to call that large antlered creature an elk.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • #8
                Re: My Testimony

                Hello young Hobbit. I dare not say welcome as I don't have any idea what you wrote in your post. I started squinting at the repulsive alphabetic wall thinking it might be one of those Satanic subliminal pictures, but I could not see anything, or perhaps you just draw extremely badly.
                I did however notice that you shouted a lot in that mass of test. How did you come to contract Tourette syndrome? What was it you did to anger God?
                Do you have a Hobbit Husband? Does he own one of those rings that enables him to disappear? I could certainly see how this would come in use considering the disposition you have with shouting, but non the less witchcraft falls under the category of "Satanic Worship"
                Perhaps your Husband might also like to join here and optimistically Pray for Salvation?
                What is more curious is that you were able to sign up here. We have an age restriction which I can only assume is also a height restriction. This poses another question; Is your computer on the floor or do you live in one of those children's outdoor play units?

                I've just noticed the time and realised that it is probably lunch time there in New Zealand. So I bid you good day and hope that you enjoy your Fush 'n' Chups. As God isn't available to Midgets I certainly hope you find something else of use in this forum and that your climbing up onto a stool wasn't in vain.

                Brother BAW

                Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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                • #9
                  Re: My Testimony

                  Greetings Honkey. I am not from Babylon but I am here for a time to learn to be a lawyer at the University of Wisconsin which is the best university in your country. These are white people here and they are very kind. I am not a white man but I know all about the white man because I went to the Methodist school in Kingston where all the teachers are white. They are from Indiana which is a state here in Babylon. Do you live near that place?
                  Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
                    Greetings Honkey. I am not from Babylon but I am here for a time to learn to be a lawyer at the University of Wisconsin which is the best university in your country. These are white people here and they are very kind. I am not a white man but I know all about the white man because I went to the Methodist school in Kingston where all the teachers are white. They are from Indiana which is a state here in Babylon. Do you live near that place?

                    Thank you brother.

                    My church brought in a cardboard cutout of Scott Walker to lay hands on in prayer before the Lord to provide protection of his angels and covering in the blood of Jesus.

                    But we had difficulty finding a print shop to print it out, ultimately we had to repurpose one of a race car driver from behind a local gas station.

                    But God Bless Wisconsin and your great governor who is a man of God. He is saving Fetuses and saving the state from union terrorists

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                    • #11
                      Re: My Testimony

                      Greetings, Hoofengoggle, I must confess I'm confused by your introductory post.

                      But if you're telling us you are suffering from demonic possession, I can assure you you've come to the right place.

                      Say, do you have Skype? Why don't we chat and talk about your challenges?
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                      • #12
                        Re: My Testimony

                        Originally posted by hobblehonker View Post
                        Hello Brothers and Sisters,

                        It is important to me to register on Halloween because in saved by Christ I have defeated demonic oppression to rub in the face of as saved I have been once for the taking, in 1999 as a lost sinner didn't have as many as the blood was covered but let them who have ears let them hear but who has sight? Who has it but that without the blood covering eyes without blood our eyes would wither and die the vessels travelling in front of the cornea as an allegory to how GOD SEES US THROUGH THE BLOOD OF JESUS. If our eyes did not have these blood vessels in front of the Corneas of our eyes then the light (sight of sin) would be so overwhelming that our sight would be lost but only the Father can see our sin and for a sinner (just like an alcoholic can drink an entire bottle that would kill someone else) is easy to see how it seems "small" BUT TO GOD THERE ARE NO BIG OR SMALL SINS. But back to my testimony, started with a tract I recieved from a Land something Baptist Church (Landover is closest I could find) so that is thanks to be had through the eternal ages, I wonder at times how atheists could chose that path at least without burning themselves with an entire lighter down to the last drop of butane and seeing if they can bear it. Eternity is a long time.


