[horolev]

Re: circumcision

Dear, if a person is born with a p***s, that person is a male.

Plain and simple.



Please quit whining, dear.

For your information: we do not have "bishops." We're not Catholics, you know.

I respectfully disagree:

1 Timothy 3:2
A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach;

Philippians 1:1 Paul and Timotheus, the servants of Jesus Christ, to all the saints in Christ Jesus which are at Philippi, with the bishops and deacons:

1 Timothy 3:1 This is a true saying, if a man desire the office of a bishop, he desireth a good work.

Titus 1:7 For a bishop must be blameless, as the steward of God; not selfwilled, not soon angry, not given to wine, no striker, not given to filthy lucre;

1 Peter 2:25 For ye were as sheep going astray; but are now returned unto the Shepherd and Bishop of your souls.

No apology necessary, I have already forgiven you.

Acts 26:18 To open their eyes, and to turn them from darkness to light, and from the power of Satan unto God, that they may receive forgiveness of sins

[Didymus Much]

Re: circumcision

I respectfully disagree...

Just putting the word "respect" in there doesn't me you are, at all.

...No apology necessary, I have already forgiven you...

Jesus has already forgiven her for everything (even for being a her). Your sentiments are meaningless.

[Hermes705]

Re: Hello, I am new

Hey Horolev!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello, I am new

You all are obviously a Yankee idiot, not versed in how to speak proper Southern King James English. Here in the south when we get dunked we get forcibly and totally held under the water as long as the pastor deems it necessary to drown out all our evil ways, such as pornography, sodomy, smoking, alcohol, dancing, movies, etc. My personal record is 4 mins. and 13 seconds.

Yes, that one is clearly a godless Yankee. God will destroy their teeming cities in His own good time. I believe He will likely start with the West Coast, but He may smite the heathens of the northeast first. Dear God, hurry the day.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Penile reduction/circumcision

I've recently been studying the book of Ezekiel 24/7. I came to realize that I was born with a 14 inch penis, no, actually born with it. It's bigger now. My problem is I don't want to have a donkey dong as mentioned in Ezekiel. So should I have it cut down to missionary size, say 4 inches or so. And then would it need to be recircumsized on the 8th. day. Just wondering what the KJV has to say about this?

This is chancy talk, friend.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: circumcision

If a female turns male tranny, should he/she/it be circumcized? Just wondering what the KJV has to say about this.

Red flags are sprouting all over the place with this one.

We are getting much talk from you about your member and members in general. Are you some kind of pervert, or what?

[horolev]

Re: circumcision

Red flags are sprouting all over the place with this one.

We are getting much talk from you about your member and members in general. Are you some kind of pervert, or what?

Just trying to get the meat out of the scripture, brother. Thanks for asking.

Acts 17:11 they received the word with all readiness of mind, and searched the scriptures daily, whether those things were so.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: circumcision

I respectfully disagree:

1 Timothy 3:2
A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach;

Philippians 1:1 Paul and Timotheus, the servants of Jesus Christ, to all the saints in Christ Jesus which are at Philippi, with the bishops and deacons:

1 Timothy 3:1 This is a true saying, if a man desire the office of a bishop, he desireth a good work.

Titus 1:7 For a bishop must be blameless, as the steward of God; not selfwilled, not soon angry, not given to wine, no striker, not given to filthy lucre;

1 Peter 2:25 For ye were as sheep going astray; but are now returned unto the Shepherd and Bishop of your souls.

No apology necessary, I have already forgiven you.

Acts 26:18 To open their eyes, and to turn them from darkness to light, and from the power of Satan unto God, that they may receive forgiveness of sins

Greetings Horolev. Are you a Morman? They have bishops. There are Morman missionaries in Jamaica but they never get anyone to listen to them. Many of them start to drink the Red Stripe and smoke the ganja. Then they start to chase the Black girls. They are usually called home to Salt Lake City which is a state in Babylon. I don't know what happens then but it is probably not good. Catholics also have bishops. These white people do not like either the Mormans or the Catholics. They also do not like people who argue with them.

[horolev]

Re: circumcision

Greetings Horolev. Are you a Morman? They have bishops. There are Morman missionaries in Jamaica but they never get anyone to listen to them. Many of them start to drink the Red Stripe and smoke the ganja. Then they start to chase the Black girls. They are usually called home to Salt Lake City which is a state in Babylon. I don't know what happens then but it is probably not good. Catholics also have bishops. These white people do not like either the Mormans or the Catholics. They also do not like people who argue with them.

Nope, pure Southern Baptist. I understand many churches today call their bishops elders to distance themselves from Roman popery.

2 Corinthians 10:5-7 [Full Chapter]
Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ; And having in a readiness to revenge all disobedience, when your obedience is fulfilled.

Job 23:4

I would order my cause before him, and fill my mouth with arguments.

