[Autistic Nebraskan]

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Oh, and Pastor Zeke - my question from my original post is still unanswered. Where in Iowa is Freehold located? I would like to know so that I can behold its magnificent statue of Jesus with my own eyes.

[Basilissa]

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Yes, I'm quite thrilled.

Oh, and Pastor Zeke. I still would like my username changed. Would you please change it to "Young Artist of Christ"? Obviously without the quotation marks?

I don't want to have to make a new account.

Dear, to our Godly forum! You seem to have a quite large sense of entitlement, don't you, dear? I will pray that it can go away. I find people who feel entitled a bit obnoxious.

Oh, and Pastor Zeke - my question from my original post is still unanswered. Where in Iowa is Freehold located? I would like to know so that I can behold its magnificent statue of Jesus with my own eyes.

My dear, Freehold is a gated community, so you won't be allowed in any time soon.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Yes, I'm quite thrilled.

Oh, and Pastor Zeke. I still would like my username changed. Would you please change it to "Young Artist of Christ"? Obviously without the quotation marks?

I don't want to have to make a new account.

Request denied. At least until I have seen some evidence of your good intentions here.

New accounts will be instabanned.

[Autistic Nebraskan]

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Mm. Okay then. I guess I'll just have to make do with this name for now. Maybe I'll start to like it after a while.

[Autistic Nebraskan]

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Dear, to our Godly forum! You seem to have a quite large sense of entitlement, don't you, dear? I will pray that it can go away. I find people who feel entitled a bit obnoxious.

My dear, Freehold is a gated community, so you won't be allowed in any time soon.

Yes, I've gotten that from numerous others. Thank you for pointing it out; I trust that one day my Lord Jesus will help me to remove that sense-of-entitlement stain from my soul.

And I can see why Freehold would be a gated community. With all the mooselimbs and unsaved trash polluting the world, why aren't all American settlements gated communities? Mooselimbs love to blow things up so not protecting ourselves from the worthless ragheads is simply begging for a bomb or two.

[Back against wall]

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Mooselimbs love to blow things up so not protecting ourselves from the worthless ragheads is simply begging for a bomb or two.

You seem extremely racist at the least rather aggressive. Are you a Lefty? If God deems fit to remove something, He is quite capable of doing so on His own.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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