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  • Segoosuoia
    Unsaved trash, admitted retarded
    • Dec 2015
    • 80

    #16
    Re: Hi all

    *Snort* Lol, y'all are hilarious. AND FOR THE LOVE OF...IT IS SPELLED SEQUOIA!!!

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    • Segoosuoia
      Unsaved trash, admitted retarded
      • Dec 2015
      • 80

      #17
      Re: Hi all

      Also I'm glad you guys enjoy picking on Aspies. May you have the privilege of seeing what sensory overload feels like. I wouldn't wish overload on anybody normally, but for you folks I'd make an exception, except for the people on here who are actually rational and don't get their jollies from belittling other people and claiming to do it in the name of Jesus.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #18
        Re: Hi all

        Dear Sequoya;

        Have you even read the Holy Word of God? Do you have any idea how much He hates retards, and cripples of all kind? That's why we don't let them anywhere near our Church. No need to piss the Big Guy Upstairs off.

        Read THIS, then repent.

        YIC,

        --Pastor Ezekiel
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12997

          #19
          Re: Hi all

          Originally posted by Sequoia View Post
          *Snort* Lol, y'all are hilarious.
          I don't get it.

          AND FOR THE LOVE OF...IT IS SPELLED SEQUOIA!!!
          Well, that depends on which spelling system you adhere to. I provided you one of the original spellings. Other acceptable transcriptions include Sequoyah, si-ˈkwȯi-ə, and I know a language in which it would be Sekwoja.

          It's just a matter of convention.

          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Segoosuoia
            Unsaved trash, admitted retarded
            • Dec 2015
            • 80

            #20
            Re: Hi all

            But you know it bothers me, and you do it deliberately. I caused my computer to do some very weird pronunciations, which makes me want to be sick and re-eat my vomit.


            @the so-called Pastor Ezekiel, I have read the Bible many times. You are taking that passage in Leviticus so far out of context that it would be funny if it weren't so serious. That whole passage is talking about Levites offering sacrifices in the Holy Place. It has absolutely nothing to do with going to church or being saved, or being loved by God for that matter. Disabled people were not allowed to offer burnt offerings before the LORD for the same reason they had to provide a lamb without blemish. It's a type of Christ because He had to be perfect in order to take away our sins, which of course the sacrifices weren't able to do (go read Hebrews). Even in that one passage you're taking out of context, it said that a disabled person could still eat the bread of his God; he just couldn't do the offerings. Heck even the priests who did the sacrifice had to go through a bunch of cleansing rituals in order to approach the Holy Place, or they could very easily find themselves dead.


            If you want to see how Jesus actually treated disabled people while He was here on Earth, where in the Gospels does it show Him picking on people and calling them retards? On the contrary, He healed them. And please don't make that obnoxious comment, "Well obfiously you don't have enough faith, or God would have healed you.' I grew up Pentecostal and have heard that crap before. I will again refer you back to I Corinthians 12 and also to the book of Job. For some reason that I don't know and probably won't know until I get to Heaven, God has seen fit that I should be born with a disability. I don't know why He has made me this way, but He has a purpose for everything He does. If He decides to heal me, awesome. If not, awesome anyway.


            Also, you guys need to understand that having a disability and being retarded are the same thing. I am blind and have Asperger's. This has nothing to do with my lack of intelligence, only my eyesight and the fact that my brain is wired a bit differently than yours. Of course you probably will read everything I said and take it out of contexdt or pull a few words out and respond to them. I guess I should consider the source.


            And finally, could everyone please stop butchering Segoosuoia? I happen to find that word beautiful, and you're really causing me anxiety. You can call me a retard or whatever, but it is Segoosuoia. please stop falling it up.

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            • Segoosuoia
              Unsaved trash, admitted retarded
              • Dec 2015
              • 80

              #21
              What do you think of the Sacred Name movement?

              Sorry I had to post it here, but this is the only forum I can start new threads in. What do y'all think of the Sacred Name bowel movement? For those who don't know, they believe that we're supposed to use the Hebrew name for God and Jesus exclusively, and also that we should keep the Jewish laws, except for sacrifices.

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              • Alvin Moss
                Serving Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2013
                • 4468

                #22
                Re: What do you think of the Sacred Name movement?

                These people are Millerites and damned by God. Jesus Himself said that no man would know the time of His return (Matthew 24:36 and also found in Mark 13:32)), but that wasn't good enough for the Millerites. They ignored the word and predicted the return falsely. Then they broke up into all kinds of crazy churches that in no way glorify the Lord and His word. Why would anyone care what they think?
                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12997

                  #23
                  Re: Hi all

                  Originally posted by Sequoia View Post
                  But you know it bothers me, and you do it deliberately. You caused my computer to do some very weird pronunciations, which makes me want to be sick.
                  Look at the bright side: now you know how every foreigner feels here in the US when we butcher their weird names. Except that they do not whine incessantly about it like you do, they suck it up.

                  @the so-called Pastor Ezekiel, I have read the Bible many times. You are taking that passage in Leviticus so far out of context that it would be funny if it weren't so serious. That whole passage is talking about Levites offering sacrifices in the Holy Place. It has absolutely nothing to do with going to church or being saved, or being loved by God for that matter. Disabled people were not allowed to offer burnt offerings before the LORD for the same reason they had to provide a lamb without blemish.
                  Yes. Because they are blemished. Impure. Unclean.

                  If you want to see how Jesus actually treated disabled people while He was here on Earth, where in the Gospels does it show Him picking on people and calling them retards?
                  Would you define calling His listeners vipers, swine, and children of Satan, as picking on people?