                        Beyond this, believing that if not you can be without the presence of the holy angels and the presence of God That presence can torment you or lead to everlasting pleasure at the hands of yourself that if on earth you served your flesh to the detriment of a perfect and holy eternal God, your involuntary pain and torture will invert itself into praise and the sounds of glory as your screams express your own pain which in itself glorifies God, but IF ON EARTH you CRY OUT AGAINST your sin nature that you are fated with, clinging to the cross of Christ and accepting the sacrifice of his holy blood and flesh in spite of your sin nature and counting your own life as worthless in the light of an eternity with GOD, THEN will your actual praise and burning voices adoration beneath HIS throne translate in reality to real praise because you died to sins and counted that without loss to begin at that one thing, started backwards from the sin nature even clinging to hope that as a sign of strength began running down the foot of life didn't have you one thing but only that one thing was the blood and the blood only can wash away sins as a person cringing at their own flesh at the same time is SELF AWARE believing that the mind can at once conquer the flesh and affect the eternal destiny of the soul by clinging to HOPE, to the CROSS of Christ and then can God recognize it. That while on earth surrounded by the ripe low hanging fruit of sin you chose to CRY OUT AGAINST FATE, COUNT YOUR LIFE AND PLEASURES AS WORTHLESS and run to HIM despite the temporal pleasures offered by sin, and then in Love will you enter into the joy of the LORD. But if on earth taking the broad path you embrace those things which hurt the infinate creator GOD and bring your feeble flesh a little pleasure, basically purchasing a cheap high for a price you can never pay. GOD WILL extract that price from you which will never come but after eternity has passed which it will never, your screams AGAINST it will be translated into an eternal praise to GOD which you can either 1) PRAISE GOD THROUGH DIEING TO FLESH EVERY DAY or 2) PRAISE GOD BY LIVING FOR FLESH THEN SCREAMING IN THE PAIN OF THE FLESH FOR ETERNITY. There really isn't another option we are to THANK GOD for even option 1 being available to us because he would have been completely JUST to simply burn the flame of torment against us rather than reaching out. There one a sinless state two a sinful state three a sacrifice for sin and there will never be a second sacrifice for sin. The point being God does not send you to hell.

                        But I thank Jesus Christ with every ounce of my being for allowing me an eternity WITH HIM and nothing TORMENTED BY HIM. I know he could extract the same amount of praise by torture, BUT HE CHOSE BY HIS OWN TORTURE To have me love him. I really don't have any more words. Thank you bretheren.
                        I don't get it. Is this some kind of magic eye poster from the 90's?

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • #13
                          Re: My Testimony

                          Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                          I don't get it. Is this some kind of magic eye poster from the 90's?

                          YIC
                          That is exactly what I asked Brother Laurence, it just took me more words. Did you see anything when you squinted?
                          Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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                          • #14
                            Re: My Testimony

                            Originally posted by Back against wall View Post
                            Did you see anything when you squinted?
                            Yes. Yes I did. And typical of the kind of Godmockers we seem to have so recently it is an image of a turgid penile member.



                            YIC
                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              Originally posted by hobblehonker View Post
                              Thank you brother.

                              My church brought in a cardboard cutout of Scott Walker to lay hands on in prayer before the Lord to provide protection of his angels and covering in the blood of Jesus.

                              But we had difficulty finding a print shop to print it out, ultimately we had to repurpose one of a race car driver from behind a local gas station.

                              But God Bless Wisconsin and your great governor who is a man of God. He is saving Fetuses and saving the state from union terrorists
                              You seem a friendly white man. The white people here in Wisconsin are also friendly and they are educating me in the law at no charge to ease their white guilt and also giving me 400usd every week for my expenses.

                              I am not sure who this man Scott Walker is but if he is the governor then I have heard many bad things about him. I have gone to several political meetings with the white girls. They have a lot of meetings. Mostly they talk about Bernie Sanders who is a great man and a socialist and he is to be the next president of Babylon. I have been duly registered to vote and I will vote for him. We are socialists in my own country which is Jamaica. They are for the Black people.
                              Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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