[Back against wall]

Re: circumcision

WHAT? The KJV Bible doesn't even enter into the issue except to state that Transvestites Burn In HELL! What is wrong with you?

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

What are you doing in the Introduction forum. Are you lost as well as apparently damaged?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: circumcision

What nonsense. To the best of my understanding, putting on a pair of trousers (though prohibited, and rightly so!) does not cause a woman to grow a foreskin. The problem is therefore entirely in your own head.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello, I am new

Nobody is saved by dunking baptism. Immersion baptism (also known as baptism by immersion or baptism by submersion) is a method of baptism that is distinguished from baptism by affusion (pouring) and by aspersion (sprinkling). Why would the Christ Jesus be satisfied with half measures like dunking? Only gay people are baptised by aspersion, you fools.

In Acts 36-39 we read: "Now as they went down the road, they came to some water. And the eunuch said, See here is water, what hinders me from being baptized? And Philip said, If you believe with all your heart, you may. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God. So he commanded the chariot to stand still. And both Philip and the eunuch went down into the water, and he baptized him. And when they came up out of the water, the Spirit of the Lord caught Philip away, so that the eunuch saw him no more: and he went on his way rejoicing."

This is proof that immersion is the way because you have to "come up out of the water", which you wouldn't have to do were it a mere dunking situation. Dunking is for donuts.

As Mr. Horolev patiently explained to you, you should have kept your mouth shut.

Proverbs 17:28 Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding.

[horolev]

Re: circumcision

WHAT? The KJV Bible doesn't even enter into the issue except to state that Transvestites Burn In HELL! What is wrong with you?

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

What are you doing in the Introduction forum. Are you lost as well as apparently damaged?

Obviously I am the only truly saved person in this forum. As a matter of fact I am a Super Saver which gets me a 10% discount at all Christian bookstores.I challenge anyone to be baptized longer than my personal record of 4 mins. and 13 secs. This was after reciting the entire KJV by memory in under 47 minutes, a true gift of the Holy Spirit. So watch who you're judging brother. You obviously cannot see my super holy aura.

[horolev]

Re: circumcision

What nonsense. To the best of my understanding, putting on a pair of trousers (though prohibited, and rightly so!) does not cause a woman to grow a foreskin. The problem is therefore entirely in your own head.

Obviously you are not a neurosurgeon since you don't realize that some trannies get outfitted with a penis. Additionally there is female circumcision as performed by Godless Muslims. You can look it up in Women's health if you can read.

Speaking the truth in love.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: circumcision

I like this question, dear. It's like one of those hypothetical questions about a man on the railroad track and a train bearing down on a group of people, and only by pushing a fat man in the way, the group of people could be spared. Does the man push the fat man on the track and save the group, but in doing so doom the innocent man by his own hands? Or does the man keep his hands clean of the murder but watch as a group of innocent people die when he had the means to save them?

If a woman decides to offend the Sweet Baby Jesus by disregarding the natural sex organs He lovingly pieced together for her in the womb and instead sought to go Full Lesbian and sew on a male organ, should that male organ be circumcised or not? And if so, should it be sewn on already circumcised, or should the individual experience the shock Moses' own son did when mysteriously, quite suddenly, and with no discussion or forewarning, the LORD got mighty angry with Moses and threatened to kill him until his own wife quickly snipped off the foreskin of the child, which in turn miraculously calmed the wrath of the LORD (Exodus 4:24-26)?

We know the LORD has a thing for foreskins, and absolutely refuses to let anyone with one into His family (Genesis 17:14). We know that a stiff neck in the morning is a result of the heart not having been sufficiently circumcised (Deuteronomy 10:16), and so we can deduce this is one of those health practices Jesus is a stickler for. The Jews collected foreskins, presumably so the LORD could see them easily from space (Joshua 5:3). Perhaps He wanted to be assured they had really been removed.

Then again, the LORD has a thing for obedience as well (Ecclesiastes 12:13). I think the best thing for a Full-On Lesbian to do is revert back to her female ways before confessing her sins to Jesus and accepting Him as her Lord and Master. This is probably safest, all things considered.

[horolev]

Penile reduction/circumcision

I've recently been studying the book of Ezekiel 24/7. I came to realize that I was born with a .14 inch penis, no, actually born with it. It's bigger now. My problem is I don't want to have a donkey dong as mentioned in Ezekiel. So should I have it cut down to missionary size, say 4 inches or so. And then would it need to be recircumsized on the 8th. day. Just wondering what the KJV has to say about this?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Penile reduction/circumcision

Two questions:

1. Do you think you can IMPROVE on the body that God designed?

2. Do you think that body is yours to modify in the first place?

Please cite Scripture with your answers.

YiC,

Zech

[horolev]

Re: Penile reduction/circumcision

Two questions:

1. Do you think you can IMPROVE on the body that God designed?

2. Do you think that body is yours to modify in the first place?

Please cite Scripture with your answers.

YiC,

Zech

Matthew 5:30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it i
s profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Matthew 18:8 Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.

Mark 9:43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

Mark 9:45 And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

I am merely concerned as to whether my donkey dong is offending me, and if so should I follow the Lord's injunction and cut it off.

John 14:15
If ye love me, keep my commandments.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Penile reduction/circumcision

You'll notice that hands and feet are mentioned (and elsewhere eyes, but it looks like your Google-fu failed you on that one) but tallywhackers aren't.

Now, answer question 2.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: circumcision

Obviously you are not a neurosurgeon

Obviously! Why on earth would you think I am?

since you don't realize that some trannies get outfitted with a penis.

Oh, you were talking about transexualists! I assumed (as did Brother Back) that you were talking about transvestites.

