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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12997

    #16
    Re: My Testimony

    Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
    I am not sure who this man Scott Walker is but if he is the governor then I have heard many bad things about him. I have gone to several political meetings with the white girls. They have a lot of meetings. Mostly they talk about Bernie Sanders who is a great man and a socialist and he is to be the next president of Babylon. I have been duly registered to vote and I will vote for him. We are socialists in my own country which is Jamaica. They are for the Black people.
    1. You're not in Babylon (Mesopotamia), you're in the USA (America).

    2. Please do vote, I will be more than happy to send you to prison and then deport you back to your hellhole for vote fraud. And you'll have to pay all of the scholarship back. Win-win for this Godly country.

    I wonder if expressing intention to commit vote fraud counts as a crime? In this case, we wouldn't have to wait until November 2016 to deal with you.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Brother Edward
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2015
      • 21

      #17
      Re: My Testimony

      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
      1. You're not in Babylon (Mesopotamia), you're in the USA (America).

      2. Please do vote, I will be more than happy to send you to prison and then deport you back to your hellhole for vote fraud. And you'll have to pay all of the scholarship back. Win-win for this Godly country.

      I wonder if expressing intention to commit vote fraud counts as a crime? In this case, we wouldn't have to wait until November 2016 to deal with you.
      Bernie Sanders makes my hair stand on end. He speaks with a strange delay as if he's waiting to be told what to say by demons which he probably is, or his brain is so damaged from pot use that he is now retarded. Maybe both?

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      • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
        True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
         
        • Jul 2014
        • 8456

        #18
        Re: My Testimony

        Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
        We are socialists in my own country which is Jamaica. They are for the Black people.
        Nonsense, dear. Jamaica is directly governed by the Queen of England (who is not a socialist, to the best of my knowledge) through the Governor General who is called His Excellency The Most Hon. Sir Patrick Allen, ON, GCMG, CD, KSt. J. This man is yet another of those Seventh Day Adventists (they seem to be popping up everywhere these days) and an Irishman, by his name. Not the sort of person who would get a job anywhere else, so I can see why the queen sent him there.

        Your country does have a "prime minister" but this appointment is obviously just for show as it is a woman. I forget her name as she is of no importance.

        I think you need to learn more about your own country before you start fraudulently voting in other people's elections.
        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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        • Back against wall
          Guarding his purity against all comers
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2015
          • 1241

          #19
          Re: My Testimony

          Preposterous! Since when are Niggeros allowed to vote? This is outrageous.
          Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #20
            Re: My Testimony

            I found your testimony moving. Welcome, friend.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • I Man Rastafari
              Possibly retarded pothead
              • Oct 2015
              • 1019

              #21
              Re: My Testimony

              I have been assured by the man in the denim clothes who came from the Democratic Socialists of America to register the students to vote that I will be allowed to vote in all elections. I have been sent a voters registration card by the government and it says that I can vote. I am here in Babylon where everyone is allowed to vote. Why should I not vote? You white people just don't want me to vote for Bernie Sanders so you want to scare me away from the voting booth. I think that is against the law in Babylon and if it is not it should be.
              Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12997

                #22
                Re: My Testimony

                Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
                I have been assured by the man in the denim clothes who came from the Democratic Socialists of America to register the students to vote that I will be allowed to vote in all elections. I have been sent a voters registration card by the government and it says that I can vote. I am here in Babylon where everyone is allowed to vote. Why should I not vote? You white people just don't want me to vote for Bernie Sanders so you want to scare me away from the voting booth. I think that is against the law in Babylon and if it is not it should be.


                Again, I have no idea about laws in Babylon (which was an ancient state in what today is Isis-land), but here in the Godly US you have to be a citizen in order to vote. That page-sized stamp in your Jamaican passport, for which you paid some $100, that's just your student visa. That doesn't even allow you to work in this Godly country, and you want to vote?
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • Youth Minister Harry
                  Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 832

                  #23
                  Re: My Testimony

                  Dear iPad Pastaroni,
                  I think you've been tricked, bamboozled, hornswoggled, flimflammed and depradated! Those elitist lieberals tricked you into thinking you could be a big man on campus when really you were just a whole lot of entertainment for them.

                  They played you like a drum.

                  You see, if you try to walk into a voting station and insist on voting, God fearing American citizens will escort you right outta there.

                  This is why it's best for you to just relax, stay home and enjoy a snack the way you people like to do (the people who inject the marijuanas).