[Back against wall]

Re: circumcision

I would like to be elevated to bishop asap or at least true Christian.

Bwwwhahahahahaha Bishop. you took a wrong turn little lady.

The chances of you being elevated anywhere is humorous. God doesn't appreciate your high opinion of yourself and self serving replies. I don't appreciate your tone when addressing our True Christian™ Women. There is a comon respect between True Christians™ which you far from accomodate. I see your name and now think of Rebuke in it's place. Your destination is to your knees before Brother Harry and all True Christians™ then beyond.

So watch who you're judging brother. You obviously cannot see my super holy aura.

I am not your Brother. But I can see your super retarded aura and the tin foil hat upon your head with the syndrome in your face.. It is amusing.

Brother BAW

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, I am new

Welcome friend, sorry I did not greet you sooner but I had to weed out the help this past week, now that harvest season is over. I had to go though and select the workers best capable of making it through the winter. Nothing like feeding and sheltering a creature only to find it dead come spring.
Anyhow, I cannot understand for the life of my why you have such a fascination with excessive penile skin.
Deuteronomy 23:1-8
23 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord.
2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.
3 An Ammonite or Moabite shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to their tenth generation shall they not enter into the congregation of the Lord for ever:
4 Because they met you not with bread and with water in the way, when ye came forth out of Egypt; and because they hired against thee Balaam the son of Beor of Pethor of Mesopotamia, to curse thee.
5 Nevertheless the Lord thy God would not hearken unto Balaam; but the Lord thy God turned the curse into a blessing unto thee, because the Lord thy God loved thee.
6 Thou shalt not seek their peace nor their prosperity all thy days for ever.
7 Thou shalt not abhor an Edomite; for he is thy brother: thou shalt not abhor an Egyptian; because thou wast a stranger in his land.
8 The children that are begotten of them shall enter into the congregation of the Lord in their third generation.

I'd wager I could hold you under the waters of the river for a good thirty minutes and God would smile upon us.

[Back against wall]

Re: Hello, I am new

I wish he would stop calling peole Brothers it's making me ill.

[Back against wall]

Re: Hello, I am new

I'll just leave this here. ..

We tend to get two types of dissenters here. Some are calm and reasonable folks who are capable of rational discussion. I personally enjoy discussing religious topics with this sort of person. Others, however, are angry trolls who are just here to flame us. If you are here to flame us, please read this first.

1 Samuel 2:3 Talk no more so exceeding proudly; let not arrogancy come out of your mouth: for the LORD is a God of knowledge, and by him actions are weighed.

Isaiah 13:11 I will punish the world for its evil, and the wicked for their iniquity; I will put an end to the pomp of the arrogant, and lay low the pompous pride of the ruthless.

As for you perverted comments;

Proverbs 8:13 The fear of the LORD is to hate evil: pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, and the froward mouth, do I hate

[horolev]

My Burial

I am 70 years old and have a bad heart, pacemaker, stents, bad eyes, flatulence, rheumatism, you name it. I am currently a missionary in Mexico. I expect the Lord to call me home soon, because He told me that if I did not save every last heathern in Jesus Maria, Nayarit before November 30, I was a goner. Before becoming called to the mission field , I was a faithful member of the Ozarkadelphia Baptist Church, Refomed version of 1874 in Obadaniah, MS. During that time I served variously as groundskeeper, janitor, deacon, usher, piano player, banjo player, Boy Scout leader and undertaker. We had a membership that varied between 3 and 13, most of whom were my uncle cousins. Anyway when I buy the farm, bite the dust, kick the bucket so to speak I humbly request to be buried in Landover Baptist cemetery upside down to demonstrate my unworthiness. If I am lucky enough to have any newborn children under 9 months of age, (should be at least 3 or 4.) I would like to have them buried alive beside me to protest godless abortions. If you could arrange the public hanging of an abortionist during the ceremony, that would be icing on the cake. One more thing. I would like to be buried in my black light velvet Jesus thong.

[1liesalot]

Re: circumcision

Obviously I am the only truly saved person in this forum. As a matter of fact I am a Super Saver which gets me a 10% discount at all Christian bookstores.I challenge anyone to be baptized longer than my personal record of 4 mins. and 13 secs. This was after reciting the entire KJV by memory in under 47 minutes, a true gift of the Holy Spirit. So watch who you're judging brother. You obviously cannot see my super holy aura.

Hush your blasphemous foolishness .I see no reason to believe your lies. It is so painfully clear that you are the bearer of unclean, demonic lips. Return to the Lord, sinner. You have haughty, satanic notions. Scripture condemns you.

You seem to think you can be saved by your personal righteousness but only God's righteousness saves. Unless you are suggesting that you are the Messiah and omniscient, which is doubtful in the extreme. Go forth and multiply.