Additionally there is female circumcision as performed by Godless Muslims.

But what has that to do with the KJV?

You can look it up in Women's health if you can read.

Why the needless and mindless abuse, friend?

YiC
JL-V

[horolev]

Re: circumcision

I like this question, dear. It's like one of those hypothetical questions about a man on the railroad track and a train bearing down on a group of people, and only by pushing a fat man in the way, the group of people could be spared. Does the man push the fat man on the track and save the group, but in doing so doom the innocent man by his own hands? Or does the man keep his hands clean of the murder but watch as a group of innocent people die when he had the means to save them?

If a woman decides to offend the Sweet Baby Jesus by disregarding the natural sex organs He lovingly pieced together for her in the womb and instead sought to go Full Lesbian and sew on a male organ, should that male organ be circumcised or not? And if so, should it be sewn on already circumcised, or should the individual experience the shock Moses' own son did when mysteriously, quite suddenly, and with no discussion or forewarning, the LORD got mighty angry with Moses and threatened to kill him until his own wife quickly snipped off the foreskin of the child, which in turn miraculously calmed the wrath of the LORD (Exodus 4:24-26)?

We know the LORD has a thing for foreskins, and absolutely refuses to let anyone with one into His family (Genesis 17:14). We know that a stiff neck in the morning is a result of the heart not having been sufficiently circumcised (Deuteronomy 10:16), and so we can deduce this is one of those health practices Jesus is a stickler for. The Jews collected foreskins, presumably so the LORD could see them easily from space (Joshua 5:3). Perhaps He wanted to be assured they had really been removed.

Then again, the LORD has a thing for obedience as well (Ecclesiastes 12:13). I think the best thing for a Full-On Lesbian to do is revert back to her female ways before confessing her sins to Jesus and accepting Him as her Lord and Master. This is probably safest, all things considered.

I would like to be elevated to bishop asap or at least true Christian.

Matthew 19:30 But many that are first shall be last; and the last shall be first.

Matthew 20:16 So the last shall be first, and the first last: for many be called, but few chosen.

Mark 9:35 And he sat down, and called the twelve, and saith unto them, If any man desire to be first, the same shall be last of all, and servant of all.

Mark 9:35 And he sat down, and called the twelve, and saith unto them, If any man desire to be first, the same shall be last of all, and servant of all.

Here are my qualifications:

I am certainly the least of the least and the last of the last.

1. I have no formal education.
2. I have an IQ rated between 65-70
3. I am on SS disability for PTSD adquired from attending a Methodist church and also have bipolar disorder.
4. I have worked on a dairy farm milking cows (and never once fornicated with a goat.
5. I have worked as a janitor and thoroughly enjoy scrubbing toilets.
6. Now I am in Mexico picking up prostitutes and drug addicts in an effort to save there worthless souls.
7. God speaks to me directly through the metal plate in my head.

Thanks for bumping this up the line to hopefully one of your male superiors.

[Basilissa]

Re: circumcision

Obviously you are not a neurosurgeon since you don't realize that some trannies get outfitted with a penis.

Dear, if a person is born with a p***s, that person is a male.

Plain and simple.

I would like to be elevated to bishop asap or at least true Christian.

Please quit whining, dear.

For your information: we do not have "bishops." We're not Catholics, you know.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: circumcision

I would like to be elevated to bishop asap or at least true Christian.

Matthew 19:30 But many that are first shall be last; and the last shall be first.

Matthew 20:16 So the last shall be first, and the first last: for many be called, but few chosen.

Mark 9:35 And he sat down, and called the twelve, and saith unto them, If any man desire to be first, the same shall be last of all, and servant of all.

Mark 9:35 And he sat down, and called the twelve, and saith unto them, If any man desire to be first, the same shall be last of all, and servant of all.

Here are my qualifications:

I am certainly the least of the least and the last of the last.

1. I have no formal education.
2. I have an IQ rated between 65-70
3. I am on SS disability for PTSD adquired from attending a Methodist church and also have bipolar disorder.
4. I have worked on a dairy farm milking cows (and never once fornicated with a goat.
5. I have worked as a janitor and thoroughly enjoy scrubbing toilets.
6. Now I am in Mexico picking up prostitutes and drug addicts in an effort to save there worthless souls.
7. God speaks to me directly through the metal plate in my head.

Thanks for bumping this up the line to hopefully one of your male superiors.

Your CV is indeed remarkable!



Only one test remains: we need to see if your Faith is strong enough. If it is, you only have to pray and Jesus will provide!

Matthew 21:22
And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.

It is just a question of believing in Jesus!

Matthew 17:20
And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

Nothing is impossible if you have Faith. You have the qualifications from the secular viewpoint. Now it is time you proved yourself with prayer.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: circumcision

Here are my qualifications:

I am certainly the least of the least and the last of the last.

1. I have no formal education.
2. I have an IQ rated between 65-70
3. I am on SS disability for PTSD adquired from attending a Methodist church and also have bipolar disorder.
4. I have worked on a dairy farm milking cows (and never once fornicated with a goat.
5. I have worked as a janitor and thoroughly enjoy scrubbing toilets.
6. Now I am in Mexico picking up prostitutes and drug addicts in an effort to save there worthless souls.
7. God speaks to me directly through the metal plate in my head.

Thanks for bumping this up the line to hopefully one of your male superiors.

Your ambition is impressive, dear. Not many people can resist the temptation of thinking logically when the opportunity is all but impossible to ignore, but you lack humility. You lack patience. You lack faith. Sit tight, dear. Learn while you're here. All good things come to those who work for the LORD, not their own agendas.