                  And in the future, stay away from those elitist book-nerds who think they know better than the Bible! Those are the people God warned you about! Your blood will be upon YOUR head if you get caught short, boy (Ezekiel 3:19).

                  We're just looking out for what's best for you. Praise GOD!
                  Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                  -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                  • I Man Rastafari
                    Possibly retarded pothead
                    • Oct 2015
                    • 1019

                    #24
                    Re: My Testimony

                    Many white people in Babylon are trying to keep the Black man down. One thing they try to do is to suppress the Black vote by asking for identification. They think that is a good plan because they hear there is a Black man somewhere who does not have identification but I have identification. My student ID card has a picture of me on it but it is a very bad picture and it does not have all my dreads in it. With this card and my voters registration card I can vote for Bernie Sanders because he is for the Black man. I don't know why some white people are trying to scare me away from voting because the man in the denim clothes said I could vote and he is white.

                    Jah guide
                    Trevor
                    Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                    • Esther B.
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2012
                      • 575

                      #25
                      Re: My Testimony

                      Why do you continue to say that Babylon is in the US? As Sister Basilissa so kindly pointed out, Babylon is on the other side of the world and is currently overrun by ISIS. Didn't you learn that in one of your classes?
                      And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                      Deuteronomy 6.5

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                      • Basilissa
                        South of the Border outreach program
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 12997

                        #26
                        Re: My Testimony

                        Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
                        Many white people in Babylon are trying to keep the Black man down. One thing they try to do is to suppress the Black vote by asking for identification. They think that is a good plan because they hear there is a Black man somewhere who does not have identification but I have identification. My student ID card has a picture of me on it but it is a very bad picture and it does not have all my dreads in it. With this card and my voters registration card I can vote
                        Nope, because your school ID is not a government issued ID. There might be some places downtown Madison where you can get a 10% discount by flashing your student ID, but that's all, Mr. Soon-to-be-Deported-Tafari.

                        for Bernie Sanders because he is for the Black man. I don't know why some white people are trying to scare me away from voting because the man in the denim clothes said I could vote and he is white.

                        Jah guide
                        Trevor
                        He was probably on drugs (otherwise he would not be hanging out with you), so that doesn't count.
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                        Comment

                        • Alvin Moss
                          Serving Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2013
                          • 4468

                          #27
                          Re: My Testimony

                          This Negroe cultist is typical of his species. He seeks to defile the white women while sponging off the white men.
                          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22929

                            #28
                            Re: My Testimony

                            Originally posted by hobblehonker View Post
                            Hello Brothers and Sisters,
                            [...]
                            ... Jesus Christ ... CHOSE BY HIS OWN TORTURE To have me love him.
                            Yes... I can see how that would be a torture.
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • 1liesalot
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Sep 2015
                              • 64

                              #29
                              Re: My Testimony

                              Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View Post
                              Well... Hell there Hobgobbler and welcome to God's Favorite Forums™! I'd like to think Christ Jesus has led you here with a purpose, but I'm not sure what exactly that is. A lot of folks are under the misunderstanding that Jesus accepts everyone who accepts Him, but scripture teaches us otherwise.

                              Leviticus 21:18-23

                              ?
                              There is no excuse for those who misunderstand Jesus. If you had an encounter with a logging truck, it would change you and you would understand completely as to the nature of this change. But verily, even though Jesus is massive and a *** potty language ***of a lot bigger than any logging truck, still these scoffers and heathens collide with the Christ Child and believe this event has less significance and changes them less than had the collided with the logging truck. They live like demons and will not acknowledge that Jesus is lord. They speak in tongues and play with snakes and yet know not that they are unsaved.

                              Beware the lamb, true Christians, lest you be cast into the lake of grotty suffocating marsh-mellows for hating the word and wearing *** potty language ***clothes. Please pastors, we must shout it out and save thir souls.

                              All praise is due to Yahweh.
                              Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 11-03-2015, 02:44 PM. Reason: Potty language removed.

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                              • Alvin Moss
                                Serving Jesus
                                True Christian™
                                • Aug 2013
                                • 4468

                                #30
                                Re: My Testimony

                                My first conclusion was that you are a Hindu, but I see you are simply deranged. Satan has you, fellow. Reach out for Jesus before it's too late. Actually, I fear it is already too late, but don't give up. Never give up.
                                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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