Hey how is everyone? I am a full time student, a mother, and a wife. I'm sure this will be interesting. I don't go to church and I don't have a favorite Bible verse either.
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I'm blessed, thank you for asking!
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Your problem is being a full time student while being a mother. You think too much. You should be busy pampering your husband and raising your children to fear and obey the LORD (Ecclesiastes 12:13). Only when you have embraced your nature (Genesis 2:18), will you find satisfaction.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Originally posted by LocusSolace View PostI don't go to church and I don't have a favorite Bible verse either.
I am sure one of our good Sisters will be along shortly to introduce you as Women do.I see Sister Mary has beaten me to my last sentance.
Meanwhile please be kind enough to know your place and be assured that I offer you a very warm but cautious welcome.
Brother BAWEcclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostI'm blessed, thank you for asking!
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Your problem is being a full time student while being a mother. You think too much. You should be busy pampering your husband and raising your children to fear and obey the LORD (Ecclesiastes 12:13). Only when you have embraced your nature (Genesis 2:18), will you find satisfaction.1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
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Originally posted by LocusSolace View PostI'm quite fulfilled, thanks for the concern though. My little one gets quite a lot of attention. My husbands disabled, so he gets all of his attention and most of mine. Really the only thing I would need more time for is my art work.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Originally posted by Back against wall View PostThis is not surprising. Welcome to Gods Favourite Forum. Here you can meet good True Christians™ and learn what the Bible wants of you. There is a forum for you to cluck along with other Woman and many threads in there to teach you how to please your Husband and raise Gods little soldiers.
I am sure one of our good Sisters will be along shortly to introduce you as Women do.I see Sister Mary has beaten me to my last sentance.
Meanwhile please be kind enough to know your place and be assured that I offer you a very warm but cautious welcome.
Brother BAW1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
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Originally posted by LocusSolace View PostAnd thank you to. I'm pretty sure that I can please my husband and our little one is doing quite well. He's just past 2 and is already starting to sing his ABC's and count. As you can see, I'm not generally good at going where I'm supposed to.
Brother BAW.Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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Originally posted by Back against wall View PostWell you sat back and watched as your Husband displeased God who in turn made him disabled as punishment.
Hi, Locus! A cautiousto our Godly Forum!
I have to admit that I find your nickname a little bit confusing:
1) "Locus" in Latin is a masculine noun, yet you claim to be a female (? I think? Unless you're one of these homosexual people who can now "marry?").
2) "Locus" is in Latin while "solace" is English. That inter-lingual mishmash doesn't make much sense. The proper word in Latin would be "solacium," and it should be in genitive, so your nickname should be "LocusSolacii."
I know I'm nitpicking, but as a student (of some unspecified matter) you really should know that when you're pretending to know something (in this case another language), you really should make an effort to make it seem like you really do know it.God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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Originally posted by Basilissa View PostWell, it could also be that it was his parents or grandparents or great grandparents who displeased God (Exodus 20:5).
Hi, Locus! A cautiousto our Godly Forum!
I have to admit that I find your nickname a little bit confusing:
1) "Locus" in Latin is a masculine noun, yet you claim to be a female (? I think? Unless you're one of these homosexual people who can now "marry?").
2) "Locus" is in Latin while "solace" is English. That inter-lingual mishmash doesn't make much sense. The proper word in Latin would be "solacium," and it should be in genitive, so your nickname should be "LocusSolacii."
I know I'm nitpicking, but as a student (of some unspecified matter) you really should know that when you're pretending to know something (in this case another language), you really should make an effort to make it seem like you really do know it.
You have me there. I sort of flunked Latin. I can contextually read/understand it, but I can't speak or read it. I'm a woman, I know there's not much I can say online to prove it 100%, and pictures aren't all that reliable. I used the name only because I like it, that's all. You can call me Karen if you would rather, and yes that's my given name.1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
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Originally posted by Back against wall View PostWell you sat back and watched as your Husband displeased God who in turn made him disabled as punishment. As for your child, some kids are late bloomers so don't worry too much but if he hits 3 and cant write a comprehensible paragraph, perhaps panic a little. Maybe Sister Mary can assist you there. "Going where you are supposed to" isn't a choice, it is a requirement. As to your politeness, you seem able. Thank you.
Brother BAW.1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
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Originally posted by Hank Whitlock View PostWelcome to God's favorite forums!
You mentioned that your husband is disabled. Maybe your husband is disabled because you're going to school and not being a good house wife?1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
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Originally posted by LocusSolace View PostSo because I was raped when I was 5, God did it because I somehow displeased him?
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the Lord hath not done it?
So, did you marry your rapist? It is what God commands us to do:
Deuteronomy 22:28-29
28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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Originally posted by Basilissa View PostDear, whatever reason God had to give you this experience, that was His Will and you should be thankful.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the Lord hath not done it?
So, did you marry your rapist? It is what God commands us to do:
Deuteronomy 22:28-29
28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
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Originally posted by LocusSolace View PostI was 5, that's a little young to get married.
On the contrary, Bible often clarifies that there are some women who are too old to be wives or sex slaves, and should be, um, discarded:
Numbers 31:17-18
17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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