                  I will again refer you back to I Corinthians 12 and also to the book of Job. For some reason that I don't know and probably won't know until I get to Heaven, God has seen fit that I should be born with a disability. I don't know why He has made me this way, but He has a purpose for everything He does. If He decides to heal me, awesome. If not, awesome anyway.
                  Book of Job is an excellent comparison. God punished His faithful servant with poverty, death of his entire family, and sickness, just for a bet that He made out of boredom with the Devil. That's because ultimately, that faithful servant was a worthless piece of scum in the eyes of God, worth about as much as an insect that you step on. (Otherwise, God would not be so cruel to Job, would He?)

                  I'm glad that God doesn't play dice with my life. Apparently, I'm worth more than that for Him.
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • Segoosuoia
                    Unsaved trash, admitted retarded
                    • Dec 2015
                    • 80

                    #24
                    Re: Hi all

                    The people He called vipers and children of Satan were the Pharissees. You guys are a group of modern-day Pharissees. You look down on other people rather than trying to love them back to God as He did with those who knew they were sinners. If He were here on Earth right now, I think it would be you guys He would be lecturing. If I didn't know better, I'd think this whole blasted site was a great big anti-Christian PSA.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29457

                      #25
                      Re: Hi all

                      Originally posted by Sequoia View Post
                      You just go ahead and go to Sequoia National Park with your axe and start chopping. I'd seriously like to see that. Not sure there'd be internet access where you'd be going. Also I'd be careful what you say to your new sellmates. They probably wouldn't take too kindly to the vitrial you spew.
                      Chopping is to difficult, that is why God gave use chainsaws. I've cut down quite a few of these nasty trees. I find the wood is good for filling in ditches.

                      Tell me, what would I sell my mate of 40 years, Mrs. Hutchins? She has bore Jesus many fine sons (and sadly a few daughters, some of which died while still young. Easy come, easy go-Gods Perfect Will(r)).

                      If you are blind, how can you see? Did you think you had a screw loose and jam a screwdriver in your ear? Retards do that a lot to 'tighten things up'. What you need to do is give your self to Jesus and give up on all other folly. Follow the pure Word of God without question.
                      Proverbs 9:13-17
                      13 A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                      14 For she sitteth at the door of her house, on a seat in the high places of the city,
                      15 To call passengers who go right on their ways:
                      16 Whoso is simple, let him turn in hither: and as for him that wanteth understanding, she saith to him,
                      17 Stolen waters are sweet, and bread eaten in secret is pleasant.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Segoosuoia
                        Unsaved trash, admitted retarded
                        • Dec 2015
                        • 80

                        #26
                        Re: Hi all

                        I can't see the computer. I use a screen reader called Jaws. Ande I'll say it again, i'm not retarded. I am blind and have Asperger's. There is nothing wrong with my intelligence, other than probably my weird obsession with this accursed site. Now as for you, I'd have to wonder what kind of person you are in real life to be able to come here and spew out the hate you spew every day. Do us a favor and get off the internet. Also, stay away from the Sequoias. They're a gorgeous creation of God, and they're quite rare, so keep your bloody paws off them.

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                        • Basilissa
                          South of the Border outreach program
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 12997

                          #27
                          Re: Hi all

                          Originally posted by Sequoia View Post
                          The people He called vipers and children of Satan were the Pharissees. You guys are a group of modern-day Pharissees. You look down on other people rather than trying to love them back to God as He did with those who knew they were sinners. If He were here on Earth right now, I think it would be you guys He would be lecturing. If I didn't know better, I'd think this whole blasted site was a great big anti-Christian PSA.
                          I don't get it - what is wrong with preaching the Word of God in all of its beauty?

                          Would you prefer us to hide most of the Bible (the parts that do not conform to the Western 21th century "moral" standards) and lie to people, telling that God loves everyone and that He created Hell just for fun, and not to send most of humanity there?

                          Matthew 7:13-14
                          13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
                          14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

                          Originally posted by Sequoia View Post
                          Also, stay away from the Sequoias.
                          Sorry for nitpicking, but since you insist on the romanized version of this word, wouldn't the proper plural be sequoiae? (The same like you say bacteria and not bacteriums [hopefully]).
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • Alvin Moss
                            Serving Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2013
                            • 4468

                            #28
                            Re: Hi all

                            Originally posted by Sequoia View Post
                            Do us a favor and get off the internet.
                            We are us. You are only you. Why not get right with Jesus and stop this devilish work you are pursuing?
                            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14079

                              #29
                              Re: Hi all

                              Originally posted by Sequoia View Post
                              ...Do us a favor and get off the internet...
                              Thanks for voicing your support for freedom of speech.

                              Does sarcasm come through your translator?

                              ... Also, stay away from the Sequoias. They're a gorgeous creation of God, and they're quite rare, so keep your bloody paws off them.
                              If God cares so much for them, why doesn't He bloody well do something Himself? Dude's omnipotent, they say.

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                              • Segoosuoia
                                Unsaved trash, admitted retarded
                                • Dec 2015
                                • 80

                                #30
                                Re: Hi all

                                Eep, that plural form was truly disgusting. Keep that jazz up and I'll probably need a new keyboard. I have audio/tactile synesthesia, and I actually felt that. Thanks a lot *blasts Irish music full blast to get that out of her head*. Everyone uses the term "Sequoias" when referring to the trees. I believe if I ever heard that other one out loud I would do a bit of the ol' reverse parastolsis, which I'm about to do anyway. Please, if you have even the slightest bit of human decency in your soul, please don't do that again. I'm begging you.

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