[Back against wall]

Re: My Burial

I humbly request to be buried ..

Yeah, na thats not going to happen. You see, we don't dig holes for ashes and we have no access to Hell to retrieve them.




PS

Because Korsakoff

1 Samuel 2:3 Talk no more so exceeding proudly; let not arrogancy come out of your mouth: for the LORD is a God of knowledge, and by him actions are weighed.

Isaiah 13:11 I will punish the world for its evil, and the wicked for their iniquity; I will put an end to the pomp of the arrogant, and lay low the pompous pride of the ruthless.

As for you perverted comments;

Proverbs 8:13 The fear of the LORD is to hate evil: pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, and the froward mouth, do I hate

[1liesalot]

Re: My Burial

Yeah, na thats not going to happen. You see, we don't dig holes for ashes and we have no access to Hell to retrieve them.



PS

Because Korsakoff

Non-access to hell is a temporary condition for all but the 140000.

[Back against wall]

Re: My Burial

Non-access to hell is a temporary condition for all but the 140000.

Well I can't go in after him, and I wouldn't if I could, he shows no respect or ability to be saved. I already have my number and It's in the 20000 range. I have it here somewhere ...

[horolev]

Re: Penile reduction/circumcision

You'll notice that hands and feet are mentioned (and elsewhere eyes, but it looks like your Google-fu failed you on that one) but tallywhackers aren't.

Now, answer question 2.

Hello, Sickariah

Grace and Peace. How did you get elevated to true christian anyhow? You're mother must have done someone a favor, because you obviously don't have a clue.

1. I don't use Google. Everyone knows it is controlled by the Illuminati, which is in charge of the DNC, the DMZ and the Dim Sum at your local Chinese restaurant. I use only a genuine leather bound authentic KJV, gold embossed, red letter version with excellent commentary by Jerry Falwell.

2. You obviously have sexual identity problems since you use terms like talleywhacker instead of medically approved manly terms like rod, hammer, piston, etc.

3. The verses I listed a clearly metaphorical, not applying to literally cutting off one's foot or whatever. If you had any knowledge of biblical exegesis, which obviously you don't get in your current 6th grade class, you would know that it could refer to any number of things, such as cutting orchids in a kibbutz.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello, I am new



Where in the KJV Bible does it say that any of its commandments, instructions, or rules are metaphorical?

Book, chapter, and verse please.

[horolev]

Re: circumcision

Hush your blasphemous foolishness .I see no reason to believe your lies. It is so painfully clear that you are the bearer of unclean, demonic lips. Return to the Lord, sinner. You have haughty, satanic notions. Scripture condemns you.

You seem to think you can be saved by your personal righteousness but only God's righteousness saves. Unless you are suggesting that you are the Messiah and omniscient, which is doubtful in the extreme. Go forth and multiply.

Hello Lier,

Grace and Peace.

Since you obviously have trouble parsing rational repartee, I will lay it out for you.

1. I never claimed to be saved by merit of those things I mentioned. I simply stated the facts of things that happened in my spiritual journey.

Ephesians 2:8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:

2. However saving faith produces works, not vice versa.

Ephesians 2:8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:

I have performed many other works, which in my humility I will not enumerate for your heathen ears. Suffice it to say that I never asked for money for said deeds, only gratefully accepting the going rate, which I then tithed to my home church, Ozarkadelphia Baptist in Obadaniah, MS, Brother Rufus Periwinkle presiding. Afterwards donated the remains to bona fide charities.

Be healed in the name of Jesus, sinner.

[Basilissa]

Re: circumcision

Hello Lier,

Grace and Peace.

Since you obviously have trouble parsing rational repartee, I will lay it out for you.

1. I never claimed to be saved by merit of those things I mentioned. I simply stated the facts of things that happened in my spiritual journey.

Ephesians 2:8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:

2. However saving faith produces works, not vice versa.

Ephesians 2:8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:

I have performed many other works, which in my humility I will not enumerate for your heathen ears. Suffice it to say that I never asked for money for said deeds, only gratefully accepting the going rate, which I then tithed to my home church, Ozarkadelphia Baptist in Obadaniah, MS, Brother Rufus Periwinkle presiding. Afterwards donated the remains to bona fide charities.

Be healed in the name of Jesus, sinner.

Sweetie, there are several nouns that I can think of to describe your personality, but "humility" is not one of them.

[Back against wall]

Re: circumcision

I will not enumerate for your heathen ears.

Spoke the Heathen.

[horolev]

Late start

Sorry, folks, i'm late joining in the stimulating scriptural dialogue here in the forum today. Was out late last night in my street ministries, picking up women of the night and instructing them in the missionary positions. I ain't talking about any swanky panky like that lying blasphemer Swaggert. Nosiree. Never been caught in such, and never will be, thank you Jesus.

2 Kings 2:23-24

23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

[horolev]

catching some heat

Been catching some heat lately from some self proclaimed true Christian wannabees in this forum. This doesn't bother me in the least. As a matter of fact I expect it and rejoice in it. Thank you Jesus for allowing me to share in your sufferings.

Matthew 5:11

11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Matthew 5:12

12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Jesus himself was called many names by his false accusers. So those of you who call me a perv heap damnation upon yourselves.

Matthew 11:19

19 The Son of man came eating and drinking, and they say, Behold a man gluttonous, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners. But wisdom is justified of her children.

Everyone clearly knows Jesus drank grape juice, not wine.

I was persecuted for years by Satan Sprinklin Presbyterians who think they are so superior to us Baptists just because they can read. Well the proof that they are Christless carpetbaggers is simple.

1. They sprinkle infants instead of baptizing adolescents. This is clearly against the KJV.

2. John Calvin, who founded Presbyterianism, was not even a good quarterback when he played for the New Orleans Saints.

Colossians 2:12 Buried with him in baptism, wherein also ye are risen with him through the faith of the operation of God, who hath raised him from the dead.

Members of the body of Christ are equal

Except white women are less equal than white men.

1 Corinthians 12:23 And those members of the body, which we think to be less honourable, upon these we bestow more abundant honour; and our uncomely parts have more abundant comeliness.

It is not lawful for women to speak in church or lecture a man on the meaning of scripture

1 Corinthians 14:34

34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.

[Didymus Much]

Re: catching some heat

...blah blah blah...

So what's your point, aside from the general bitching?

[horolev]

Re: catching some heat

So what's your point, aside from the general bitching?

1 Corinthians 2:14

14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.

Be healed in the name of Jesus.

[Didymus Much]

Re: catching some heat

1 Corinthians 2:14...Be healed in the name of Jesus.

Anything else?

[noragchick]

Re: circumcision

What nonsense. To the best of my understanding, putting on a pair of trousers (though prohibited, and rightly so!) does not cause a woman to grow a foreskin. The problem is therefore entirely in your own head.

Yes it does cause a woman to grow a foreskin and if she is wearing a a man-like vest instead of a bra, she will become completely flat chested and it will be disruptive to her menstrual cycle

[Didymus Much]

Re: circumcision

Yes it does cause a woman to grow a foreskin and if she is wearing a a man-like vest instead of a bra, she will become completely flat chested and it will be disruptive to her menstrual cycle

Mrs. Lytton-Vasey is a True Christian(tm). Contradicting her with only your own ridiculous and completely unsupported assertion may not be your best plan.

Remember: Scripture or it didn't happen.